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My Left Ear!!

  • Closed: Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:00 pm
Listing #: 459648885
Ok, so i'm not actually selling my ear but for a long time I have wanted to get my ears pinned back as they have always bothered me.
With my 30th coming up and me apparently not so good with it as I thought, I think its time to do something.

Times are tough and my ears aren't getting any smaller so here I am pimping my ears out to you.

Some people in life relate to Pinocchio, I (however) have always related to Dumbo. As cute as he is my ears aren't that adorable and they don't make me fly - much to my disappointment.
How does that song go? Flying without wings? Well, don't be fooled. It doesn't work!
My many attempts have only left me with bumbs and bruises so its not for a lack of trying.

Researching online it is roughly $5000 to get this done so this auction is for one ear.
Now not wanting to leave my right ear feeling left out I have done up an auction for that too.

What you will get for winning this auction is:

* A t-shirt in any colour and size with 'My Left Ear' and a picture of my ear (ooooh)
* A framed before and after shot of my beautiful left ear

If this auction manages to get to $2500 then I will donate $500 to charity.

If it doesn't get anything then my poor ears will continue to get a beating everytime I go to the hairdressers. Please, help stop the violence!

So, to sum up, PLEASE help me get this done as it is something I have wanted to for years but could never afford and I will be eternally greatful :)

These ears have an expiry date and its coming up fast!!

Shipping details

  • Free shipping within New Zealand   
  • Seller does not allow pick-ups
  • Seller location: Invercargill, Southland, NZ

Payment details

  • NZ bank deposit

About the seller

samj7 (64 64 positive feedback)
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  • Member since Aug 2005

Closes: Fri 30 Mar, 8:00 pm. 2012