HOMELESS??

My first question (Excluding previous, first question) is why are you on the internet?

My second question is.. Aren't you sick of sitting for hours on end with no results? While that swine around the corner makes 3 times what you do just because he has one leg and legible handwriting?

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Users have noted 60% increase in wages in just the first day.

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Please take note of before and after pics: Before: Blanket man After: Sir Richard Branson. Results may vary from pictured.