Jesus Christ Pita Bread for sale - TradeMe.co.nz

Given that there are no physical descriptions of Jesus in the historical books, or any artistic work, how did you determine what the "face" of Jesus looks like? rev21 (89

) 5:48 am, Fri 2 Jan

Good point. This pita bread does however show a profound likeness to many Byzantine mosaics and Catholic oil paintings of Jesus. 12:27 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I wish you luck with your auction. snakeynzone (2152

) 7:31 am, Fri 2 Jan

Thank you, but I don't need luck. I pray to the pita bread. 12:28 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hmmm. Not sure it's His eyes (not sure what that third eye down the left cheek is doing though). I can introduce you to the real Jesus if you'd like. Free of charge. rob.h (575

) 7:53 am, Fri 2 Jan

I'll take a rain check on that offer. Although it's nice to know that you're ready to spread the word. 12:30 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Sorry i forgot to ask,how much is postage. Thanks snakeynzone (2152

) 8:02 am, Fri 2 Jan

Logically, I have to try to be careful that it doesn't break during transport which will require lots of bubble wrap, foam and packaging. All the same, I'll make sure that it's no more than $8. 12:32 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Have you got scientific proof this is in fact jesus? mummy12 (11

) 8:21 am, Fri 2 Jan

I've run a few tests but it was impossible to pick up any traces of divinity. 12:33 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Can you confirm the origin of the bread as Pita bread, otherwise known as Turkish bread was originally from Turkey where 99% of the population are Muslim. If it is a piece of Jesus bread its most likely not Pita. greggerz (79

) 8:24 am, Fri 2 Jan

I'm unsure where it was actually baked, however, you'll find that pita bread is not just eaten in Turkey but also in Israel - Jesus' birthplace. 12:37 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Would you be prepared to swap it for a sack of onions that looks like Madonna? fastlane (98

) 8:35 am, Fri 2 Jan

Tempting, but no. 12:38 pm, Fri 2 Jan

santa maybe? fabez86 (192

) 8:53 am, Fri 2 Jan

Hmmm, interesting. Maybe if it was on a candy cane. 12:39 pm, Fri 2 Jan

looks more like daniel boone hotstuff69 (1411

) 8:56 am, Fri 2 Jan

I see your point. But I'm sure it's still Jesus. 12:41 pm, Fri 2 Jan

is that the right way up?? alby15 (118

) 9:00 am, Fri 2 Jan

Trust me, it's the right way up. Any other way and it just looks like burnt pita bread. 12:42 pm, Fri 2 Jan

what size is the piece please?? fronta1 (374

) 9:06 am, Fri 2 Jan

It's about 4cm x 3.5cm. 12:42 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Can you confirm that this is actually the face of Jesus? I would be concerned that it's actually the face of someone else. How do I know you're not trying to pull one over on us? drma2001 (19

) 9:56 am, Fri 2 Jan

I couldn't lie to the face of Jesus. 12:44 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hi, whats sort of flour is it made from? You are nuts !!! trolldoll69 (85

) 10:02 am, Fri 2 Jan

That's a toughie. I'm not sure so I wouldn't eat it if you're allergic to gluten. 12:46 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Are you sure it is Jesus? It looks more like Santa Claus to me. tc66 (26

) 10:23 am, Fri 2 Jan

It's on pita bread, not a Christmas cookie. 12:46 pm, Fri 2 Jan

What age was Jesus when this pita was taken? fordno1 (17

) 10:48 am, Fri 2 Jan

I'd say he's about to be crucified so theological estimates would suggest around 30. 12:47 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Are you for real? This looks like nothing at all! hosting (213

) 10:52 am, Fri 2 Jan

If you want to see it, you will. 12:48 pm, Fri 2 Jan

That doesn't look like Jesus. It looks more like Nemo. kathie6 (110

) 11:03 am, Fri 2 Jan

Believe me, it's Jesus. 12:48 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Do you have any of Satan? heatman (502

) 11:06 am, Fri 2 Jan

Sorry. Satan pita bread always burns up in the oven. 12:49 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Come on folks, the image of Jesus the Messiah Himself is on this toast. That's got to be worth $15-$20 right there. mattb02 (249

) 11:10 am, Fri 2 Jan

You said it! 12:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hmmmm. Obviously what Jesus "looks like" is pretty much whatever any damn fool decides. Will the real Jesus please stand up. :-) pran (222

) 11:14 am, Fri 2 Jan

Until he returns, we're gonna have to make do with this pita bread. 12:51 pm, Fri 2 Jan

That's not jesus, that's moses. smurf99 (152

) 11:21 am, Fri 2 Jan

It's whatever prophet you choose but I still think it's Jesus. There's no staff, so it can't be Moses. 12:53 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Looks more like Judas to me. radioactive (180

) 11:48 am, Fri 2 Jan

Judas doesn't appear in pita bread. He feels too guilty. 12:53 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Looks more like Davy Crockett to me... sunnymonday (78

) 12:32 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I see your point. I'm still adamant it's Jesus. 12:55 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Why doesn't this bread look anything like a face, let alone Jesus? danx (236

) 12:33 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Look carefully at the creases and the holes and Jesus will appear. 12:55 pm, Fri 2 Jan

is the money raised going to charity? mummy12 (11

) 12:43 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I will donate a portion to a non-profit organisation. Probably SPCA - a personal favourite - but let me know what you think. 12:56 pm, Fri 2 Jan

HAVE YOU BEEN APPROVED BY THE FOOD SAFETY AUTHORITY TO SELL THIS FOOD ITEM? mummy12 (11

) 12:45 pm, Fri 2 Jan

It is not intended for consumption, however, I'm sure it will make a tasty snack. 12:57 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I think this pita might be Chuck Norris. Has a definite Walker Texas Ranger look to it. Don't think Jesus would dare argue with Chuck Norris......Good luck with your auction. Classic. phoenix22 (52

) 1:00 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Jesus or Chuck Norris? Doesn't matter - they're both supremely powerful beings. 1:17 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Dude I have seen Jesus and that does not look like Jesus You are conman!! mary510 (88

) 1:14 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I welcome all scepticism. 1:19 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Dude I have seen Jesus and that does not look like Jesus You are conman!! mary510 (88

) 1:15 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I heard (or read) it the first time. 1:19 pm, Fri 2 Jan

What is the winning strango gonna do with a week old mouldy peice of bread? That is the real question. smurf99 (152

) 1:31 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Sit back and admire their clever purchase. 1:38 pm, Fri 2 Jan

do u have a faith or r u taking the custard out of christians amek (118

) 1:51 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I am a humanist. Make of that what you will. 1:55 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Just like Dolly the sheep have you tried to replicate your masterpiece by "CLONING?" tool_shop173 (1837

) 1:54 pm, Fri 2 Jan

No cloning here. 1:56 pm, Fri 2 Jan

is it still edable? holly171 (140

) 1:55 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Yes but honestly, it probably wouldn't taste that nice. 1:57 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Sure your not from the Mob looks like one of there Whanau ryan1019 (181

) 1:55 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Please be civil. 1:58 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hi there, I was interested in putting in a bid from Australia however I called my Customs Broker to discuss and he suggested I have a lay down for a couple of hours and stay away from sharp objects. Sorry I wont be able to proceed - he was also like that when I wanted to bid on some sky hooks. kevvvie (20

) 2:23 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Uh-huh... 2:25 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Lets see what this madness is all about, I suspect a novelty, however all proceeds should go to a charity maybe....food aid etc...? ayamas (78

) 2:26 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I was thinking about doing something with micro-finance... 3:05 pm, Fri 2 Jan

It could be the face of Satan. morgue_man (67

) 2:33 pm, Fri 2 Jan

True. Depends how you look at it. 3:05 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I'm very interested in the long term preservation of Jesus, would there be a possiblity of paying a surcharge to get it vak packed in Hamilton to hold it's long term intrinsic value for long term capital gain. I feel this price will reflect a good long term investment for either a Christian or any religion one might be. cigana (65

) 2:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

How you preserve it is entirely up to you. It's in a Glad bag right now. 3:06 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Good luck with the auction, just love the humour going on here, makes great reading. Cheers mover6 (381

) 3:12 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thanks. 3:47 pm, Fri 2 Jan

i need this bread. real bad. dakmj (19

) 3:21 pm, Fri 2 Jan

If you want it to keep - bid on it. If you want it to eat - sorry, try the supermarket. 3:49 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I'm a time traveller from biblical times, and I find this auction offensive! muntedman (3

) 3:24 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I get that a lot from you time travellers. 3:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

are you shore it doesnt look like Osama you know they havent found him yet sneakers23 (309

) 3:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Of course! Pita bread is an ingenious hiding place. That Osama is a clever cookie. I still think it's Jesus though. He doesn't have a turban or AK-47 so it can't be Osama. 3:51 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Yes, this Pita Bread has many faces but always go with your first impression. Good luck and hope your choosen charity benefits from the outcome of this auction. jolal (57

) 3:42 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thank you. The pita bread blesses you. 3:52 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Would you consider dismembering the face and selling off the parts individually? wellington_p (29

) 3:42 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I could never do that to Jesus! 3:52 pm, Fri 2 Jan

do you think it would heal my psyoriosis? ambrose2 (66

) 4:24 pm, Fri 2 Jan

The pita bread isn't a qualified medical practitioner, so no guarantees. In saying that, there's no harm in trying. I look forward to your bid. 5:22 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Will the Lords prayer now have to be changed to "give us today our daily pita bread" ? leedsu1 (79

) 4:25 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I'll contact the Catholic church on your behalf. 5:22 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I once had a piece of toasted raisin bread that I thought looked like the Last Supper...good luck with the auction - hope your charity does well out of it! cherrybaby1 (109

) 4:30 pm, Fri 2 Jan

It's a shame - you should've kept it. I don't know how well this will do, but it's a lesson for everyone to keep a look out at even the most mundane things. 5:23 pm, Fri 2 Jan

man oh man...what have you been smoking,or more to the point..where can I buy some....jesus....it looks like Plain ol pita bread with a couple of Raisins?? thrown in for good measure to me...or at worse a dog turd..keep smoking that weed fellah...and remember the 10th commandment.."Thy shall not take the piss out of the humble pita bread" speightzmate (121

) 4:32 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I will pray for your punctuation to improve. 7:38 pm, Fri 2 Jan

"The Tasty Messiah", have you got any other flavours? I prefer Colby Messiah. jerandra1 (34

) 4:36 pm, Fri 2 Jan

It's not a cheese flavour! 5:24 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I don't want to be insensitive, but is bread jesus brown or white? greatchicken (16

) 4:58 pm, Fri 2 Jan

He's a dark tan - which fits with Jewish genetics. 5:26 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Looks more like Grizzley Adams or Davie Crockett to me. Good Luck on the auction. Good for you. ignitethepassio (159

) 4:59 pm, Fri 2 Jan

You baby boomers and Davy Crockett! 5:26 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Jesus that looks tasty.... buy now price? christinamd (60

) 5:01 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Because I want to make a sizeable contribution to charity, we're talking a good few zeros. 5:27 pm, Fri 2 Jan

how much for butterd and jam??? call me mcflury (167

) 5:14 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Spreads are optional post-purchase. Seriously though, he's way too fragile for butter or jam. 5:28 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I am keen to bid but torn on what to do with it afterward. Communion is coming up and we'll need some bread - do you think this would be appropriate? justinesc (9

) 5:24 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I genuinely think it would go great in a church. You should put it in a box next to the Communion wafers. 5:29 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Jesus Christ Pita Star!! Once this sells at a insane price, the buyer may receive a snippet in their local newspaper!! Go JC Pita Star!! ayamas (78

) 5:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Ha ha. I like the Broadway reference. 7:38 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Gee its only a smelly piece of pita bread, the trash can is outside. ryan1019 (181

) 6:13 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Well, it almost landed in there. I'm glad I thought better of it. 7:39 pm, Fri 2 Jan

HI :D how has your day been? I hope your haveing a JOLLY nice day =) =) saz20 (86

) 6:33 pm, Fri 2 Jan

One word: hectic. 7:39 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hi, How many people have owned this mcgill4 (23

) 6:34 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Just me. 7:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

well done..you made 'one news' as i am sure you are already aware! gd skills. carly2 (229

) 6:36 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Actually, I didn't know that. I'll have to watch it online. 7:41 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hi,would you consider trading for three wise hamburger buns? :) wetta (232

) 6:36 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Ahhh. Clearly a McDonald's owner. 7:42 pm, Fri 2 Jan

is it still fresh enough to actually eat i want it with my sunday soup lunch!!!!! jayjay1233 (98

) 6:37 pm, Fri 2 Jan

He might drown in the soup. 7:43 pm, Fri 2 Jan

If I bought it would it feed the 5000 vette96 (23

) 6:37 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Ha ha. You'd have to break him into tiny pieces. 7:44 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Do you actually know that God can curse anyone who makes fun of him? santorina (152

) 6:37 pm, Fri 2 Jan

On a serious note, this is in no way a mockery of any deity. I have nothing but respect for all religions. 7:44 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I told father pat but he got grumpy and deeply offended!!! i now have proof. Jesus had a mullet!!! alas not even he was able to pull it off!!! macha1 (15

) 6:38 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Blame the hair stylist. 7:45 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I am looking for a Davy Crockett hat, can you help??? pendragon2 (89

) 6:38 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Sorry. Fresh out. 7:46 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Do you have the fish to go with it vette96 (23

) 6:38 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Sorry. I got hungry. 7:47 pm, Fri 2 Jan

It looks more like Saint Peter one of the Twelve Apostles. This actually makes more sense given its not Jesus Juice you are selling but Pita Bread maddy80 (67

) 6:39 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Very witty. Point well made. 7:47 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Does Jesus come with cheeses? miguel2005 (1

) 6:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

*Dips not included. 7:48 pm, Fri 2 Jan

auctions like these has a great sense of humour for 2009.Good luck for your auction. smiley41 (413

) 6:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thanks heaps. Jesus blesses you. 7:48 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Jesus told me this is not an authentic piece of toast. He wants to know how did you manage this? thatchers_ample (37

) 6:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

A fluke + too long in an oven = Jesus pita bread 7:49 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hi Would you consider time payment, as I don't have the dough at present? cyanidesarah (127

) 6:41 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Tempting... but no. 7:49 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Is there any connection between the pita bread and Pita Sharpels? 32anne (13

) 6:41 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hey, I never noticed that. Too late to reword the auction. 7:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Good luck mate!!.Awesome initiative and clever, an what a miracle. Hopefully the price hits triple figures=P.BRILLIANT!!!!!! striker01 (66

) 6:41 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thank you. That means a lot. 7:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

buy now for peanut butter on it? oh and maybe butter for an extra $1? gags4 (97

) 6:42 pm, Fri 2 Jan

To tell you the truth, lather him in peanut butter and he'll probably taste pretty good. 7:52 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Jesus Christ Tom,you mormons from Hamilton will do anything to rip people off to make a buck aye?I was told from a ex mormon from Hamilton that Jesus was a homo,so you must be one too.lmao haha ngataip (301

) 6:44 pm, Fri 2 Jan

PLEASE NOTE: I am certainly in no way affiliated with the Church of LDS. 7:52 pm, Fri 2 Jan

pochahantis maybe....you should eat it 2nyt as some sort of "last supper?" lol i love this....congratz on your..biblical bread....hehe maybe convert and "break bread" lol shaz46 (19

) 6:45 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Pochahantas... Ha ha. First American Indian princess I've seen with a beard. 7:53 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I thought it pretty insensitive likening it to a mob member ... I was thinking more in line of being a relative of the crumpet family .. its the holes that gives it away ;-0 wittledarling (657

) 6:46 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Now I'm hungry for some crumpets. 7:54 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Having seen how much people are willing to pay for your pita bread just shows me how gullible they can be. I've been trying to sell Elvis Presley T-shirts with little success I think I may do a little toasting tonight and one is sure to come out with Elvis's face on it and maybe I too can make a small fortune - just like you. IF PEOPLE ARE SO GULLIBLE ALL POWER TO YOU. elvis213 (119

) 6:48 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thank you very much. 7:55 pm, Fri 2 Jan

hi do ya think the extra hole could be a nail hole ? extex (112

) 6:49 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I hope not. That means they nailed him in the face. 7:55 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hi how the heck did this make it on tv niceguy25 (100

) 6:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I didn't contact them. 7:56 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Did you call the tv station niceguy25 (100

) 6:52 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Nope. They e-mailed me but I haven't gotten back to them. Oh well, too late. 7:56 pm, Fri 2 Jan

It looks like an elephant to me. elyzia (145

) 6:59 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I guess, if you tilt your head a bit. 7:57 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Don't you think it looks more like Mister T...I pita the fool that eats it! ohen (19

) 7:08 pm, Fri 2 Jan

It can't be. It didn't come with an A-Team. 7:57 pm, Fri 2 Jan

This piece of pita, you have definately overdone, to define the features for a positive ID, give it a good dollop of butter then grill it, if it doesn't catch fire after 15 minutes under the grill....its a miracle! Jack- up the reserve to 40 pieces of silver, this will bring it into line with Judas's payout....and good luck, you are a character! buttzy (84

) 7:08 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Someone's been reading their bible. 7:57 pm, Fri 2 Jan

The bible never mentioned an unsightly mole on the right side of Jesus's face, reckon you've confused this stale piece of bread for John the Baptist? franziska84 (31

) 7:11 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Perhaps. Forgive me if my religious pita bread identification skills are a little hazy. 7:58 pm, Fri 2 Jan

If Jesus is pita - what savoury product is God? texman (75

) 7:11 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Steak. 7:58 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I think you bidders are all crazy, don't you know you have to be careful with your money at the moment. I hope donate your winnings to a worthy cause. Cheers, anyway cobbe (47

) 7:24 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thank you Dr. Bollard. 7:59 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Would you consider swapping for a potato chip that resembles Sir Winston Churchill? rough1 (26

) 7:41 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Ah, yes. "We will fight them in the aisles..." 8:00 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Hey there funny looking face!!! Are you sure its jesus or yesterdays lunch??? tricky27 (2

) 7:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Funny looking face? Now you've hurt his feelings. 8:00 pm, Fri 2 Jan

man this some funny s#%t! good luck with auction ! lol boris.c (77

) 8:00 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thank you, thank you! You're too kind. 8:01 pm, Fri 2 Jan

if you got hungry they must have been chocolate fisn vette96 (23

) 8:03 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Cadbury snapper, I believe. 8:34 pm, Fri 2 Jan

yuck!!!!!!!!!!! now ive been put off pita breads thanks a lot !!!!!!!! gud luck with your aution! i hope you make millions! yeah right! tricky27 (2

) 8:03 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I'll pretend I didn't read the last statement. 8:34 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Come on all you silly bidders. Dont you know that you are donating to a charity. Yeah right vette96 (23

) 8:14 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I swear on the pita bread that a portion (if not all) the money will go to charity. I was thinking about micro-finance in Africa. 8:39 pm, Fri 2 Jan

You Rock kr4zy4zn (47

) 8:19 pm, Fri 2 Jan

You're making me blush... 8:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

You could have fought them in the aisles better if you'd bothered looking in the back of the oven for the A Team that came with him. ohen (19

) 8:20 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I'll check... 8:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Forgive me if this has already been asked, theres just too many questions for me to read through. If I end up buying this, will it mean that I can pray to the pita bread each Sunday rather than going to church? Or would I have to pray to it each day in order to make up for a Sundays worth of church? adamal (59

) 8:21 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Whatever floats your pita bread. 8:41 pm, Fri 2 Jan

This is funny what made you come up with the idea to put it on trademe?? and wat a funny looking face!!!! boyes2468 (101

) 8:22 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Originally, I thought it was a little silly, but then I thought screw it, why not? I mean, it's not everyday that you notice a religious figure appearing in your food. 8:43 pm, Fri 2 Jan

if i ate this while stoned it mite even talk to me huttsparky (33

) 8:24 pm, Fri 2 Jan

No waaay duuude! 8:44 pm, Fri 2 Jan

The "Jesus" shape cookie cutter sales are going to go through the roof at Warehouse this weekend. As they say in the other fantacy movie MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!! takalosh (14

) 8:26 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I don't need the force. I just pray to the pita bread. 8:44 pm, Fri 2 Jan

News just broke out in australia about this auction and that it may go to $28,000.00. now news is spreading to US and UK. price could be a big difference by tomorrow. ricatopua (1620

) 8:44 pm, Fri 2 Jan

That's great news. Please, keep me informed. 8:45 pm, Fri 2 Jan

haha this is awesome, chocolate santas, toasted jesusface -I love the holidays...Happy New Year and good luck! shanna99.4 (30

) 8:48 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Cheers. Thank you (all) for the support. 8:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

The thing that is really sad about this auction is not the fact you are selling a piece of bread but that there are actually people bidding on this! All those people bidding on this must be crazy and i thought Kiwis had more sense than to waist time on your rip off auction. des40 (134

) 8:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

If people want to bid, that's their right. 8:51 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Pita its going to go all moldy and rotten in a few weeks... Jesus who loves and cares for us lasts forever, Amen. sunny124 (205

) 8:52 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Perhaps there's a lesson to be learnt. 8:53 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I AM JESUS CHRIST !!! This is FAKE !!! This listing will be reported to my Father (God) tatko (117

) 8:53 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Anyone know the number for the local mental hospital? Anyone? 8:54 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Bob Marley maybe? just missing his reafer. beryl2 (113

) 9:03 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Sorry. Wasn't made in Jamaica. 9:39 am, Sat 3 Jan

Hi, if bids go above $1000 can you provide Lay-Buy? monkeyme55 (77

) 9:06 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I'm tempted to but it's too risky because you (or whoever) may simply choose not to pay the instalments. 9:41 am, Sat 3 Jan

If I bid and win,could you throw in a plate of butter chicken as well? thatkiwidude (49

) 9:16 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Actually, he goes better with hummus. 9:41 am, Sat 3 Jan

Hey Des40, you may be the Anointed Arbiter of Good Taste (and thanks so much for your contribution here), but I'm the Official Spellchecker and you, sir, are a moron. Go Hamiltonian_11!! mattb02 (249

) 9:23 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thanks you. The pita bread blesses you. 9:42 am, Sat 3 Jan

New: Jesus on Wholemeal Toast! http://www.trademe.co.nz/Antiques-collectables/Food-drink/Other/auction-195812913.htm Seller reckons its just a coincidence. Priceless. mattb02 (249

) 9:25 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Doesn't link to anything. Is the URL right? 9:43 am, Sat 3 Jan

If he had a black beard, he would be the ZigZag papers, man. not.at.the.bay (70

) 9:39 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Would explain why he's so smoky. 9:44 am, Sat 3 Jan

Wow...I just read all the comments that everyone had to say and I was just a lil shocked that Jesus Christ Pita Bread has been on the Australian News and further around the world... Congratulations and Good luck with the auction.... :-) romance2 (169

) 9:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Thank you. Really, it's nice to have support. 9:44 am, Sat 3 Jan

time to get this auction rocking! studentbludger (28

) 9:40 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Yeah. C'mon guys! 9:45 am, Sat 3 Jan

I am God and I will remove your scrotum you blasphemous fiend valkren (21

) 9:50 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Mental hospital? Anyone have their phone number? 9:46 am, Sat 3 Jan

hey if you want to find a good deal on trademe check out auction number: 195487214 humbur (23

) 9:52 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Not looking to buy a car, thanks. 9:47 am, Sat 3 Jan

I'm serious this time - This is a case of mistaken identity. I don't mean to embarrass you by exposing your genuine mistake on-line like this but I have no other way of contacting you. Your pita bread is actually the Zig-Zag cigarette paper man. Seriously - go to www.zigzag.com and you will see immediately that I'm right. And no, I haven't been smoking. ohen (19

) 9:55 pm, Fri 2 Jan

He can't be. Didn't come with a cigarette (or lung cancer). 9:48 am, Sat 3 Jan

Whether it's St Pita, or the real deal, I reckon it would taste great with cheeses of Nazareth. dindaproduction (282

) 10:06 pm, Fri 2 Jan

*Serving suggestion 9:48 am, Sat 3 Jan

St Peter would've got you more money couta (25

) 10:13 pm, Fri 2 Jan

I dunno about that. It's too late now anyway. 9:49 am, Sat 3 Jan

Hi Tom, Thanks for helping to start the year with a laugh. It's a shame that some people take offence at something so innocent. Also, what's wrong with bidding on something if you want to.. Let's hope it does get over $28000. I wouldn't want to pay the TM fees on it though... Have fun. stephenpman (152

) 10:14 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Cheers! 9:49 am, Sat 3 Jan

It looks to me like Obi Wan Kenobi from the clone wars movie bunnyewabbit (98

) 10:22 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Jedi pita bread? Now, that's just silly. 9:50 am, Sat 3 Jan

There you go then, I thought it looked like Sharpels. Pita (bread) Sharpels it is so you're misleading the market here and should withdraw the item 32anne (13

) 10:22 pm, Fri 2 Jan

We're all entitled to our opinions... except you.. nah, just kidding. 9:52 am, Sat 3 Jan

(see previous note) sorry that website should be www.zigzagpapers.com ohen (19

) 10:42 pm, Fri 2 Jan

Oh my goodness! That does look so damn similar! 9:52 am, Sat 3 Jan

Are you sure its Jesus and not Mary learnme (81

) 11:32 pm, Fri 2 Jan

If it's Mary, she needs a lip wax. 9:52 am, Sat 3 Jan

Christ, will get a prize for the most views and questions in one day or is it just divine intervention? amber168 (87

) 12:42 am, Sat 3 Jan

I know. I am completely swamped. 9:53 am, Sat 3 Jan

mmmmmmm pita bread. Drool planeboy1 (18

) 1:24 am, Sat 3 Jan

That's what I thought. 9:54 am, Sat 3 Jan

awesome! However, this remarkable image looks very much like the face of my fiance. Am I about to marry Jebus or is my partner the new messiah? Is this a sign? adrienne19 (0

) 2:13 am, Sat 3 Jan

Perhaps... 9:54 am, Sat 3 Jan

If Lisa Lewis sold a handbag on trade me, and managed to get a gig on Naked News, then i think you've got a pretty good shot at either a cooking show or a replacement for Destiny Church's ramble in the mornings! Better yet... imagine a religious cooking show! hehe proximo (16

) 2:45 am, Sat 3 Jan

Religious cooking show: VeggieTales massacre. 9:56 am, Sat 3 Jan

Our Father (or Davy Crockett) Who art in the oven Burnt be thy name Thy kingdom come Thy will be done At the sound of the timer Give us this day our pita bread And for give us the bidders As we forgive those who bid against us And lead us not in to bankruptcy For the hummus, the flour and the griller are yours Now and forever AMEN zespri44 (168

) 3:10 am, Sat 3 Jan

I like that. Very clever. 9:57 am, Sat 3 Jan

Reading through the q&a (yeah, I need a hobby), am I the only one surprised at the uncommon eloquence, humour, and diplomacy of a 15 year old boy? Surely it's a hoax! __lux__ (42

) 6:06 am, Sat 3 Jan

I apologise if it's a bad thing for a teenager to be intelligent, funny and well-spoken. I guess it's a rare thing these days. 9:58 am, Sat 3 Jan

This has got to be the best I have seen!!!!!!!!!!! princess239 (21

) 7:48 am, Sat 3 Jan

Merci beaucoup. 9:58 am, Sat 3 Jan

Hi m8 I think your doing really well with your auction considering there's no proof it's jesus. Will you be analyzing all your food now b4 you go to eat it? The fact you are donating the profit to charity has 2 b a GOOD DEED!!!!! GD LUcK rekniz (41

) 8:03 am, Sat 3 Jan

If I analysed all my food it would take me ten hours to eat a bag of chips, but still I'll try to be more vigilant. A portion of the money will go to charity, but I need some ideas. Please, everyone help me out. 10:00 am, Sat 3 Jan

yea - this reminds me, the other day i spewed up on the ground, the pattern looks exactly like Jesus!!! - so i collected it and will be going to auction soon!. victor25 (417

) 8:28 am, Sat 3 Jan

Good luck. 10:00 am, Sat 3 Jan

What's the 'use by' date on the pack? johnnymac (125

) 8:42 am, Sat 3 Jan

Sorry, lost it. But the rest of the pita bread has already gone stale. 10:01 am, Sat 3 Jan

wow it looks alot like me, do you think you could get a good price for me? wantitnow (90

) 8:44 am, Sat 3 Jan

Are you as handsome as the pita bread? 10:01 am, Sat 3 Jan

...what made you decide you 'might as well auction it off?' methusela (241

) 8:51 am, Sat 3 Jan

Well, there's no harm in trying, right? 10:01 am, Sat 3 Jan

any more photos??? thx phelox (68

) 9:17 am, Sat 3 Jan

That's all there is to see. 10:02 am, Sat 3 Jan

If this is the real-deal, then you should be able to break it in two, and four, and eight, all the way to infinity... bendybruce (62

) 9:18 am, Sat 3 Jan

Yeah... no. 10:03 am, Sat 3 Jan

Who the hell is Jesus? monkeyhanger (27

) 9:19 am, Sat 3 Jan

Ha ha. 10:04 am, Sat 3 Jan

do you think this pita bread would moldy before it is posted???? fantail2005 (538

) 9:21 am, Sat 3 Jan

No. I've sealed it up. Hopefully, it should be fine. 10:04 am, Sat 3 Jan

I have a used, red sock which, when it falls into the correct position, resembles Madonna with Child (but may look just like a used, red sock to the untrained eye). Would you, or any of your devoted followers, be interested in a trade? I am fairly hungry at the moment and a piece of pita bread would go down well. borisborough (62

) 9:23 am, Sat 3 Jan

Anyone can fold a sock. 10:05 am, Sat 3 Jan

Looks like Des40 and some others have absolutely NO sense of humour!! Good on you for making me laugh this morning..... hec2 (233

) 9:27 am, Sat 3 Jan

Anything to spread a little joy. 10:05 am, Sat 3 Jan

If i win can i get a rogan josh with it on pick up please? roadbikerider (773

) 9:38 am, Sat 3 Jan

*Serving suggestion 10:06 am, Sat 3 Jan

Do you accept pilgrimmages ? And do you have parking for buses ? rodgepodge (11

) 9:38 am, Sat 3 Jan

Get in line behind the other pilgrims. 10:06 am, Sat 3 Jan

Jesus in Hamilton? Interesting choice. Personally I would have headed for Wellington, which is far more heavenly, and where you could appear on a lovely piece of gently toasted five grain. crberesford (27

) 9:40 am, Sat 3 Jan

He appears where he chooses. 10:07 am, Sat 3 Jan

Hi. I like this auction. For years I have been sitting on the fence regarding religion. But I must say that if that is Jesus I will be keeping well away from religion because he would need a Hell of a lot of Aloe Vera Moisturiser. And I just couldn't afford that. But thankyou for the auction and the fun. lovemydog (304

) 9:52 am, Sat 3 Jan

Good to know that a TradeMe auction was the deciding factor. 10:07 am, Sat 3 Jan

Good on you looks awesome I once sold a twisty that resembled a cock and balls on Trade Me hope u get heaps :) soeztc (3

) 10:07 am, Sat 3 Jan

Ewwww... um, thanks. 10:08 am, Sat 3 Jan

If Jesus has come to you this way - why do you want to give Him away.....just keep Him and be with Him.....this guesture is priceless if you really believe this. So point in saying you want to make money for charity....there are millions of dollors for charity - not point in selling devine that came to you - and that is, if you really believe what you say. coover (189

) 10:09 am, Sat 3 Jan

Sure. But if someone else really wants it, and some of the proceeds can benefit other deserving people, isn't that far better than me holding on to it like Gollum with the ring? 10:24 am, Sat 3 Jan

Good on you for donating some of the proceeds to charity (although make sure you keep a bit for yourself - you've certainly earnt it by answering all these questions!). While the SPCA is a wonderful cause, have you thought of donating something a bit closer to Jesus' heart? Have a look at http://www.giftforlife.co.nz/gift/ for some great ideas. Good luck! :-) phoebesmum (162

) 10:35 am, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. Looking into it. 10:49 am, Sat 3 Jan

I was lucky enough to be given an Edmonds cook book for Xmas, I'm now tempted to buy your Pita bread & test thir claim of "sure to rise". angbellnz (108

) 10:43 am, Sat 3 Jan

Very witty. 10:50 am, Sat 3 Jan

Jesus Crust Almighty! What next, a doughnut that looks like Saint Pita? fastlane (98

) 10:49 am, Sat 3 Jan

Well, doughnuts are hol(e)y! Sorry, that was lame. 10:51 am, Sat 3 Jan

In humbleness and honesty well done with the auction sorry I won't be bidding but good on ya mate! lizenzed (54

) 10:58 am, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. That's really nice of you. 11:03 am, Sat 3 Jan

The news has hit the UK niceguy25 (100

) 11:09 am, Sat 3 Jan

Fantastic! 12:56 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Jesus Christ, Superstar... "if you had come today you could have reached a whole nation/Israel in 4BC had no mass communication"... but I don't know if Lloyd Webber and Rice had envisioned the coming of Jesus via pita bread and trade me... (And then there's the bit that goes Jesus Christ, Superstar/Wears frilly knickers and a see through bra.. or was that Georgie Best?????) league_fan (173

) 11:15 am, Sat 3 Jan

Uh-huh. 12:58 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Obviously you're after a bit of fun and by the looks of it have nothing better to do with your time but how are you going to feel when this auction closes on Thursday and the winning bidder decides not to pay? Unless you actually manage to hook some dopey halfwit into purchasing this worthless piece of crap, I'd say you are the one who is ultimately being led astray here. Oh and no, I'm not jealous or abusive like you think of "fasttraderfrank", more so a realist. jmejane (35

) 11:26 am, Sat 3 Jan

First of all, have a sense of humour. Secondly, I have every confidence that the winning bidder will front up with the money. 1:00 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I'm off to the finance company first thing Monday morning(are there any finance companies left?) to get a loan so I can buy this but I dont know how much I should borrow,perhaps 50k just in case as I'm sure you dont want this to leave NZ,just imagine if the chinese got hold of it a week later they would be selling copies by the millions james1361 (1185

) 11:29 am, Sat 3 Jan

I eagerly anticipate your bid. 1:03 pm, Sat 3 Jan

so wea bouts can ppl, come in view this once and a life time event,is it free door entry lol phat_soundz (753

) 11:39 am, Sat 3 Jan

Sorry. It's behind lock and key. 1:04 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Hey, this has made the blogs as well as the news check out Big News on http://big-news.blogspot.com. Even the Jewish journal of Greater LA has a story. Well done. But are you sure it is the face of Jesus and not the Maori image of the Apostle Pita? mary162 (8

) 11:50 am, Sat 3 Jan

That's up to you, I guess. 1:04 pm, Sat 3 Jan

does anyone want jesus crispy feet? auction number 195886525 waves2u (386

) 12:07 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Nothing better than someone latching on to the publicity tornado. 1:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

If Jesus has come back as a slice of toast, then will Michael Jackson come back as a recycled milk bottle? I wonder what coloured cap he'd have :) superaudio (574

) 12:32 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I sure as hell wouldn't drink him. 1:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Stick with the SPCA charity - animals don't get enough care and attention as it is. It's a worthwhile one. I'm sure if there is a Jesus, it would a charity close enough to his heart!!! hec2 (233

) 12:33 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yeah, I completely agree. It's sad that the SPCA is often forgotten when it comes to donations. If anything, this auction will hopefully raise awareness of the SPCA's plight. 1:08 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Brilliant, Tom. Thanks for brightening up my day. BTW, if you're into animal charities may I suggest taking a look at www.safe.org.nz? If someone's got enough money to spare to pay so much for a bit of dodgy pita bread it would be great to see it actually making a positive difference in the world (of course the lucky successful bidder might make a positive difference too by praying to their newly acquired pita bread?). Good luck! Cheers, Michelle. kvskiwi (36

) 12:39 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I've bookmarked the web page and I'll be sure to look further into it. From what I've already read though it looks like a very deserving cause. 1:10 pm, Sat 3 Jan

It is hard to believe that people are bidding for a piece of pita bread that has a face on it and there has been over 23000 views and it even made it onto the radio you will better off by selling it good luck mate...... :-) fantail2005 (538

) 12:40 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. 1:11 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Hi to all Christians who would think of bidding on this, is that not like worshiping an idol which is a big NO-NO? I hope you do give the money to the SPCA they need it more then anyone. Animals are innocent most people are not. i might have jesus type socks for sale too sock_man (73

) 1:01 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Actually, I'm glad you brought that up. I thoroughly understand the second commandment and for those of you who are Christians, it is worth noting that this is merely religious symbology and should not be worshipped in itself. 1:14 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Eh mon.... dats not Jeesus.... dats Bob Marley mon! jozr (154

) 1:02 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Dere's no ganja, mon. 1:17 pm, Sat 3 Jan

i aint religous and god dont ya hate whingers u got balls for this 1 aint my cup of tea but oh well gerald4 (18

) 1:10 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yeah. Most people are great but the few grumps need to lighten up. 1:17 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Hey Tom Good on ya for posting this auction. And good on ya for making international news! Has made my day reading this. Not bad for your first TradeMe auction. moonomatic (31

) 1:24 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Who would've thought that this would be the first thing I would sell. 1:26 pm, Sat 3 Jan

The question is what will the lucky buyer do with it? Definitely 5 seconds of fame and global snippets in the offbeat news columns. Tom tell TradeMe it is a worthy cause and not charge you for the selling fee, enforce their trait as a socially and ethically caring company :) ayamas (78

) 1:26 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I guess I could try. But I'm happy to cut the SPCA (or whoever) some money from my share. 1:32 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yeah man. Its a damn sight funnier than some of the other crap on TradeMe. Good on ya mate. moonomatic (31

) 1:29 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thank you. It's great getting lots of support. It certainly means a lot. 1:33 pm, Sat 3 Jan

If its Jesus he looks really depressed. I think its the Zig Zag. mtt.fxt (169

) 1:36 pm, Sat 3 Jan

You're hardly going to be ecstatic when you're about to be crucified. 1:37 pm, Sat 3 Jan

crumbs! obook (132

) 1:38 pm, Sat 3 Jan

No, no. It's not crumbling yet... 1:39 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I recommend that you give 50% of the total to the SPCA niceguy25 (100

) 1:40 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I want to help build an animal hospital. But bidding's really going to need to pick up. As for the percentage, that all depends. 1:45 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Can u tell me how many people are watching the auction, I mean there must be heaps seeing as it has had over 25,000 views!! Good luck. tracys_art (107

) 1:44 pm, Sat 3 Jan

There are just under 750 bidders/watchers. 1:46 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Have you googled this auction??? It's EVERYWHERE!!!! texman (75

) 1:52 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I wouldn't say that, but it's has popped up a few places on the web. 1:59 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Every time you refresh to view this page it counts as a hit, so most likely multiple views from unique IP addresses. ayamas (78

) 1:59 pm, Sat 3 Jan

True. At least that proves it has a good following. 3:02 pm, Sat 3 Jan

if we ate it would it be the last super katikatikid (131

) 2:59 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yup. 3:02 pm, Sat 3 Jan

HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE TO AUCTION SOMETHING THIS STUPID AND THE PEOPLE THAT ARE BIDDING ON IT HAVE NO BRAINS. michael693 (64

) 3:12 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Once again, are you jealous or just abusive? 3:16 pm, Sat 3 Jan

swap for a potato that looks like elvis presley? dinelle (5

) 3:18 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Sorry, no. Elvis is the King of Rock'n'Roll. Jesus is the King of Kings. 3:20 pm, Sat 3 Jan

In reference to your response to my last post, my friend you cannot even begin to understand how much my sense of humor extends beyond the realms of your own stupidity. The problem here is that this just simply is not funny, its actually rather pathetic. Sure there are those who find this whole scenario somewhat amusing but this just proves what a wonderful thing intelligence actually is. Damn !!! jmejane (35

) 3:28 pm, Sat 3 Jan

You must like the auction if you've checked back again. 3:31 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Too late now but I reckon you should have rented the pita to destiny church in exchange for 50% of their increased donations - thanks for the good humoured auction. barry1964 (46

) 3:44 pm, Sat 3 Jan

He he he. Brian Tamaki, the scorn of every Kiwi. 3:45 pm, Sat 3 Jan

i heard on a forum from a VERY reliable source that knows you, he said that you have NO intention of donating to charity. Please tell us what percentage you intend to allegedly donate Tom? Oh i heard about using the ball point pen to make to eyes lol. Good scam mate. des40 (134

) 3:49 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Keep your pants on "mate". If you want to believe some forum, that's your choice. As for the percentage, I'll let you know, once I know the final price. If we're talking thousands, I'm evidently going to be much more generous. I have given my word that some of the money will go to an animal charity - either the SPCA, WSPA or whatever organisation the commenters would like. Which reminds me, if there's anyone out there who is passionate about a particular (animal) charity, please let me know. 4:57 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Mmm, looks like you have quite a profitable prophet. Well done! jajj (31

) 3:56 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Liking the wordplay... 4:58 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yeah mate, maybe I do like the auction. One of my great interests is human behaviours and I'm seeing all kinds of interesting stuff here. jmejane (35

) 3:58 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I know. I share your interest in people's behaviour. The suppoters, the sceptics, the bidders. Mmmmm. Makes one wonderful sociological soup. 4:59 pm, Sat 3 Jan

You are very cool. Your answers are smart, humorous and diplomatic. You remind me of myself. But more importantly you are offering 'some' of your profits to charity and I have a very worthy cause. "Free Jumbo" campaign run by S.A.F.E. NZ's own charity that cares for all animals. Check out safe.org.nz "Free Jumbo". Jumbo is NZ's last remaining circus elephant and is leading a life of isolation (elephants are herd animals)and suffering as she is tethered and used for human entertainment. wingit2 (89

) 4:10 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention. Animal suffering for human entertainment is a crude and barbaric act. Jumbo's predicament is just as bad as dogfighting. 5:02 pm, Sat 3 Jan

RU serious?? Do u really think the bidders r going to pay $200+ dollars 4 this? If they do good on ya. :) hsvguy (57

) 4:17 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I have total faith in them. 5:03 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I think I'm in love with you. ladysimmers (271

) 4:18 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Awwww, chucks. 5:03 pm, Sat 3 Jan

TY folks for the laughs on a wet and windy Saturday afternoon. Now you need to collate all the questions and answers and make a book, it too could be a great seller and with the picture as the cover, hey presto would get World Wide coverage. Good luck with the auction. morningglory (155

) 4:24 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. Watch out New York Times bestseller list. 5:04 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Good luck. hialea (543

) 4:25 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. Those two words mean a lot. 5:04 pm, Sat 3 Jan

hi reading the questions and comments was so funny but its a shame some people just don't hav a sense of humour. kfl17 (124

) 4:40 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I know. Like I said, 95% of people are wonderful, but the other 5% need to learn to smile. For those sourballs, here's a tip: try pulling your lips into a curve and focus on a happy thought. 5:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Surely the fact that people are giving YOU suggestions to donate the profits from this item to various charities etc when its your "kinda looks like Jesus thing" irritates you - rules 1 and 2 should apply; LOOK AFTER #1 and GREED IS GOOD. They could make their donations to their charities (with their money not yours) and let you enjoy the multi quadbillion-hexatrillion (thats like a MASSIVE number) dollar profit as you see fit? A friend saw this auction on tv in Europe, well done! rapid200sx (862

) 4:48 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Firstly, thank you. It's good to know pita bread conquers all continents. Secondly, I agree with what you're saying, but I think it's important to lead by example. If I'm willing to donate some moolah, hopefully, others will follow my lead. 5:09 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Brilliant Tom, love the auction and even with the curmudgeons it still makes great reading. I'm sure this image is genuine but I really think it looks more like Captain Haddock. Thundering typhoons! Good luck with the auction. papamoamike (26

) 4:52 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Ahhh, Tintin. More of an Asterix fan, myself, but I do see your point. Speaking of Tintin, there's a movie coming out this year. 5:11 pm, Sat 3 Jan

What happened to the top piece of the pita, it would have had the same face imprint. You must have seperated siamese twins and jesus wasn't a twin....you lie, you lie !!! rainrain1 (5

) 4:53 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Oh, yeah. I split the pita bread in half. Kinda like what you do with tissues and toilet paper when you're running out of money. 5:12 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Could be Abe Lincoln only his mole has slipped a bit. This is an awesome auction. Good luck! springdragon (1052

) 5:00 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Didn't think of that. Thanks for pointing that out. 5:13 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I think this is awsome... u must have ur hands full with all these questions... good on u and good luck i hope u make heaps.... and i agree with the book idea... to all u people out there that r getting angry about it, get over it! u just wish it was u that was making money from bread!!!! trader851 (4

) 5:13 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. There's no reason why anyone else can't do what I've done. Sure, it's a bit of luck, but it's also about being imaginative and creative. 5:14 pm, Sat 3 Jan

My sister has pointed out that since Jesus appears to have appeared to you. You may like to call your new book "The Gospel According to Hamilton Tom". Not to be confused with 'Doubting Thomas' which you clearly are not ;) wingit2 (89

) 5:18 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I like that. There are some creative juices swirling in your (sister's) cranium. 5:20 pm, Sat 3 Jan

hey do think you get on tv news tonite, hope so i wana see my user name on there thanks for tha ride on tha band wogan lol....... phat_soundz (753

) 5:27 pm, Sat 3 Jan

The band wagon's always got free seats. 6:16 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Given that jesus did not exist, (See the movie Zeitgeist), how can a lump of mouldy bread look like him? halcyonsancta (22

) 5:28 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Ooooh. Now you've sparked some controversy. You'll have half the world's priests and imams jumping down your throat now! 6:17 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Congrats man, you have made the Sydney Morning Herald Website front page, good luck with making heaps of dosch, if Scarlett Johansen can get US$5000 for a used tissue then anything is possible. Just wondering was Jesus wheat intolerant? superaudio (574

) 5:36 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. It'll give those Ozzies something to chat about. Anyway, was Jesus wheat intolerant? No, no, I asked him. It's a dairy allergy. 6:19 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Do you think this bread would be best served with a shiraz or a cabernet sauvignon? marie327 (511

) 5:42 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Ahhh, we have a connoiseur in the house. If you're going to buy it, I would recommend champagne to celebrate a very clever investment. 6:22 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Good on ya mate, why not make a bit of money for a good cause aye? If people dont agree with or like what you are doing here, then why look at the auction and even bother to comment on the auction? I think its great!!! Good luck and hope you make millions!!!! watts_ (82

) 5:44 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks heaps. It's lovely to get such wonderful support. And it helps drown out the sourballs - yeah that's right - talking about you Des40. 6:23 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Are you sure it's not Saint Pita? chux (699

) 5:51 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I'm not sure. Could be. 6:23 pm, Sat 3 Jan

look like willie nelson to me :P starry29 (240

) 5:52 pm, Sat 3 Jan

No way. This pita bread detests country. 6:24 pm, Sat 3 Jan

i gotta block of chedda jesus you interested in a swap tj2 (3245

) 6:01 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I asked him. He said no. 6:24 pm, Sat 3 Jan

S.P.C.A a good choice mate hope the auction goes well and you do donate some money to a charity. gasbag1234 (141

) 6:08 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. I can't think of a more deserving charity. 6:25 pm, Sat 3 Jan

dam man, talk abouta shit load of questions. lol. ppl shuld take it as a bit of fun and not be so serious. good on you dude for selling it. i read it in todays herald and thought i would have a look. :) wretchedgirl (14

) 6:17 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Tell me about it. It may take a lot of time, but it's certainly worth it. Keep 'em coming. 6:27 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Jesus Christ Pita Bread? Woops!, No it's Satin. I have found Jesus's nemesis. Together they will make the world complete. Check out my listing. Maybe if they meet, it will be party. We need to find dip boy now. daveraglan (99

) 6:23 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks for joining the band wagon. As for dip boy, already on the look out. 6:29 pm, Sat 3 Jan

go the little hairy pussies i like pussy so go spca give it heaps dude tell the rest where to go PUSSY gerald4 (18

) 6:35 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Okay... 7:35 pm, Sat 3 Jan

you need a great imagination mops4 (114

) 6:41 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Or a joint. 7:35 pm, Sat 3 Jan

You could buy a lot of wool the way this auction is heading! Or is that your mum? Wife?...I wish I could make money out of selling bread like this...I am painting work that won't sell for a quarter of this price.. perhaps I could be your charity???! Or perhaps I should start painting Jesus on Pitas! :) artangels (7

) 6:49 pm, Sat 3 Jan

The wool's my Mum's, actually. Sorry but the SPCA is my preferential charity. In saying that, I'm not (much of) an artist, but let's face it, if fortune can smile upon me, there's no reason why you should miss out either. Keep at it! 7:37 pm, Sat 3 Jan

dude did u just carve this or somthin its like impossible next time just buy one from couplands!! truffle11 (214

) 6:50 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Carve pita bread? Now, that's impossible. 7:38 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Refering from another question on this auction they siad it looked like you had drawn the eyes on with a pen. if so this was very crafty of you. gasbag1234 (141

) 6:54 pm, Sat 3 Jan

They're holes, not Bic circles. 7:39 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Bread from bread of a head thats dead... enough said : ) grayman1 (933

) 6:58 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Move over 50 Cent. 7:40 pm, Sat 3 Jan

you know thats not Jesus. Ive met him on a railway platform in Mexico trying to sell crack, believe me he does not look like your pita. wantitnow (90

) 7:04 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Those were his darker days. 7:41 pm, Sat 3 Jan

One thing you havn,t told us. How much are you giving to charity and how much is going in your pocket. vette96 (23

) 7:07 pm, Sat 3 Jan

3:1 7:41 pm, Sat 3 Jan

HI :D I hope u are having a NICE day? Are you having a NICE day sweetie pie? Lots of laughs mean lol hahahahahahaahahahahah Anyway....did u know they are not going to sell jaffas anymore? Isnt that CRAZY?! LOL LOL LOLLL saz20 (86

) 7:13 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yeah, um, did you somehow get out of your straitjacket? 7:43 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Oh YAY! You like spca and safe too! They rock! Animals deserve rights as much as humans do!!! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy saz20 (86

) 7:33 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Firstly, yes, I'm a big supporter. Secondly, perhaps you should lay off the sugar. 7:44 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Good on you mate. At least now there is something that puts Hamilton on the map! sa-hann (41

) 7:49 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yeah, forget the Waipa Delta, Hamilton has pita bread! 7:52 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Seller Comment: C'mon guys, let's get this auction really started! 7:51 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Nice title...... thats exactly what i said when I saw your auction..... "Jesus Christ..... Pita Bread". Maybe you could mate it with a loaf of super soft toast....... and end up hearing the Pita patter of lil' feet?....... good luck big_red_truck (292

) 7:59 pm, Sat 3 Jan

He he he. Cheers! 8:01 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Hi you say lets get this auction started, it has started but your not going to get alot out of it sorry to say. niceguy25 (100

) 8:04 pm, Sat 3 Jan

For whatever I get, I'll be grateful. 8:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

If it reaches $1000 you should think about throwing in maybe a Pita bread cross or something? Or maybe adding a little moses? jackball (116

) 8:15 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Pita bread cross? Good idea. It could be a DIY edible crucifixion kit. 8:30 pm, Sat 3 Jan

It looks like the Lego version. Good luck with the auction. jadehw (44

) 8:18 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Believe me, this tastes a lot better than Lego. 8:30 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Michael693 is a total cock! Maybe you should donate a small portion of profit to the Sense of humour deficient people in nz charity. I think its great! Go for gold! mr-happy (486

) 8:20 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thank you very much. 8:30 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Hay good luck with this mate! You deserve to keep all of the proceeds just for answering all of these questions! amen11 (105

) 8:31 pm, Sat 3 Jan

It's a struggle. But it's also enjoyable. Don't hesitate to comment. 8:49 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Wow u were on the news haha and the radio hahahahahaahahhahahaha ur FAMOUS hahahahaahahaahahahah lallaala saz20 (86

) 8:44 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yeah, uh, deep breaths. 8:49 pm, Sat 3 Jan

but um whats with the 3rd eye? saz20 (86

) 8:48 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Some say it's a mole, others a pimple. We'll probably never know. 8:51 pm, Sat 3 Jan

For whatever I get, I'll be grateful. saz20 (86

) 8:54 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Is there an echo? 9:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Can I have the address for the verified winner of this auction as I have Joseph technicolour dreamcoat and also a pair of invisble clothes used once that I would like to sell to the successful bidder.cheers 27437 (230

) 8:58 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I'll keep in touch. 9:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I'll trade you my pet rats for it...they is wee fuzzballs...................you'll like them....or how bout a fat black and white cat called Bruce.... saz20 (86

) 8:59 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks, but I'm good when it comes to vermin. Just bought myself a couple of big roaches. 9:07 pm, Sat 3 Jan

hey mate some loser has replicated your pita bread on a pieace of paper and i told him he's jealous and now he's gone and said that on one of my auction take a look pathetic losers who dont have a life!!!! jayjay1233 (98

) 9:00 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Firstly, thanks for telling me. I'll talk to them. Also, if you think the comment is unsolicited contact the TradeMe staff. 9:08 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Have you contacted the vatican? They might be highly interested although they probably are not eligebile by TM terms to place a bid since they are outside NZ/AU. Cheers dabbi (153

) 9:02 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I got a text from the pope. He said he was interested but was a little strapped for cash. I told him to mortgage St. Peter's Basilica and get back to me. 9:10 pm, Sat 3 Jan

hey i was wondering if you have any pita bread indian gods neetu1 (20

) 9:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Vishnu has too many arms to fit on pita bread. 9:11 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing life's gristle, Don't grumble, Give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best. And... supercheapies (84

) 9:15 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks... 10:03 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I see from your feedback that you buy quite a lot of wool. Are you sure that this isn't knitted? sryan (546

) 9:37 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Again, that's not me buying the wool. Knitted pita bread - classic. 10:04 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Maybe it's a little sad..but you've made me laugh out loud several times reading the answers you've given to all these questions! Thanks for that. Good luck with your auction! nato8 (263

) 9:45 pm, Sat 3 Jan

You're welcome and thank you. 10:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Sorry, forgot to ask. Will the winning bid get some wine thrown in as well? supercheapies (84

) 9:45 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Squeezed fresh from Jesus himself. 10:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

You, good sir, are awesome. hey_shorty (128

) 9:48 pm, Sat 3 Jan

That is a most pleasant remark for which I am thoroughly grateful. Good day, old chap. 10:07 pm, Sat 3 Jan

does it come with free monobrow! jamesbond50 (92

) 9:55 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yep. And tweezers, in case you change your mind. 10:08 pm, Sat 3 Jan

No deposit, no interest, no payments until Easter 2010???? tomatopusher (72

) 9:56 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Now that's my kind of bank loan. 10:08 pm, Sat 3 Jan

It's moi that put the pita paper on because it's been raining and hailing all day here in chch and I am extremly bored....I want to go horse riding =( Soooooo yeah...you dont need to have a "talk" to me kind sir. saz20 (86

) 10:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I'll take your doodle as a compliment. 10:08 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I noticed if you rotate it 90 degrees counter-clockwise it resembles a bear dressed for a masquerade. Could it be you are mistaking Gentle Ben for the messiah? I hate to be a party pooper but it would be immoral to allow this auction to proceed without all of the salient facts on the table. jimchallis (26

) 10:06 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Gentle Ben? My God, you must be old. 10:09 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Its not a doodle, im telling u that u dont need to report me 2 trademe because i drew a picture of jesus on paper saz20 (86

) 10:11 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I'm not. Don't worry. 10:45 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Saint Pita maybe?? candwanda (36

) 10:16 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Yes, yes. I got it the fifth time. 10:45 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Does anyone else see two faces? I see a side on shot of 'the man' (on the left hand side) looking to the right and on the right hand side of the bread Him looking more straight on - nice one :) o0splat0o (17

) 10:20 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Optical illusion. Interesting. You have a keen eye. 10:46 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Looks more like doodoo left on a pavement by the Virgin Mary’s ass (donkey) than it does Jesus…if it doesn’t sell can I please have it to feed to my rhubarb….cheers and G-d luck with the auction. candwanda (36

) 10:25 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I am a specialist donkey crapologist and my pita bread looks nothing like it. 10:47 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Hey Mate, all the best with the auction. Hope you prove all the negative people wrong and make heaps! blakee (98

) 10:30 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. The pita bread blesses you. 10:47 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Your auction has got to be the most craziest things ive encounted on trade me ever! AWESOME! What a great idea to auction it, saw it in paper today and looked it up. AMAZING...what some people buy...good on you grublets (2

) 10:34 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Awww stop it. My cheeks are going red. 10:48 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Do you have any of Angelina Jolie or can you make to order? schofields1 (27

) 10:41 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I've got Brangelina pita bread. And that's funny looking stuff. 10:49 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Classic!! I am hoping that some of the people making comments on this auction made a New Year's resolution to GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR! Jesus knows in this day and age we need it - thanks for making me laugh and good on you supporting the SPCA :) sam4766 (303

) 10:41 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I'll drink to that! 10:50 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Hi there, I don't believe that god exists, can I still purchase said piece of bread? chromiumi (46

) 10:50 pm, Sat 3 Jan

I have to warn you, there's a 15% tax on non-believers... 8:40 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Forgive me almighty Jesus Pita Bread for I have sinned! dude you are AWESOME!! medan-bob (24

) 11:04 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Thanks. That awfully kind. 8:43 pm, Sun 4 Jan

what brand of bread was this? banh88 (49

) 11:28 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Holy Trinity® 8:46 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Perhaps someone should start a facebook group dedicated to the miracle that is Jesus pita. That way it would get even wider coverage and perhaps in turn generate more money for the auction thus a larger amount of money will eventually go to help saving poor animals from abuse. I did my bit to help SAFE, I dressed up as a chimpanzee and collected donations on the street. ryan1002 (56

) 11:36 pm, Sat 3 Jan

Hey! I saw you! Sorry about the tranquilizer darts. I told Animal Control there was a chimp on the loose. As for the Facebook group idea, I think it's great! 8:48 pm, Sun 4 Jan

In answer to 'supercheapies': 'Always look on the bright side of life! doo doo! de dum de dum de dum! Always look on the bright side of life! doo doo! de dum de dum de dum!' etc Secondly, hamiltonian_11, your replies are so awesome you're almost as cool as Tom Hanks. Thirdly, how about some profit for SPCA and some for another charity that helps underprivileged children or something? Split it a bit perhaps. cheesio (0

) 12:29 am, Sun 4 Jan

Thank you. Underprivileged children? Great idea! Are you thinking UNICEF? 8:51 pm, Sun 4 Jan

why is saz20 so worried about getting reported to trademe, also she wants to swap her pets for that pita bread i would never give my pets to anyone for anything! Good auction thou sock_man (73

) 1:46 am, Sun 4 Jan

Neither would I. 8:52 pm, Sun 4 Jan

i started as a sceptic, but being that laughter is the best medicine, you have managed to make 95% of the 50,000 viewers laugh. and put Hamilton on the map, that's two miracles, how much more before you are a saint? puppet (134

) 6:59 am, Sun 4 Jan

I've already asked. I have to do certain "deeds" for the Pope first. 8:53 pm, Sun 4 Jan

$220... you are a genius. Best of luck to you. adjnamedadrian (61

) 8:25 am, Sun 4 Jan

Sorry to disappoint but the pita bread is the one with all the brains. 8:55 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Brilliant! Been giggling so much nearly crying reading this!Good luck with your auction! sarisha (20

) 8:32 am, Sun 4 Jan

Thank y'all. 8:56 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Hay all the best for the auction ive never seen so many people ever view a auction on trade me that you have got. Good luck for the auction phelpsie (5

) 9:42 am, Sun 4 Jan

Merci. 8:56 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Hi Tom...Have been following your auction, and goodonya for answering everyones questions..Also goodonya for having the dignity to not lose your patience with some of the comments made on here..My furbaby McGyver thanks you for donating some of your winnings to the SPCA..(Mrs Trev) trev157 (260

) 10:42 am, Sun 4 Jan

McGyver - cute name. That show is timeless. 8:57 pm, Sun 4 Jan

This is a pitaful representation! orange2 (270

) 10:43 am, Sun 4 Jan

I'll take that as a compliment. 8:57 pm, Sun 4 Jan

thanks for the entertainment but now it looks like the novilty has worn off and people have stoped bidding hope you have enjoyed your 2 days of fame what a fizzer and i see the questions are building up and you have stoped answering the questions . ted.e.bare1 (691

) 10:52 am, Sun 4 Jan

We all get out fifteen minutes. As for the questions building up, I took the day off. Now, I'm trying to make good headway through them. 8:58 pm, Sun 4 Jan

did you attack it with a object to make it look like whatever it is or use one of those pattern shapes for pastry on it while it was in the oven. It looks too fasle and a bit of a rip-off to me randomguy08 (50

) 10:57 am, Sun 4 Jan

I didn't attack him! It was self-defence. 8:59 pm, Sun 4 Jan

46,072 views just counted, is this a trademe record for views? jeepers and theres still days left!! love your work!! :) madras25 (444

) 11:23 am, Sun 4 Jan

My work? That makes me sound like "une artiste". 9:00 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Hilarious! 10 out of 10 for your replies to the sceptics too! Best of luck... collectajack (99

) 11:44 am, Sun 4 Jan

Gracias. 9:01 pm, Sun 4 Jan

hi saz20 (86

) 12:14 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Please do not post anymore and kindly return to the padded room. 9:03 pm, Sun 4 Jan

This certainly gives new meaning to breaking bread! Literally & metaphorically (as in, feel the love ...) Pity about all the miserable people sharing their negativity, but i see you are holding your own very well Tom. Keep in up. As much as i support animal charities, & all the ones mentioned have so far been worthy, perhaps something obvious like donating to a food bank is a good idea? Has biblical resonance that way :-) cloudboyred (5

) 1:17 pm, Sun 4 Jan

That would be the logical. I'll look into it. 9:05 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Bless trademe ... i submitted my question & it presented me with "other stuff i may like" including an unopened packet of Fleming's Vitacrunch for 50 bucks & Cocaine energy drink for 70 ... & they said consumerism is dead? haha cloudboyred (5

) 1:18 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Oooh, that Cocaine energy drink. Have you tried snorting it up your nostril? Don't bother - it doesn't work. 9:06 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Wow thats a lot of comments and views im just wondering how many watches you have right now also good luck on ya auction. jamie-b (518

) 2:19 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Right now, Bidders/Watchers: 1138 9:07 pm, Sun 4 Jan

I understand the urge to sponsor charities such as the SPCA who do a pretty good job of protecting animals in this country (not counting the millions we kill for food that is), so here's a thought, HARE KRISHNA Food for Life is a fantastic charity, feeding millions and millions of hungry HUMANS all over the planet. I read somewhere that they've served well over 100 million hot tasty meals to date and that figure is climbing rapidly. What do the punters think?? pran (222

) 2:29 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Good suggestion. Well, you heard the man, what do you think? Puppies or hungries? 9:09 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Wow, over 50,000 views... Hilarious stuff mate. God luck :D ichigo_bankai (21

) 2:33 pm, Sun 4 Jan

I should really come clean. Those 50,000 views - that's just me clicking refresh. (I'm kidding, but seriously, thanks for all your support and encouragement). 9:11 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Hey there, I just wanted to say well done for having the initiative to do this, and why should you donate it to Charity?? Its your choice, but I say keep the money for yourself - you deserve it and Charity begins in the home. Good Luck :-) juicy3 (270

) 3:07 pm, Sun 4 Jan

I wish I agreed with you. However, I strongly believe that no matter how wealthy we are, it is our duty to donate a portion, however small, to a worthy cause close to our heart. I urge others too, to do the same. You'll get a warm, fuzzy feeling inside your chest - kinda like a heart attack, but nice. 9:14 pm, Sun 4 Jan

mmmm im hungry 300 dollars na dont have the money, how do we know that its not stenciled still hungry vmah (32

) 3:44 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Stenciled? Where do you get a Jesus stencil? 9:14 pm, Sun 4 Jan

I LOVE these sort of auctions! Good on you, great start to 2009. SPCA has my vote, hope you get good money for this. Good luck and to all the doubters - Seeing is Believing :) lissbomb (224

) 5:20 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Thank you very much. 9:15 pm, Sun 4 Jan

how much to post to Israel? libs_angel_cals (134

) 5:30 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Israel? He might finally go home. If you're serious, win the auction and we can talk later. 9:17 pm, Sun 4 Jan

THIS IS JESUS,i am sad that you are trying to make money from my image{i may sue]churches dont make any money off my name[well maybe some do but only the big ones].I will be in touch love Jesus Bloody Christ gmoney7 (1

) 5:39 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Is this Buddha again? I told you - it's not funny anymore. 9:18 pm, Sun 4 Jan

THIS MORNING MY KITTY LEFT SOMETHING FOR ME THAT LOOKED LIKE A REMBRANT, WHAT DO YA REACON THATS WORTH ? bigbear42 (36

) 6:25 pm, Sun 4 Jan

If it came out the front end - it's worth millions. If it came out the back end - I suggest you clean it up. 9:19 pm, Sun 4 Jan

The tasty messiah? i bet Tyrone is going to try something like this soon . . . milan62 (4

) 6:36 pm, Sun 4 Jan

I wouldn't put it past the retard. Hey, that kinda rhymed. 9:20 pm, Sun 4 Jan

The amount of questions & answers here are rather absurd mary510 (88

) 8:58 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Absurd? More like choking-my-inbox-to-such-an-extent-I-can't-even-get-my-spam-anymore-so-now-I-don't-know-where-t o-buy-shoddy-pharmaceuticals-at-cut-rate-prices. 9:21 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Hey why aren't pick-ups allowed? I really wanted to meet the face of Jesus Christ in person before making the purchase! Oh by the way, your comments you are posting are gold! Keep up the good work :) ashwinthakur (59

) 9:28 pm, Sun 4 Jan

If you win the auction with a generous bid, I'll happily allow you to come and pick it up. 9:31 pm, Sun 4 Jan

I myself once tried to auction a sliver of the True Cross, but it got withdrawn not 10 minutes in.A lie of course, A rather funny one I thought, but i was wrong. You, on the other hand have been blessed with the True Image In Thine Very Own Oven! An obvious reward for your genuine good nature,and friendly intelligence. You are even still being kind to the 5% stupid, angry people writing comments, and so deserve every penny raised.If you must donate, why not buy a cheap dishevelled cat. lyssa2 (451

) 9:42 pm, Sun 4 Jan

As tempting as a runty, flea-ridden, patchy-furred tabby is, I'd rather write a cheque. No, no, all pets deserve love, even the "dishevelled" ones, but I'm all full up with animal companions right now. 9:47 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Hi saz20 must really like you niceguy25 (100

) 10:00 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Yeah. It's creepy. A bit like being courted by Hannibal Lecter. 10:11 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Hi Tom, now that Cheesio has cracked the code: 'Always look on the bright side of life!', I will return to my initial query. Don't you think the face on the bread look more like Eric Idle who was whistling on a cross behind the real one? supercheapies (84

) 10:08 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Now that I think of it, yes. I love Monty Python. 10:10 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Is this leavened or unleavened as I want to know if He has truly risen or we'll all be toast orange2 (270

) 10:18 pm, Sun 4 Jan

That's clever. 10:20 am, Mon 5 Jan

Yes, they (Monty Python) are great, especially the Life of Brian. Not sure if links are allowed on Trade me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0 supercheapies (84

) 10:18 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Greatest movie ever. 10:20 am, Mon 5 Jan

Wow From 30 bucks to 215 You've really done well for yourself mate =D Gratz kr4zy4zn (47

) 10:31 pm, Sun 4 Jan

Danke Schön. 10:21 am, Mon 5 Jan

refresh like crazing lets get 100,000 views!!! oh by the way awesome aution. silvo6 (27

) 10:35 pm, Sun 4 Jan

If you click refresh too much you'll get repetitive strain injury. Oh, what do I care? 10:23 am, Mon 5 Jan

SPCA mate.. also you might want to buy my socks when jesus returns he might like a pair? sock_man (73

) 11:45 pm, Sun 4 Jan

OK... 10:26 am, Mon 5 Jan

Hey there just noticed Brian Tamaki popped up [hehe).Give the man a break,whats it to you if churchie men pay tithes (AND IM SURE PLENTY OF PEOPLE PAY a good 10% to brewries or 4 stalebread N ARENT SCORNED FOR IT)They use to pay 70% on booze an drugs.You all moan about maoris in jail,in gangs beating their wives n kids up,robbing your houses.Now you all mock them for going to church .PLEASE U should be patting the man on the back hes helping them ,what you haters doing for them for our society? robbybobby (25

) 1:22 am, Mon 5 Jan

Alright, don't get your boxers in a bow not. I'm sure we can all appreciate the work Brian Tamaki has done. But did you hear about that whole Destiny City thing? Sounds like Disneyland gone wrong. 10:30 am, Mon 5 Jan

:) If you were to set up an auction for crumbs "new" with a buy now of $1, many of us would buy, just to thank you for the entertainment. Pickup could be from local domains everywhere. Charities? Jumbo gets my vote. flight4153 (51

) 1:37 am, Mon 5 Jan

This? Entertaining? You must really be bored. 10:30 am, Mon 5 Jan

It looks more like Daniel Boone/Davey Crocket to me..... yourgain (211

) 7:21 am, Mon 5 Jan

Thanks for sharing with the class. NOW SIT DOWN! 10:31 am, Mon 5 Jan

Oh my god, you must be so tired from answering questions! Especially the very strange & bitchy one's. You deserve every cent you get for this. Have you considered donating some to breast cancer??? :-D mr-happy (486

) 9:19 am, Mon 5 Jan

Breast cancer? Hmmm, he's not pink, but I'll think about it. 10:32 am, Mon 5 Jan

Looks like a hairy man with a ponytail dude! miss_sr20de (40

) 10:51 am, Mon 5 Jan

Don't blame me if Jesus has no style! 10:53 am, Mon 5 Jan

finance company would'nt lend me the money to buy Jesus,i feel so depressed,i'm sitting here looking a at a full bottle of laxatives wondering if i should take the whole bottle and end it all,everything is black no light at the end of the tunnel,i want my mummy james1361 (1185

) 10:58 am, Mon 5 Jan

Ahhhh. The sweet smell of depression. 11:11 am, Mon 5 Jan

A kia ora kia koe. Ko tenei he pikitia ataahua o Hehu Karaiti ne. He pono to korero e paana ki tenei paraoa. Te pai rawaatu o whakahoki i nga patai e tukuna kia koe. He aua to ratou whakaaro. kia kaha kia uu kia haere tonu ra. Tihei Mauri ora...... To all yous that dont understand a thing i just said some one will....... mana39 (104

) 11:23 am, Mon 5 Jan

Feel free to finish your sentence. 11:45 am, Mon 5 Jan

Our father which art in heaven hallowed be thy name,thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in PITA PATTA BREAD.Happy new year. zaggy11 (291

) 12:08 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Cheers. 1:07 pm, Mon 5 Jan

OH MY PITA!!!! This is the BEST auction questions I have ever seen!!! They have kept me entertained for the last 2 hours at work!! I think all those who are being mean should just bugger off and just enjoy this for what it is = a fun and novel way to raise some money for a good charity (I vote SPCA). Tom you are amazing for answering these and answering them so well!! Brilliant. Hope you get lots of bids :) mcman104 (49

) 1:17 pm, Mon 5 Jan

It's nice to know that I might have helped piss off your boss by taking up your last two hours at work. That's what I'm here for. 1:33 pm, Mon 5 Jan

66789 is the highest number of viewers I could find on any auction on here...not far to go now eh? LOL By the way.....you could purchase the Island in that auction should you win enough!!! Good Luck!! joss47 (246

) 1:22 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Thanx. 1:35 pm, Mon 5 Jan

u cant b serious..u made this u-reakon (16

) 1:35 pm, Mon 5 Jan

I did nothing of the sort. 3:13 pm, Mon 5 Jan

I hope the money you sell this for goes to a good charity cause.... the price is a bit steep for a piece of jesus, after all Jesus never charged for his help with people in the early days did he.... lets be fair, charity for a good cause I reckon!!!, after all jesus did help others in life I am sure you will do the same. whitty (205

) 1:43 pm, Mon 5 Jan

I'll do my very best. 3:13 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Save the little boys an girls with the money you get!! Jesus can. pekings (62

) 3:41 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Okely dokley. 3:56 pm, Mon 5 Jan

you are the man! can i borrow a $20 after the auction..haha lolliebear (107

) 5:01 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Yup. God knows I have more financial security than a bank these days. 5:42 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Haha, gotcha. You wrote "boxers in a bow not". Should be boxers in a bow knot. Sorry, couldn't believe how all your replies are not only very funny, but also spot on with spelling etc. Well, found one mistake so unlike some people, you're not perfect. Good luck with the auction. wendyc9 (63

) 6:07 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Mai Godd! Eye carnt beeleave thatt eye maid sutch a stoopid missteak. Usally, eye am pritti gud wen eye spel. 6:45 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Apparently theres a "Breads of the World" competition somewhere... I was told the categories are Corn Bread, White Bread, Brown Bread, Cooked Bread (Toast), Rewena Bread (to be "culturally sensitive" LOL), Wholemeal Bread, In Bred, Half Bred (thems 2 for them redneck folks, no discrimination ya know) and Pita Bread - factoring in the global entertainment factor this auction is providing, I'd suspect you are up for a Category Win !! rapid200sx (862

) 7:27 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Breads of the World is just like the Grammys, except with more singing talent. 7:34 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Any chance you (or your Mum) could knit, crochet or quilt me a copy of this historical artifact? Bidding is currently above my pocket money ceiling... sdunsmore (86

) 7:55 pm, Mon 5 Jan

I must warn you, woollen pita bread tastes disgusting! 8:37 pm, Mon 5 Jan

hey been watching your auction pretty impressive over 58000 Views and gone up to $250 for just a piece of pita bread very well done!!!! jayjay1233 (98

) 8:37 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Thanks. It's great to have such a dedicated following. 8:39 pm, Mon 5 Jan

is it just me or does jesus look really pissed off..? kellythestrange (103

) 9:20 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Well, you're hardly going to be a happy chappy when you're betrayed by one of your disciples. 9:05 am, Tue 6 Jan

I've just had a thought. There's helping the impoverished and hungry... Then there's donating to reduce obesity! Not that I know of any such charity or organisation. If only you could do something to balance the imbalance on this planet. Any ideas? cheesio (0

) 10:27 pm, Mon 5 Jan

Liposuction-injections. Pump it from one to the other. 9:09 am, Tue 6 Jan

heya, nice auction, just had to say that u inspired mee, to bake, so i went to the kitchen, not to cook eggs, but to make cookies, put the oven on 500 for 45minutes and hardeloooya i think ive bought the king back to life, as elvis arose from my oven wearing blue swade shoes,well it one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get bidding now go jesus pita toast go lol crusadr (2023

) 12:31 am, Tue 6 Jan

He he. 9:10 am, Tue 6 Jan

that would be lovely if you donated something to the spca. Good luck with your auction. :). steveg18 (369

) 8:26 am, Tue 6 Jan

Thanks. 9:10 am, Tue 6 Jan

how many watchers u got? fabez86 (192

) 8:45 am, Tue 6 Jan

Over 1250. 9:10 am, Tue 6 Jan

Is there a nice hot oven waiting for you in the great kitchen upstairs? tweetie9 (115

) 9:02 am, Tue 6 Jan

I'll reply to your next comment. 9:11 am, Tue 6 Jan

Oops, downstairs. tweetie9 (115

) 9:04 am, Tue 6 Jan

I dunno. But if they baste me well, I'll make a good roast. 9:12 am, Tue 6 Jan

the white outline around his face looks like half of the map of australia to me lol sluggy2 (96

) 9:48 am, Tue 6 Jan

Yeah. I should sell it to an Ozzie as an atlas. 11:50 am, Tue 6 Jan

forget the $$ you will make from the pita bread, you could make a fortune as a writer on stand up comic. of course you could use the money to fly your "groupie" soz up from christchurch............ gonetropo (114

) 9:59 am, Tue 6 Jan

I'd rather pay to have my "groupie" flown into something. Uh-oh, homicidal thoughts are returning... 11:51 am, Tue 6 Jan

Firstly I'd like to say "Happy New Year",secondly was it a Quality Bakers pita bread in plain,garlic,wheatmeal or soy & linseed...cheers to the pita...amen and good luck. cm10 (122

) 11:01 am, Tue 6 Jan

No, no. It wasn't that. 11:52 am, Tue 6 Jan

Turn it around and tada, you get a Majin Buu pita. http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=majinbuupitaae6.jpg protoman246 (222

) 11:08 am, Tue 6 Jan

Mmmmm, majin buu. Sorry, but it sounds like Chinese takeaways. 11:53 am, Tue 6 Jan

Does it make you all warm and fuzzy inside to know that your highest bidder so far is Steve198 from... wait for it... deep breaths now... "CHRIST CHURCH!!!???" OMG!!! (no pun intended)The whole thing sounds about as "crumby" as the inference to the mythical 2,000 year-old sandal-wearing carpenter you so admanatly believe in...LMAO smeatz77 (5

) 12:30 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I am somewhat surprised by your response. To deny the very existence of Jesus is ignorant because there are countless historical records that point to his presence 2000 years ago. Perhaps, you mean to deny his claim to divinity, instead, which is something I agree with you on. 1:12 pm, Tue 6 Jan

good on you for integrating NZs entrepreneurial spirit and religion....surefire winner. my suggestion would be donate 1/2 to an animal charity and 1/2 to a hunam charity...maybe amnesty international? and up yours to all the pita-haters, H-Toms raising money for charity. thats a good thing! dandiverdan (105

) 12:51 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Firstly, thanks for your suggestion. Unfortunately, I do hold a number of reservations about Amnesty International. Let me start by saying that I think pacifism is a wonderful thing, but let's remember that it took a full-scale war to topple Saddam Hussein, not some pretty cursive letter writing. At the end of the day, licking stamps simply won't make peace. In that way, you could say that Amnesty International is a bit like the U.N. - too inactive. Or, as I like to say; all logo and no go-go! 1:24 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Hi there, RadioLIVE here. Would love to interview you on Thursday before the auction closes & to help you get a bit more for the charity. Can you please supply your contact details. Best. Jemma jkd2 (67

) 2:07 pm, Tue 6 Jan

To prevent the risk of exposing my details to every angry Billy Bishop and Peter Pastor I have contacted you via the RadioLIVE web site. 4:11 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Hi Tom you must be a hoot to be around,absolutely love your sense of humour,we only live once and you sound like you are having one hell of a fun trip, thanks for inviting us all along...even the grumble bums :) papillon4 (330

) 2:24 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I agree. We only get about eighty years - well, a few more if we suck on celery stick now and then - so we might as well do our very best to make the most of it. Here's to life... and pita bread! 4:14 pm, Tue 6 Jan

man, i dont see why someone would bid 250 bucks on this, what are you meant to do with it?? algud 4 u,easy money! nusac (38

) 2:43 pm, Tue 6 Jan

There are plenty of things to do with it. I've thought of ten already: (1) An edible coaster. (2) A necklace - just add string. (3) A finger puppet - just add finger. (4) A frisbee. (5) A Christmas tree ornament. (6) A snack. (7) A pencil holder - ram them in the eyes. (8) An action figure. (9) A Halloween mask for a midget. (10) If you're really pathetic - a friend. 4:20 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I notice you are getting more "suggestions" as to what charities and/or various organisations you could/should donate the profits from this auction to - surely people know you are financially aware and can make your own decisions? I maintain my earlier suggestions, keep it for yourself, as LOOK AFTER #1 and GREED IS GOOD will always apply! rapid200sx (862

) 3:09 pm, Tue 6 Jan

No traits are more desirable than selfishness and greed, but I'm adamant that I give back a little to the community. I just hope others, even in these tight times of toilet paper rationing, will do the same. 4:22 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Good luck with this - I've haven't laughed so much in months - Im unemployed right now, so nothing seems funny anymore ! The humour is just wonderful ! gearbox1 (34

) 3:25 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Ahhhhh, unemployment. An endless holiday of crippling poverty and depression. 4:23 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Hamiltonian11... yes, good call... I only meant that the alleged 'divine nature' of Jesus was / is a myth. I have seen compelling evidence that such a man did fit the profile of Jesus... but, as Barbara Thiering (author of "Jesus the Man") will testify, he (Jesus) was in fact 'just that'... a MAN! smeatz77 (5

) 3:40 pm, Tue 6 Jan

In that case, we share the same belief. Anyway, that book sounds interesting. I might buy a copy. 4:25 pm, Tue 6 Jan

if you turned the right part of the pita bread in the pic upright then it would look like santa because i am not seeing anything of a person like jesus in there jer23 (710

) 4:08 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Confucius says, open mind and Jesus see. 4:28 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Hmm. 1st you gave 10 ideas to "nusac" about what one could do with this "Jesus" pita bread. None have any religious bearing at all. So, you've openly admitted that this "Jesus" pita bread is basically, worthless. 2nd, you've sided with "smeatz77" that Jesus is in fact "just a man" making your "Jesus" pita bread worthless. The difference between Jesus and people like smeatz77 is that Jesus is famous all over the world and has been for 2,000 years. smeatz77 might be lucky to get 15 secs. Or not. pran (222

) 4:42 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Fame? That's your argument? Britney Spears is probably the most famous person around today and she's about as much use to the world as an AIDS pandemic. For someone who is so staunch a supporter of "our Lord" I'm surprised that your argument for Jesus' greatness resides on something so trivial. Furthermore, smeatz77's disbelief in Jesus does not warrant an attack on him - we're all entitled to our own beliefs. 5:19 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I'm enjoying "watching this auction"...for all those suggesting different charities for your % donation..why don't they "up" the bidding so you can really make a good donation!...you deserve a cut too...all the hours of Question answering! Well done mate.... Very enjoyable..a piece of history in the "re-making"!! phelox (68

) 5:01 pm, Tue 6 Jan

All those hours of answering questions has been a tiresome joy. People, keep asking, and more importantly, bidding. 5:21 pm, Tue 6 Jan

P.S ....lets get the "viewer numbers" to 100,000 before closing guys!! phelox (68

) 5:08 pm, Tue 6 Jan

100,000? That would take a miracle! If only I knew a all-powerful being who could accomplish this. 5:23 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Hello Tom, I planned to do my housework on my day off but instead I spent few hours to read yr Q & A. I find it amusing. I like your sense of humour & all the answers you gave. Good on you. Oh, I can't help to think: how young are you? You seem to have full of life experience - if you are old (not trying to be rude). OR if you are young, I cheer on you. Anyway, time to cook tea. Good luck with the auction. eviiio (58

) 5:19 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I am 5,746 days old. 5:26 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Doh!! It's what Jesus is famous for! Not simply that he's famous! The "he's just a man" concept certainly does NOT fit Jesus whether one is a christian or not (I'm not). Hell, if he wasn't famous, what value would your pathetic pita bread have?? You're making use of HIS fame (as an empowered personality) to bluff bidders into buying a burnt piece of toast. Try selling a pita bread that looks like Britney and see how far you get. pran (222

) 5:33 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Okay, okay, let's not tangle your G-string. On your second point, I wouldn't be half surprised if Britney pita bread netted ten times the the current winning bid. 5:49 pm, Tue 6 Jan

You are a legend in your own right,just wonder how many people out there include checking your page as part of there daily routine now. WELL DONE!!! And good luck with the auction.And to all those negative people out there RIDE THE BIRD!! This is one of the best and humours reading that I have seen in a long time.Keep up the good work!! kylej15 (29

) 6:19 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Ride the bird? I've tried. Problem is, they don't make a saddle small enough for a sparrow. 6:24 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Firtstly I would like to point out that the so called "Grumblers" are back. Secondly I would like to suggest that the person who wins the auction be able to choose the charity to which the proceeds will go. This will ensure that the winning bidder is happy with the charity chosen and it will also encourage people to bid in order for their charity to be the chosen one. Hope I helped and good luck. PS. Lighten up people. It's a piece of bread!!! moonomatic (31

) 6:24 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Yeah. Good idea. Whoever wins the auction gets to pick which charity the money goes to. 6:28 pm, Tue 6 Jan

WOO HOO go me!! moonomatic (31

) 6:44 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I admire your quiet modesty. 7:40 pm, Tue 6 Jan

The idea of 100,000 views is possible to achieve - all everyone who reads this auction has to do is tell as many people as they can about it - if 1500 people tell 20 others, thats 30,000 potential views and the 100,000 target will be met. I have told a lot of people, what are the rest of you doing? rapid200sx (862

) 8:05 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I truly appreciate your work promoting this site. To do all that, for someone you neither know nor probably care about, is a truly wonderful thing. Thanks again, it means so much. I'll pray to the pita bread to get to 100,000. 8:09 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Hey, how do you suppose I keep this 'vision of Christ' fresh? Would you say that it is still edible as I would not like to catch a case of the 'Holy Sh|ts' so to speak! Does it come with Authenticated ownership papers, and have you had a Insurance Appraisal done yet as I wouldn't want to ship without it. Thanks, Noah miss_sr20de (40

) 8:12 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I once got the "Holy Sh|ts" from the Church wine. After that, I didn't go near the wafers either. 8:54 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Good on you Tom for getting world wide fame and ya not even 16 yet ! bigbear42 (36

) 8:12 pm, Tue 6 Jan

All in day's work, when you've got no work for the day. 8:56 pm, Tue 6 Jan

You are correct, I dont know you (so dont care about you, no offence intended LOL, its just the way it is sorry) - but this auction is worthy of all the help it can get, reading the questions and your classic answers is making EVERYONE laugh. rapid200sx (862

) 8:13 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Y-y-you d-d-don't c-care about m-me? That's okay, no need to cry. I don't care if nobody likes me... Wrists, meet razor blade. 8:59 pm, Tue 6 Jan

your only 15? awesome quite the rise to stardom! tegan456 (30

) 8:44 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Yup. I've got a huge entourage. Well, by "entourage" I mean people I pay to follow me around. 9:02 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Hey Tom, Jesus looks very much like a favorite singer of mine even down to the tied back locks.Good luck with the auction and nothing but fun times will we see missboris (25

) 8:52 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Yeah. The pita bread reminds me of Kurt Cobain, except there was no pita brain splatter. 9:12 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Yay someone else has taken my "lets get 100,000 views" on board...come on guys..we can do this. Two days!!!! phelox (68

) 9:14 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Yeah! Tell everyone you know. Your trashy Starbucks friend, your prematurely balding boss, even the creepy lazy-eyed IT man in the cubicle to your left. 10:46 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Lol... dont forget to auction the razor blade as well then - it will be "The Razor Blade from the Jesus Bread Auction" - think of the publicity that will get (dont forget to leave the evidential red marks on it for effect). rapid200sx (862

) 9:16 pm, Tue 6 Jan

There will be more eager Emos there than at that noose-tying nightclass. 10:48 pm, Tue 6 Jan

80,000+++ we're getting there..no need to pray!!! We'll do it Tom! phelox (68

) 9:24 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Fingers crossed. 10:49 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Well i must say i am one of thoes that sign onto to internet just to see what other questions and to see if any more bids have been placed.... on this page and i must say i have told a few people as well to come and have a look i think this would be one of the very few auction that acutally makes it around the world... GOOO the pita bread ..... hunniechild (203

) 10:02 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Thanks. It's really nice to have such wonderful support. 10:50 pm, Tue 6 Jan

It's a bit hard to believe that you're only 15+...I thought if you're not 60+, you could be in the 30(s)...judging from your humourous smart answers. Hmmm...what will you be like when you turn 30 then? Anyway, I'll do my bit to help you to make 100000 viewers by sending out to my group email, hopefully my friends will log on to see such an entertaining auction. eviiio (58

) 10:19 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Ahhh, chain e-mails. The only entertainment that distracts us from the monotony of work - not that I'd know. 10:52 pm, Tue 6 Jan

What is on the other side of the pita bread??? another side of Jesus face or a blank....?? whitty (205

) 11:09 pm, Tue 6 Jan

It's kinda brown and creased. You'll have a hard time seeing it though, because I've blu-tacked the pita bread to a piece of cardboard. 10:15 am, Wed 7 Jan

I've spread "the word" on Facebook for ya.. phelox (68

) 11:22 pm, Tue 6 Jan

I guess that makes you a missionary. 10:16 am, Wed 7 Jan

Next week, can you arrange a Yoda Pita Bread auction? That way you will get exposure across the Universe (think "big") for your auction as everyone on Earth (and not, including the Imperial Army, the Resistance, most aliens and Grand Supreme Ruler Qzarphwarknirptx the 9th on Planet D-42X-Xebor-X) knows Yoda - compared to him, Jesus was an amateur in the entertainment side of things - cash in on that! rapid200sx (862

) 11:53 pm, Tue 6 Jan

Look out for him, I will. Big auction it would be. 10:18 am, Wed 7 Jan

I agree. This looks like blanket man sans the dreads. davotrader (112

) 1:03 am, Wed 7 Jan

If only I could use religion as an excuse to strip down in public... 10:19 am, Wed 7 Jan

I’ve enjoyed your wonderful humour and witty responses. It may interest you to know that Jesus Christ’s face appeared miraculously on a hard slab of granite rock in Dec 1995, to a wheat-farmer in Perth Australia. We live in an age of miracles! Check out this amazing website and you’ll see at number 8 the face of Christ on the rock – incredibly similar to yours on the Pita Bread – wow!! http://www.share-international.org/background/miracles/MI_other.htm zxxy (517

) 1:54 am, Wed 7 Jan

That's amazing! 10:21 am, Wed 7 Jan

Hi. I assumed this auction was being run by an adult, in your comment’s you made it apparent that you’re a minor. I will not do business with a child even under adult supervision. If you could remove my bid that would be appreciated. Thanks. steve198 (85

) 6:42 am, Wed 7 Jan

Will do. I'm a little disappointed though. Do you honestly think that because I'm 15, I am somehow imcompetent of running an auction? 10:24 am, Wed 7 Jan

To this point in time I have counted some 400 plus questions and what great is that you have had the time to answer them all Well done. I think you should go for a Guinness record as well. Looking forward to the final out come. n1chef (90

) 8:09 am, Wed 7 Jan

Guinness? What exactly for? 10:25 am, Wed 7 Jan

tell us about yourself..we are impressed ! someone mentioned you are 15...is this correct? what are you studying and what are you considering going onto after school ? Thanx smeatz77 (5

) 8:16 am, Wed 7 Jan

Currently, I am studying physics, chemistry, accounting, French, English and mathematics. I've tried to keep my options open, but I'd like to think that I'm heading towards a career in technology. 10:27 am, Wed 7 Jan

tell us about yourself..we are impressed ! someone mentioned you are 15...is this correct? what are you studying and what are you considering going onto after school ? Thanx smeatz77 (5

) 8:16 am, Wed 7 Jan

Yep. There's definitely an echo. 10:28 am, Wed 7 Jan

even the half eaten subway sandwich hasn't reached this celebrity status. smeatz77 (5

) 8:20 am, Wed 7 Jan

Hadn't heard about that. 10:29 am, Wed 7 Jan

Hi, ich nochmal, whats the use by date mate??? Gruß, Dabbi dabbi (153

) 8:32 am, Wed 7 Jan

Hallo, ich sprechen Deutsch also. Um, ze üse-by daten ist losten, bekause ich not haben ze paket. 10:33 am, Wed 7 Jan

Hey well done for answering all these questions!! I couldnt do it , your answers have been keeping me entertained...Good luck with the auction!!! kairi10 (132

) 8:37 am, Wed 7 Jan

Dios pagarakátam. 10:34 am, Wed 7 Jan

Hi there, Thanks for the giggle :-) Almost made the 100 000, if all your watchers refreshed a couple of times you'd make it with time to spare. I've added about 5 to the count today just keeping the page up here to read it. Good luck :-) (shhh don't tell anyone, but I was from Hamilton too, ;-) years ago) flyingkiwichick (197

) 8:51 am, Wed 7 Jan

Hamilton - more smart cows than smart people. 10:35 am, Wed 7 Jan

TO ALL WHO ARE DOWNING THIS SITE.... HERE IS A NEW QUOTE I HERD YESTERDAY; "YA ALL NEED TO TAKE A GLASS OF WATER ADD TWO TEASPOONS OF CEMENT DOWN IT AND HARDEN UP". I just love your auction ya makin me laugh. extex (112

) 9:17 am, Wed 7 Jan

I wouldn't recommend that. You might scratch the porcelain. 10:36 am, Wed 7 Jan

Hi there what do you think the page counter will do? hit 99,999 and click back over to 1 or contuine to a 100,000+? gillies08 (162

) 9:27 am, Wed 7 Jan

I think it will keep going. 10:36 am, Wed 7 Jan

Come on wee Tommy, some of us are eagerly awaiting your responses today! I know it's school holdays, but you have an obligation to keep the entertainment going for yet another otherwise tedious day for some of us! GET OUT OF BED!! :) anzacscot (28

) 9:43 am, Wed 7 Jan

I am so sorry. I'll be up bright and early tomorrow, to help damage your business' productivity. 10:38 am, Wed 7 Jan

Whats the stats so far bidders watches / how many questions do you know sneakers23 (309

) 10:40 am, Wed 7 Jan

Bidders/watchers: over 1300. As for the number of questions - I have absolutely no idea. 10:43 am, Wed 7 Jan

Guinness book of Records as the most answered questions on Trade me in the most positive and numerous manner! n1chef (90

) 10:47 am, Wed 7 Jan

Sure, okay thwen. Watch out man with longest fingernails - ewwwwww. 10:49 am, Wed 7 Jan

What a looser steve198,what does age have to do with anything.....I bet if signed up on property for 1/4 of the value of what it was worth and then to find out that a 15 year old was the vendor that you wouldn't pull out!!! WHAT A COP OUT!! Tom I hope you hit the $1000's. kylej15 (29

) 10:56 am, Wed 7 Jan

Thank you. steve198's attitude irritates me too. 11:02 am, Wed 7 Jan

I'm very annoyed at Steve's pulling out of his bid. my friend and I have been checking in a number of times since I saw the article on the online NZ Herald I think its wicked that you are getting so many responses and as for the percentage going to charity good on you I say. on another note... what do you think id get for a corn chip that looks like the beached whale and if you don't know what the beached whale is look it up on youtube my brothers are obsessed with it at the moment. esme-beading (70

) 11:15 am, Wed 7 Jan

I have no idea what you'd get for it, but I do suggest that you auction it anyway. After all, there really is no harm in trying. 11:19 am, Wed 7 Jan

I GUESS STEVE198 CHANGED HIS MIND...DONT WORRY IT WAS'NT COZ OF YOUR AGE TOM I'M GUESSING THAT HE DID'T WANT THE FAME FROM MABE WINNING THIS AUCTION.. bigbear42 (36

) 11:19 am, Wed 7 Jan

Maybe... 11:20 am, Wed 7 Jan

A Christian wouldn't pay to own an idol... check out the Bible and you'll see why! will322 (17

) 11:48 am, Wed 7 Jan

It's not an idol, unless you choose to worship the pita bread itself, as opposed to Jesus. 11:54 am, Wed 7 Jan

So, you have blue tacked the Tasty Messiah to a sheet of cardboard…hhhhhmmmm…just a thought…have you checked the cardboard beneath the Tasty Messiah for any images…you know…like the “Shroud”…now that would be a miracle upon a miracle. Shame on Steve198 for his comments and reasoning for abandoning this auction. Thanks for your mature humour, G-d luck and all the best. candwanda (36

) 12:03 pm, Wed 7 Jan

I could check underneath, but then, all I'd have would be be pita bread dust. 1:31 pm, Wed 7 Jan

will he or wont he ?...that is the question ? bigbear42 (36

) 12:16 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Thank you Socrates. 1:31 pm, Wed 7 Jan

..a missionary of sorts...just on a mission maybe..with a whole bunch of cybermates..good on you for doing so well with all the Questions and banter etc...this is for once a good and fun and positive "thing" to talk,write,think about..strangely fun too!..we can still do 100,000!!! phelox (68

) 1:25 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Thanks, and by the way, I've got an interview on RadioLIVE at 8:50 tomorrow morning. Just thought I'd share that with you all. 1:33 pm, Wed 7 Jan

thanx for the update...we will be listenng ! smeatz77 (5

) 1:36 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Gulp. 1:59 pm, Wed 7 Jan

That's great news..good on ya!! phelox (68

) 1:51 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Cheers! 1:59 pm, Wed 7 Jan

So what will become of you when you expire? This has been interesting reading and very.....unique princess239 (21

) 1:51 pm, Wed 7 Jan

I have another auction in the works so keep your eyes peeled. 1:59 pm, Wed 7 Jan

how many wathcers you got? wazza102 (73

) 1:57 pm, Wed 7 Jan

1314. Why is everyone so interested in that? 2:00 pm, Wed 7 Jan

..Come on guys..if every viewer "refreshes" once or more we'll get to 100,000 easy..lets do it for Tom aye!! phelox (68

) 2:00 pm, Wed 7 Jan

It's not really that important, although I do appreciate your efforts. 2:03 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Tom, what languages did you used in answering dabbi & Kaidilo? (Just being curious). Do you know any other languages - Maori, German or Chinese? Yah, I'm disappointed that the bid has dropped to $215. Come on people, keep the bid going!!! Tom may need to spend some money on massage for sitting long hours to answer all questions. If I've spare money, I would join in too. I have another thought, how are your parents coping with you at home since you have been giving hilarious answers here? eviiio (58

) 2:06 pm, Wed 7 Jan

I learn French at school and I also take Japanese outside school hours. As for talking with dabbi - that was just English with a German accent. 3:08 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Just saw someone is auctioning CRISPY FEET. Nah...I like PITA BREAD better. lol BTW, I've refreshed your site at least 5 times today..will log on later to be entertained..got to do my housework now which I was supposed to do y'day. eviiio (58

) 2:19 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Isn't that amazing? I can make someone else's house dirty without even being there. 3:09 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Just wondering if the total pita bread art work is divinely inspired or has there been a bit of artisitic tampering by someone else, with a little bit of touching up the outline to face and hair? If so what was used? tweetie9 (115

) 2:27 pm, Wed 7 Jan

The pita bread burnt and broke into that shape. 3:10 pm, Wed 7 Jan

You know I think I'm gonna miss this little guys face once he's sold. It's his eyes, they're so.. um.. wise or something. Perhaps there's a market for tee shirts or posters that you could work out with the buyer. david439 (39

) 3:15 pm, Wed 7 Jan

I was thinking of making a few T-shirts that come with a packet of Jesus crumbs, but I'm not sure whether people would be interested. 3:19 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Do you take Fly Buys? jotecorp (99

) 3:37 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Sorry. You'll have to use our own rewards program - GodPoints. You can use your GodPoints to buy items such as candles and crucifixes or pay for trips to exotic locations such as Heaven. 3:43 pm, Wed 7 Jan

You should definitely put this image on T-shirts (with a couple of the best Q&A's on the reverse). I would buy one if the price was reasonable. Best.TradeMe.Auction.Ever. fin-gi-oh (139

) 3:46 pm, Wed 7 Jan

What would you pay? I'm not looking to make a huge profit - at the least, just break even. 3:48 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Why are people so determined to shoot holes into your motive? Almost every war has been fought over religion ang it looks like its going to happen again, Well you've got my backing! rough1 (26

) 3:49 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Religion is just a sensitive topic that can get a lot of people all riled up. Thankfully, most Kiwis have a sense of humour and don't take this auction like a stake up the butt. 3:52 pm, Wed 7 Jan

The only reason religion remains a sensitive topic is because people make it that way. People who have tried to scare away potential bids have only fueled that centuries old fire. rough1 (26

) 3:55 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Sadly, religion's importance isn't about to change. Even today, brutal wars are waged merely on a difference of faith, something which will likely continue in the future. 3:59 pm, Wed 7 Jan

wow thats amazing. I was reading some of the comments and they were REALLY FUNNY! As a person who believes in god im offended at some of theese people. But some are FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! babygangsturr (5

) 4:51 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Yeah, humans are a strange species. I'm glad I'm not one. 5:44 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Steve is obviously very immature. Tom, Perhaps you have threatened his manhood by being an enterprising young adult making a bit of money for yourself and a charity whilst keeping good humor regardless of the comments you recieve. At 15 I would hardly class you as a child. Steve, your discrimnation against young peoples' ability and right to run an auction highly disappoints me. You should be ashamed of yourself, judging someone you know nothing about on the basis of his age alone. into_temptation (62

) 4:57 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Thank you for your kind support. 5:46 pm, Wed 7 Jan

?????!!!! nichola_h (6

) 6:11 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Did you spill juice on your keyboard, or something? 7:12 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Hi.I just know about your auction through the some international news-world topic- site ,this auction became word news.Wow.Amazing.Good luck. sangbae (239

) 7:07 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Thank you. 7:12 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Oh, that wasn't meant to happen - I said 'ganbatte' for the auction nichola_h (6

) 7:18 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Did you type it in hiragana? 7:33 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Wow, this auction is like the unofficial TradeMe chat room! I've followed this auction for quite a few days and feel bad that your stuck to your computer answering questions all day (yet I've just added to your list to answer). Great work - if I can listen to RadioLive while pretending to work tomorrow morning I'll be tuned in at 8.50! Kanpai! tina131 (42

) 7:38 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Just what this recession needs - inattentive workers. No, no, it's all good. Nothing better than getting paid to slack. 7:54 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Yup, but I just copy and pasted it from a website rather than typing it, in the hope that it might work that way! Guess not tho. nichola_h (6

) 7:47 pm, Wed 7 Jan

You speak Japanese? 7:54 pm, Wed 7 Jan

In order to break the 100k record of view by the closing of this auction, everyone should refresh a extra 20 times tonight, the hit meter will increase. Cheers ayamas (78

) 8:07 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Well, I've done my bit. 8:35 pm, Wed 7 Jan

..viewing number "missionary" here..only 12,000 needed to my/our goal...it would be cool to reach it..and yes this is a bit of a "chat room" isn't it!..will check in later!!.and listen tomorrow!! phelox (68

) 8:30 pm, Wed 7 Jan

I hope it makes good listening. 8:36 pm, Wed 7 Jan

2 more minutes and it will be over 100,000. looks like about 30 people are hitting refresh at the moment... well done and have fun. stephenpman (152

) 9:19 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Over 100,000 views! Thank you, everyone! I know I'm a little late, but this is a wonderful surprise. Thank you all! 10:40 pm, Wed 7 Jan

That's Cool. 100,000 views, well sort of anyway. stephenpman (152

) 9:24 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Cool? It's fantastic! 10:41 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Mission Accomplished, now Bid!! ayamas (78

) 9:25 pm, Wed 7 Jan

You said it! 10:41 pm, Wed 7 Jan

wahooooooooooooo!!!! congrats man! 100,000+ views. That's a testament to your quick and witty remarks that makes people want to come back to read more.....ever thought of writing a book one day? muddyun (242

) 9:29 pm, Wed 7 Jan

A book? I'm not sure. Well, on second thought, Bill Clinton managed to write one. Mind you, he probably had some help from under the desk. 10:42 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Hi Tom, congratulations on the big 100K. A thought, I would consider it a sign of good faith if perhaps trade me would match the highest bid and gift it to charity. One would think after the huge free promotion they've received from your auction it would be an appreciative gesture. Or at least cut your fees... ;) Well done mate, Ben 1ben (61

) 9:29 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Well, congratulations are also due to everyone out there reading, writing, bidding and refreshing. Thank you all! 10:43 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Yes we all made it to 100,000 views now we need to try and reach 125,000 jamie-b (518

) 9:30 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Let's not go over the top. 10:43 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Bah... 100,000 views was a target that was easily met - lets see if we can get it to a mere 200,000 - and the guy who withdrew his bid must suck on lemons for breakfast, what a sour outlook on life he has! rapid200sx (862

) 9:31 pm, Wed 7 Jan

I'd take it easy from now on. With all that clicking, your fingers must be sore. No nose picking at work tomorrow! 10:45 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Hi tom, I've been doing alot of reading and laughing, I think alot of us are getting kicks out of the 'chat room' side and as said before being kept entertained, but in all honesty I think yr pita is a cross between jesus and zigzag man, but anyway its alota fun and good luck with it!!! seahorse64 (7

) 9:35 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Grazie. 10:45 pm, Wed 7 Jan

we've done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay phelox (68

) 9:38 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Cyber-party! 10:46 pm, Wed 7 Jan

100,000 WELL DONE MAN niceguy25 (100

) 9:39 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Ah, well, it was all you F-fivers out there. (If you don't understand, check your keyboard shortcuts). 10:47 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Taking a two minute sampling, assuming a similar viewing throughout the remaining time left in the auction, the math indicates the total number of views will exceed 650,000 views. Well done, my man! kayitlen (216

) 9:55 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 10:47 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Wow! 111802 viewers. We did it!!! Seems like we are more interested in meeting the 100,000 target than the auction these 2 days. I'm sure we'll focus on the bidding tomorrow! I will tune in RadioLive tomorrow am too. Can't wait. eviiio (58

) 10:20 pm, Wed 7 Jan

You and me both. 10:48 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Hey Tom..how are we going to know "what's what" post-auction..you might need a website??!!..I just thought that whatever charity you choose I'm going to donate a bit to it myself for all the hard work you've done...so if there's a way to tell us how it all went(post-auction) etc that'd be fab!..then I can send some $$ to that charity too..you've done an amazing thing...it's light and refreshing!! Awesome Mate! phelox (68

) 10:56 pm, Wed 7 Jan

I can tell you now; I've decided to donate $100 to the SPCA. 7:58 am, Thu 8 Jan

wow congrats on the views shows people are probably waiting to bid!!! hope it goes up heaps for ya!!! NEVER seen that many views on an auction this will go down in history for trademe anyway!!!! jayjay1233 (98

) 10:59 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Qe'ci'yew'yew'. 7:59 am, Thu 8 Jan

thanks Tom and contributors for a funny, enjoyable and fascinating few days. Very impressed Tom, and suspect we'll see your name in lights elsewhere some day. I'm a liberal/progressive christian, a retired minister, and think your attitude to religion is very healthy. You leave me thinking the future is in good hands.Go well. rodgepodge (11

) 11:03 pm, Wed 7 Jan

It's nice of you to put such trust in me. 8:00 am, Thu 8 Jan

Forgot to tell you that you are more popular than John Key at the moment!!! Yah!!!! eviiio (58

) 11:07 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Not a National supporter, eh? 8:02 am, Thu 8 Jan

BOO! Did I scare you? lemonwonder (81

) 11:14 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Terrified me! In fact, my bladder relaxed a little. 8:02 am, Thu 8 Jan

Hat's off to you Tom San, Aregato ! aizwoman (312

) 11:32 pm, Wed 7 Jan

Thank you. 8:04 am, Thu 8 Jan

hi there thankz for the great read i agree that it looks like a cross between zigzag man and jesus congratz on the 100,000 mark think you beat helen clarks doodle reading through you Q and As i see no one has queried about selling your oven on the off chance that it mite make another miracle its funny seeing all walks off life commenting on here good luck with you auction sounds like you will have a positive future in anything you put you mind to mattrezz (230

) 2:10 am, Thu 8 Jan

Cheers! 8:06 am, Thu 8 Jan

i didnt know Jesus developed a horseshoe hurricanewinzz (75

) 6:58 am, Thu 8 Jan

Well he looked like a bit of a hoof. 8:06 am, Thu 8 Jan

270000 views man! wazza102 (73

) 8:37 am, Thu 8 Jan

Yup. 8:53 am, Thu 8 Jan

I have laughed so much! I have copied and pasted for my teenagers who are currently in the USA. Its standing at 46pgs but I'm sure they will love reading it...I don't want them to miss the fun...if they don't know about it already :)I would bid myself but moving to Ausy and don't like my chances of getting "Our Holy One" through customs, we know how grumpy they can be...he could even be gobbled by a beagle!!!! papillon4 (330

) 8:39 am, Thu 8 Jan

Well, that's sensible. The pita bread gets plane sick. 8:54 am, Thu 8 Jan

Hi Tom, Thanks again for the laughs. I hope you do well for the future. I'm sure you will... Cheers, Stephen stephenpman (152

) 8:39 am, Thu 8 Jan

Xie xie. 8:56 am, Thu 8 Jan

How many interviews have you done? stephenpman (152

) 8:50 am, Thu 8 Jan

Aside from talking to the papers, RadioLIVE would be my first live interview. 8:57 am, Thu 8 Jan

Shame you were on radiolive just a little early. Only got the last bit of it. Whats happened to Saz? Think you upset her....... glenda098 (202

) 8:59 am, Thu 8 Jan

Yeah, sorry about that. They told me 08:50. As for Saz, well she's quietly plotting to murder me. 9:05 am, Thu 8 Jan

BOO! Did I scare you? lancer96 (29

) 9:10 am, Thu 8 Jan

I am petrified! In fact, my colon relaxed a little. 9:13 am, Thu 8 Jan

You are an extremely clever, witty chap. You mentioned a love of the F of the Choncords on the interview...you I beleive will be a comic genius one day...that's a lie..you already are...a intelligent one to boot!! You deserve fame and fortune. Write a book or something aye?? Bloody awesome mate!! Best of luck yo you. Warm regards from Palmy. PS want a manager???? kateanddom (212

) 9:12 am, Thu 8 Jan

Palmy. That reminds me, has anyone climbed Mt. Cleese? 9:19 am, Thu 8 Jan

how many watchers u got? lancer96 (29

) 9:18 am, Thu 8 Jan

Just under 1400. 9:20 am, Thu 8 Jan

LOL. CONGRATS ON BLASTING THE 100.000. YOUR J C PITA HAS NOW TAKEN PRIDE OF PLACE ON MY SCREEN SAVER. I JUST LOVE IT. I WISH I WAS THE LEAD BIDDER BUT ALAS I CAN ONLY DREAM. :-( extex (112

) 9:18 am, Thu 8 Jan

Screensavers - the only entertainment when you're blocked from YouTube. 9:20 am, Thu 8 Jan

How do you even know thats what Jesus looks like? isthismyname (67

) 9:39 am, Thu 8 Jan

I looked up his Facebook page. 9:44 am, Thu 8 Jan

You could start your own "Talk to Tom" section on trademe! law-lauz (15

) 9:41 am, Thu 8 Jan

It could be a counselling thing. I'd be like Dr. Phil, except without the made-up qualifications. 9:44 am, Thu 8 Jan

i think your mum and dad are the witty ones, well done mum and dad mad... (613

) 10:01 am, Thu 8 Jan

Um... do you know my parents? 10:08 am, Thu 8 Jan

Are you sure it's not, in fact, a headless one armed, legless Spartan torso from the film 300? This would explain the injury to the lower left? nerdlysplaard (14

) 10:04 am, Thu 8 Jan

300 - that film had more intentional historical inaccuracies than Bill Clinton's memoirs. 10:09 am, Thu 8 Jan

Thanks for keeping me and thousands of others amused for the past few days, I will now have to actually go and do some work for a change. Good luck for the future, maybe you should get Murray from Flight of the Conchords as your manager. leedsu1 (79

) 10:09 am, Thu 8 Jan

I think I'd kill him after the first roll call. 10:10 am, Thu 8 Jan

you know everyone is watching,just 2 see who the dick head is that wins this auction? mad... (613

) 10:13 am, Thu 8 Jan

Dickhead? That's uncalled for. 10:30 am, Thu 8 Jan

Your certainly getting more responce than Roy got for his pussy.;-) marg.jim (137

) 10:26 am, Thu 8 Jan

Eh? 10:31 am, Thu 8 Jan

I might be wrong but a 90 degree rotation (right) looks like a weasel rodgering a donut - I'll go with your version as you have the evidence - best TradeMe funnies ever! Go for it! nerdlysplaard (14

) 10:37 am, Thu 8 Jan

I saw that once at a Dunkin' Donuts. Except, by "weasel", I mean the guy behind the counter. 10:46 am, Thu 8 Jan

Good find, Everyone at work is talking about you :), us at New Era IT(saw you in the herald online) think you are a very smart young kid! Good one you mate and have heaps of fun, don't worry about what the other people say, this keeps me entertained and fascinated at the same time :) Keep it up! dfxtrader (108

) 10:43 am, Thu 8 Jan

Thank you. That's very good to hear. 10:47 am, Thu 8 Jan

Final question from me - it's Robert the Bruce - hence the colour! nerdlysplaard (14

) 10:51 am, Thu 8 Jan

Hmmm, a history buff. 11:00 am, Thu 8 Jan

I'm so gutted I missed you on the radio this morning (I was still in bed after having my daughter keep me awake all night). I hope you get some last minute bids, id bid but I currently only have $20 to my name and still have to buy meat for the week *sigh*. good on you for deciding to donate $100 to S.P.C.A I think its a great cause. thanks for the entertainment for the last few days and I wish you all the best in the future I'm sure you will go far. also congrats for making over 200,000 views. esme-beading (70

) 10:58 am, Thu 8 Jan

$20 for meat? With today's prices, you'll have to settle with a chicken nugget. 11:01 am, Thu 8 Jan

Your mum and dad must be so proud to have such a bright cookie , as a parent of a 15yr old I know you guys have all the answers but you are brilliant . It's so nice to see that teenagers have a great sense of humor and use it to raise funds for a worthy cause. Good Luck for the future with your talent you'll go far. meg9 (314

) 11:01 am, Thu 8 Jan

They like to say that I was the "second best accident that ever happened." I come right after the Lotto ticket they found. 11:05 am, Thu 8 Jan

the export meat warehouse at 5 cross roads has some good meat deals at times so I always go there esme-beading (70

) 11:11 am, Thu 8 Jan

Well, if you really want to save money on meat - visit the pet shop. (Calm down, I'm only kidding!) 11:23 am, Thu 8 Jan

HA YOU HAVE EVERYONE THINKING YOU ARE BRILLIANT, BUT ME. SUCKERS mad... (613

) 11:16 am, Thu 8 Jan

Woah! Why are you so angry? 11:25 am, Thu 8 Jan

stupid i think......... i think it all should go to the SPCA as they are needy and christ always helped those in need!! savana1 (108

) 11:31 am, Thu 8 Jan

Uh-huh. 11:54 am, Thu 8 Jan

Hey Tom,Truly amazing...I'm hoping in 8 years time you'll be leading the country!!! You should start your own web site...May the force be with you!!! blueyes10 (86

) 11:32 am, Thu 8 Jan

At the least, I'd be an aesthetic improvement over Helen Clark. 11:35 am, Thu 8 Jan

FAR FROM ANGRY BUD LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. DO U THINK U WILL GET ANY MORE BIDS? HOPE U DO, SEE IM NICE mad... (613

) 11:33 am, Thu 8 Jan

You have me convinced. 11:35 am, Thu 8 Jan

I would like to own the licensing rights to sell a limited edition run of say 50 copies!! is $20.00 ok?? scotchmist (103

) 11:34 am, Thu 8 Jan

Lawyer say no. 11:36 am, Thu 8 Jan

base leg - landing gear down - lign up - throttle back - check flaps - wish you sincerely best wishes - you caught an 'imagination' - safe landing nerdlysplaard (14

) 11:49 am, Thu 8 Jan

Jule. 11:54 am, Thu 8 Jan

i thought it would have gone much higher. anyway answer the 2 unanswered question, be it rude or whatever ricatopua (1620

) 11:55 am, Thu 8 Jan

$215 - it's not bad. It'll buy you a quarter of a tank of petrol. 11:57 am, Thu 8 Jan

Hey, just wish you luck for the auction, hope all goes well :p rainbow.umbrell (161

) 11:57 am, Thu 8 Jan

Choice. 11:57 am, Thu 8 Jan

thx for the amusing auction, send a link to my brother in the Netherlands, he's been laughing his head off. Hope to see more auctions like this because it's more fun than the chats on MSN or bebop, cheers Ron blueflame4 (238

) 11:58 am, Thu 8 Jan

Dank je. 11:59 am, Thu 8 Jan

Hi Tom! I've been watching your auction all week. I will match your $100. at the Whangarei SPCA. Perhaps others might do the same in their areas? Thanks! :) erran (208

) 12:00 pm, Thu 8 Jan

Thanks. That's very generous of you. 12:07 pm, Thu 8 Jan

all the best in the final countdown, you have kept us amused for days, write a book, be a comedian, do something with your talent, if ya dont i will pay soz20's airfare to hamilton gonetropo (114

) 12:01 pm, Thu 8 Jan

They won't let her on the plane with all the sharp objects she carries. 12:07 pm, Thu 8 Jan

PRAISE THE pita LORD! excalaber (849

) 12:03 pm, Thu 8 Jan

Amen. 12:07 pm, Thu 8 Jan

thanks for keeping me busy for the last few days... awsome auction.... hope it get a bit higher for u.... and Good Luck..... trader851 (4

) 12:04 pm, Thu 8 Jan

I'm happy where it is. 12:08 pm, Thu 8 Jan

when are you gonna upload the picture of the pot smoking hippy this piece of bread is annoying me hurricanewinzz (75

) 12:06 pm, Thu 8 Jan

You annoy him too. 12:08 pm, Thu 8 Jan

Are you going to get all the questions answered before the end of the auction? n1chef (90

) 12:08 pm, Thu 8 Jan

I'm trying. Thanks for adding to the list. 12:09 pm, Thu 8 Jan

ok the jesus pebble now the jesus bread what next.... hurricanewinzz (75

) 12:09 pm, Thu 8 Jan

Jesus himself. 12:09 pm, Thu 8 Jan

Is SOMEONE going to extend this with a BID? n1chef (90

) 12:11 pm, Thu 8 Jan

Probably not. 12:12 pm, Thu 8 Jan

Seller Comment: Thank you everyone! You've been great. Keep an eye out on my profile. There's more in store. 12:11 pm, Thu 8 Jan

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