An amazing bit of New Zealand history. Fresh Queenstown alpine air bottled in 1972, never opened! This is genuine, not a fake, don’t be fooled by imitations, the real deal is right here.
That’s right; this auction is for AIR, described by Wikipedia as a ‘universal power or pure substance’.

I have pre-empted some of the questions and comments

Q: But I get air for free I hear you say…Why would I buy it?
A: Does your air come in a fancy bottle? I think not. You get your air just like the rest of us. You can’t see it. It doesn’t come in any packaging, it’s just there. How extremely underwhelming is that!

Q: I don’t understand the big deal, there is no difference from air that I am breathing right now to the air you have in your fancy bottle from 1972
A; Really? I wouldn’t be so sure. You are probably stuck indoors somewhere, breathing in the same air you just moments ago tried to get rid of…yuk! Can you say carbon dioxide (google that, it’s really not that good for you)
This air is pure, alpine air, bottled 40 years ago before global and warming where put together in the same sentence.

Q: What exactly would I do with this bottled air?
A: Your options really are endless, below are my favourite three (or perhaps the only three I could really think of)
1. Keep it in its original condition and sell it yourself in another 40 years. Sure, you could invest in gold or silver like everyone else but who wants to follow the crowd? You seem like a unique, intelligent individual. This really is the investment opportunity for you
2. Put it on display in your home as the perfect conversation piece; never endure those awkward silences with guests again
3. Open the bottle and enjoy the incredible health benefits. Fresh air soothes the nerves, leaving you feeling refreshed and relaxed

This really is an opportunity of a lifetime. You do not want to miss out on this. Get your fancy bottle of Alpine Air today.