“Note: this is an auction for a brass key named John, not for the Prime Minister.”

It is due to the global and national economic situation that we are regretfully offering our very own John Key for sale.

The John key is worth around $50,000,000.00 and is therefore on the market before we consider any further asset sales.

A $1 reserve auction will allow the market to decide the sale price of John key.

Aotearoa is not for sale.