Time machine
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Reserve met
- Closed: Sat 1 Oct 2005, 6:40 pm
- Listing #: 36725938
Unfinished project.
Started making a machine to facillitate time travel, unfortunately I just dont have the time to complete it.
Have had mixed results, so no guarantees.
Would suit DIY handyman with quantum physics background or similar intersest.
No time wasters please !
Would consider swap for anti-gravity machine
Started making a machine to facillitate time travel, unfortunately I just dont have the time to complete it.
Have had mixed results, so no guarantees.
Would suit DIY handyman with quantum physics background or similar intersest.
No time wasters please !
Would consider swap for anti-gravity machine
Please read the questions and answers for this auction.
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- Seller is located in Hamilton, Waikato
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- NZ bank deposit
About the seller
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- Member since Apr 2002
Closes: Sat 1 Oct, 6:40 pm. 2005 This auction used auto-extend. 
Questions and answers
Do you have the flux capacitor to go with this? I can't see it in the photo..
I've got a space continuum transfunctioner. Would you consider swaping it for that? It's a bit rough and ready and blows a little bule smoke but appears to be running ok.
allmypukunui (51 
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10:23 am, Wed 28 Sep
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10:23 am, Wed 28 Sep
I'd like to go back & see my Great Uncle Rodney when he was 18 because he skulled a jug of beer in only 3.2 seconds & I'd certainly like to see that! I'm pretty sure that I have the necessary skills to complete the project too. I got a C+ in 4th form Science & two sticky red stars.
mrshin (558 
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1:34 pm, Wed 28 Sep
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1:34 pm, Wed 28 Sep
Ha! Call me an amateur. I just fixed my time machine.
All I had to do was put the AA batteries in the other way round and now it goes forwards in time!
See you suckers later, Im going back to the future.
Oh and as a heads up to the winner of this auction everything in the future is chrome
jd10 (352 
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4:29 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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4:29 pm, Thu 29 Sep
Yes I do know what I am doing.. without the flux capacitor I can't modulate the 21 gigawatts of energy I need to transmogrify the time / space continuum. So far all attempts to locate a flux capacitor have proved fruitless, hence why I haven't been able to time travel. They've got them in the future, but I can't get there to get one.
studio1 (551 )
4:39 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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4:39 pm, Thu 29 Sep
do you think i could get your theory on paper so i can build my own time machine, all i need is a prtable phone, efptos machine, shit coomputer tower, headset, spard floppy disc and some random wires,.....that way i can go back and have sex with any one i want no mater what they say and it would be legal because by the time i am back in this time i wouldnt of aged a bit so they will be looking for someone 15 years older....... this machine sounds great...maybe i could be a hero and stop the 7/1
sldwys1 (60 )
4:48 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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4:48 pm, Thu 29 Sep
ATTENTION ALL BIDDERS AND WATCHERS ALIKE! I have already won this auction. I collected the incomplete model and I used my skills to complete the project in only 42 days. I then travelled back in time just to send you this message to prove that it actually works ! I am a genius. Also the winning lotto numbers for this Saturday are: 6, 9, 23, 29, 32, 37 & 40. The powerball is 19.
mrshin (558 )
5:20 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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5:20 pm, Thu 29 Sep
YES I HAVE A ANTI GRAVITY MACHINE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SWAP. COULD YOU FINISH YOUR TIME MACHINE AND BRING IT TO TAURANGA AND GO BACK IN TIME TO WHEM MY ANTI GRAVITY MACHINE KICKED INTO GEAR AND FLOATED OFF TOWARDS THE SUN, IF YOU CAN DO THIS IT WILL PREVENT IT TAKING OFF AND THEN YOU CAN SWAP IT. THANKYOU FROM JASON.
jase59 (274 )
5:29 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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5:29 pm, Thu 29 Sep
Hi Mike, This is great!! My dad was once a Great Viking Warrior in his past life.This would make a great present for him to go back in time and find out where and when he was killed in battle.WATCHING WITH INTEREST!!! as he still displays many viking attributes today.
dancer17 (274 )
5:37 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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5:37 pm, Thu 29 Sep
Hey does this travel to 8.10pm Saturdays and then return to Friday nite. Mmmm this is sounding real good and hey cheap when you think of being able to win lotto each week. And ah this is just the start. Maybe I better consult the bank manager for a quicky loan.
teddybearlady (447 )
8:43 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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8:43 pm, Thu 29 Sep
Does this unit allow you to travel sideways through time, if so, how many miles to the litre? Also, could you confirm that this is a genuine time-travel device, as my last few time-machine purchases turned out to be frauds.
brandoooon (21 
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8:53 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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8:53 pm, Thu 29 Sep
i will be your giney pig on a bogus jerney if you send me back i will mack sure hallen clark taks all her beauty sleep not just 2 hours a night ,i will allso make time stand still when when i get out bid on my next auction call me about the giney pig deal any "time" on 0900 spaceman. thanks 4 your time.ps do u have a buy now ,or yesterday ,or tomorw
pepe5 (90 )
10:13 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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10:13 pm, Thu 29 Sep
have you programmed, or allowed for, a few memory times? perhaps so when you have to leave a time in a hurry you can do so? as i have a few 'jobs' i have to do, and they will require quick exit....
chris_2million (26 )
10:32 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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10:32 pm, Thu 29 Sep
Hi i have something that can solve your problems cheque out my listing 4 one preloved timeing light good nik has helped in meany time related matters like getting the dloren up in runing and my phonebox please reply to DR who at the red phonebox on the corner of the world just past santas place ,thanks 4 your time ps you can buy now the timeing light 4 $one pot of gold,or a bank cheque.
pepe5 (90 )
10:36 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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10:36 pm, Thu 29 Sep
I have noticed recent eddies in the space/time continuum. Does this reflect your recent testing regime with your machine?
historyman (421 )
12:11 am, Fri 30 Sep
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12:11 am, Fri 30 Sep
Oops, another question: does the main power source have adaptive capability allowing for mating to an Improbability Drive? Second sub-question: is the user manual translated by the same guy that wrote on a $2 shop toy "Plug you in and watch for educative flashing effect of lights"?
historyman (421 )
12:16 am, Fri 30 Sep
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12:16 am, Fri 30 Sep
I would like to know where you got the patent for this time machine from.As i am part in a group of professionals dedicated to creating and marketing "spare time"...I believe a copyright infringmint may have occured here by you.
I will contact my research and development department ( I believe they are on the couch in the middle of research atm ) and discuss this further with them.
woosh (214 )
8:20 am, Fri 30 Sep
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8:20 am, Fri 30 Sep
I want to avoid the use of nuclear power and stick with mains. Have you worked out the number of metres of cable required per year of travel. Does it vary going forward or backward? I've got the recipe for elastic copper wire. Could this help in its range. If so perhaps some of those followong this auction would like to make me an offer.
bazz34 (20 )
10:08 am, Fri 30 Sep
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10:08 am, Fri 30 Sep
ATTENTION ALL BIDDERS AND WATCHERS ALIKE! I have already won this auction. I collected the incomplete model and I used my skills to complete the project in only 42 days. I then travelled back in time just to send you this message to prove that it actually works ! I am a genius. Also the winning lotto numbers for this Saturday are: 6, 9, 23, 29, 32, 37 & 40. The powerball is 19. posted by: mrshin (146 ) 5:20 pm, Thu 29 Sep
mrshin (558 )
10:37 am, Fri 30 Sep
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10:37 am, Fri 30 Sep
I'm very interested in upgrading to your machine, as mine is getting a bit worn......can I come and inspect your machine..?? How does last Wednesday sound...??
biggzblues (48 )
10:49 am, Fri 30 Sep
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10:49 am, Fri 30 Sep
Bubbs29 had an interesting question about wiping the auction. Your answer Miked was quite incorrect. I recently bid on http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/listings/listings_search_results.asp?searchtype=GENERAL& searchstring=36725312&searchregion=100 and succeeded, then notified Trademe who withdrew the auction - but I still have Skippy. Neither Trademe, the Police, nor the original seller can prove I don't have it. If anyone visits I merely go back in time to prior to Skippy's pool being com
thbean (15 )
10:55 am, Fri 30 Sep
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10:55 am, Fri 30 Sep
I bought the GE Time Travel 2000 two weeks ago. I have just come back from 1.05pm, Tuesday the 4th and “Izzy Dude” from Palmy wins the auction with a bid for $251. Quite a bargain really considering the windfall he’ll have on number 7, race 4 at Alexandra next Saturday. Up until now only he and I knew that.
tumekepinga (18 )
11:04 am, Fri 30 Sep
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11:04 am, Fri 30 Sep
On the off chance....if you travel back(and forward) does this effect the ageing process??...i am a firm believer in reincarnation...and would love to go back to me prev life!
I know to avoid the "ageing process", you need to add a multi atomising perplexer advance control device, with a preloaded dysanctym driver to the machine....does this beast have such a device loaded??
jamiecooper (37 )
11:12 am, Fri 30 Sep
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11:12 am, Fri 30 Sep
Hi. My names John Titor from the year 2036 and I am currently having troubles with my Dual Singularity Kerr field. I need to get back to my own future past time in a hurry and I was wondering what the mass offset distance is on this puppy? Also did it come with flash back arrestors? Are the parts compatible with 2036 designs? What time jump are you from anyway?
hexapod (12 )
11:34 am, Fri 30 Sep
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11:34 am, Fri 30 Sep
Seriously dude. This thing rocks. I got it from Trude. No idea who she got it from. Great to see the original pages. Very cool. Can't say I miss it though. Whoever never did get the spatial retemporalizer working propery. (My hair wil never be the same.) Now using the Sunlight-IV model. Looking forward to see who the winner is :-)
xtl (17 )
11:49 am, Fri 30 Sep
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11:49 am, Fri 30 Sep
It appears the machine has appended to it an IDE hard drive. I would like to know what size this drive is so I can use it in my computer should I fail to satisfactorily get my Heisenberg compensator to work. The manufacturers of the Starship enterprise were successful with the compensator, but unfortunately I have been unsucessful in aquiring the engineering schematics for their design. Therefore depending on the price, and specifications of the drive, It might be a good buy either way.
geoffr (63 )
12:18 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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12:18 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping. Needing to know desperately. Thanx
boardgamer (37 )
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping. Needing to know desperately. Thanx
boardgamer (37 )
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
)
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping. Needing to know desperately. Thanx
boardgamer (37 )
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
)
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping. Needing to know desperately. Thanx
boardgamer (37 )
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
)
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping. Needing to know desperately. Thanx
boardgamer (37 )
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
)
12:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I hope you get this Auction up over $200, I can see many late nights have gone into the construction. Also I like your curtains, thats all. It seems like answering these questions could become a full time job, Good luck for the weekend mate!
sheepfaced (62 )
12:26 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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12:26 pm, Fri 30 Sep
This is the Time Police!! I hope you all realize that any unauthorzed time travel is illegal and this device has not been sanctioned by the Federation of Time Travel Traffic Control established in 2034. Any users CAN and WILL be prosecuted in accordance to laws past following the REAL discovery of time/space violation. All time travellers and passengers MUST seek proper passport by first travelling forward to 2035, sitting your time travel license, then btaining approval from the FTTTC to trave
thadazbaby (21 )
12:35 pm, Fri 30 Sep
)
12:35 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I have reviewed the model specs and am beginning to understand the science behind your machine. I am, however, struggling with the 'phone' style mechanism that replaces the more traditional flux capacitor. I understand that in conjunction with a magnetic field and the load, the 'phone' uses the hierarchical structure of the cosmos as a timer! The trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current (sustained by the load) destabilizes the
james185 (46 )
12:36 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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12:36 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Would you consider a swap for a Particle Accerated Rail Gun? :)
born_on_xmas (108 
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1:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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1:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hey did you watch Coronation Street last night? Ken Barlow had one of these things!
cookie2005 (42 )
1:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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1:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I have been sent back to warn you!!!!!STOP messing with something that will not be invented for another 10 Fugsmar = in earth time 10,000 years.
As a Time Traveller & Diatractnon I must say you are so close to getting it right.
What you need to complete this mark 1 A / time transfere machine is Sratzjoingmerk DiFluzzing Crutxnoll with a 100 D boinker & now most IMPORTANT PIECE you you MUST get a .
I hope this helps & if it doesn't take three or four twice a day & it will all go
wampro (257 )
1:13 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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1:13 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi there. 2 questions:
1) I bid $29.99 as DSE are selling a mass produced version of this item for only $34.99. Now WHY would I pay you more than $29.99 for what is clearly a HOME-MADE time machine that doesn't even work! I might end up stuck in the 80's!!! And we all know THAT would suck. I've already been stuck there for nearly 10 years of my life, and I don't want to repeat.
B) Previous Q about how Eddies in the S.T.C. (space-time continueum)... Has anyone heard how he's getting on? How di
samgabriel (115 )
1:20 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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1:20 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I have a mate called "Mighty Quinn" who apparently passed on (god rest his soul) 2 years ago from heart failure, I took him to a strip bar and the poor sod passed on. What chances do I have of going back to that particular night so I can put hiw to rest properly as he has been visiting me at night.
caznac (66 )
1:25 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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1:25 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Does the T/M have any Security measures/systems and what are they
blink182_tkom (103 )
1:39 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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1:39 pm, Fri 30 Sep
tniz i&&& mezzage from t2o future. warning tniz device iz un_ztable. will cnop of topz of tne letter n and may cauze peo .. mpotent I muzt ztop tnis auction immedi&&ly.you nave been warne&& aarrggnnn
boardgamer (37 )
1:42 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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1:42 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Can you give me a rough idea of the size of time sphere? I have a rather large build; I'm afraid my head or feet might stick out, with the inevitable results. Also did you include a spatial compensator? Nothing worse than moving through time only to discover the Earth's elsewhere in orbit.
kenyarb (59 )
2:01 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:01 pm, Fri 30 Sep
If we are ever able to develop a workable theory for time travel, we would open up the ability to create very complicated problems called paradoxes. A paradox is defined as something that contradicts itself. Here are two common examples:
Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you could travel back to a time before you were born. The mere fact that you could exist in a time before you were born creates a paradox. If you were born in 1960, how could you exist in 1955?
Possibly the most f
marisat (262 )
2:08 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:08 pm, Fri 30 Sep
This will really help with some plans I have. I'll need an accomplice who has some duck tape, jumper leads, earplugs and can speak fluent American. That way we'll be able to get into TVNZ without being noticed and stop whoever it was the thought of "Sing like a Superstar". I also need a Bull Terrier that goes crazy at the sound of Teletubbies, a credit card with the name John Banks on it, and a leather gimp outfit. Last but not least. Does anyone have 7 of 9's address before she got famou
brynn (175 )
2:17 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:17 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I really see the potential, but am concerned about the hours that may be required to completely finish the project. Also the colour of the start sequence buttons is a problem for me. Instead of "The start up combination is red, red blue, blue red blue, blue, blue then red" is this possible to be green, green gold, gold green gold, gold, gold, then black? My time travel outfit is black, gold and green and the red/blue buttons wouldn't match....
autumnwinds (1180 
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2:17 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:17 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I don't have an a'nti-gravity' machine, but I do have an 'anti-gravy' machine, it dries up your sunday roast should someone force watery gravy on you, it's really useful, would you swap it for this?
richardrayner (33 )
2:29 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:29 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Is this the stratiscloric time machine that is capable of sending bald goats to the future
oldbaldgoat (135 )
2:43 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:43 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Seller Comment: How is everyone finding out about this auction ??
2:54 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I think that you'll find that a black leather gimp suit is better for time travel because of durability. This is particularly important for withstanding laborious stop-motion sequences of plants growing around your house and sedimentary soil building up around you before you reach the time period with cute dumb blonds walking around in togas.
brynn (175 )
2:57 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:57 pm, Fri 30 Sep
stefan chapman who does the 2 til 7 segment on morefm in wgtn found your auction (or someone showed it to him) and he put the link on his page and told EVERYONE IN WELLINGTON!!! go for it - doc would be proud.
scrappysue (623 )
2:57 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:57 pm, Fri 30 Sep
It's in the 2034 world encyclopedia as 'world's largest use of time on a Friday afternoon at work'
richardrayner (33 )
2:59 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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2:59 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Further to my previous question...the trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current (sustained by the load) destabilizes the orderliness of the proton, the heavier atom and the 'tissue' of individual layers of metal. The matter then seeks to re-establish itself in the 'fractal set'. The trilamination inserts a 'curve' where there ought to be none, between the atomic structure and the next higher context of presence which is normally
james185 (46 )
3:00 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:00 pm, Fri 30 Sep
How did I find out about it??? There was an article about it on tomorrows news at 6. Be warned, Paul Holmes intends to interview you soon as well and the Labour party is about to introduce a new time tax based on how long it takes you to travel thru 1 hour. I'm lucky that it will be cheap for me as an an amateur traveller it still takes me 60 minutes and so I only have to pay the base rate plus GST.
golf.geek.nz (49 )
3:01 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:01 pm, Fri 30 Sep
The answer to your question re: How is everybody finding out about your auction? Has to do with the time looping phenomenom stated earlier, an email was sent approximately 3 hours ago to one person and the time continuum is looping with different forwarded email addresses withthe URL Link to this auction. This was a result of the future purchaser going back in time to 3 hours ago and promoting the auction to make himself famous, what a big head eh?
brettsky1 (105 )
3:01 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:01 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Oh my goodness, this is great! I love Timespace Portals. Hey maybe we should have a Timespace party! Im planning to leave with my wife and 7 children to back to when the MoriOries were around. I havnt worked out the time/date but it should be Cool-tastic!
Wish me luck fellow geeks! Keep up your TIMEPORTAL/TIMEMACHINE building..!
vin05 (75 )
3:12 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:12 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I think I have identified one of the problems you may be having. The formula you describe earlier does not take into account Boussinesq's theory of triple intergration. Try using dt/dx = (1-v2/c2)/2. By combining this with Einsteins E=mc2, we find that dt/dx = (1-E.v2/m)/2. Research by E. Brown in 1986(Ph.D) gives a close approximation for v in these circumstances to be 88 mph, or 39.11 m/s. An estimate of mass (m) allowing for an adequate quantity of uranium would be 765 kg, so we now have dt/
phantomchickenz (22 )
3:18 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:18 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Blimey - when I asked my last question at 2.17 there wre approx 17,000 hits - an hour later (now) it's over 22,000!!! Don't you wish your machine was working and you could just travel to when the auction had been completed?
autumnwinds (1180 )
3:18 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:18 pm, Fri 30 Sep
we noticed a sizeable disruption on the 1st of april this year and its taken us this long to locate you and your machine,the damage caused was immense but your efforts unwittingly triggered a bio-shperoid that randomly eradicated one of mankinds next largest threat of extinction,congradulations,but don't attempt again please,there's so much at stake!
moritz (76 )
3:18 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:18 pm, Fri 30 Sep
... so we now have dt/dx = (1-2E)/2 = 1/2 - E. It is currently Friday afternoon so energy levels (E) are tending to zero, so lim(E->0) dt/dx = 1/2. It is now simple intergration to get to t = x/2, rearranging to x = 2t. Now, simply decide how far (in seconds) you wish to travel, multiply by two, and enter into the distance field in the 2000 x 2000 travel matrix (which I'm sure you already have). Bob's your uncle, your travelling forward in time. NOTE: Many people have indicated they wish to tra
phantomchickenz (22 )
3:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
... NOTE: Many people have indicated they wish to travel backward in time. A laymans description of why this is impossible is given on www.howstuffworks.com, but basically wormhole theory dictates that your stiff out of luck. Happy travelling!
phantomchickenz (22 )
3:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Seller Comment: Seein as how this is getting so much publicity . My mate Andrew is looking for a girl. 19-25 obviously must single, enjoy outdoor activities and have a sense of humour :) Any offers with pictures can be emailed via my other advertisement.
3:26 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I have always wanted a time machine. i have always thought it would be cool to take a coke can back to the Jurrasic period, find a dynosaur and shove it down its throat just to piss off geologists 250million years later - or go give myself a copy of windows xp and a computer to run it on 25 years ago!
mr_fisk_it (78 )
3:27 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:27 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi my name is Gill Bates. I was wanting to go back in time so i can laugh at the people that said i would never steal the one thing that would make me able to pay people to think im cool and said that i would never make it with a black box. Will you take A Quadrillion Tribillion Billion & 2 as a buy now price? I am a serious buyer.
aacountry (108 )
3:28 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:28 pm, Fri 30 Sep
ill the machine allow me to go back in time into my mother's uterus and change my genetic make up for a better performance? I mean... few inches longer??
robbie_in_nz (43 )
3:39 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:39 pm, Fri 30 Sep
labour party? wouldn't be a good idea to get back on time and change Helen Clark's genetic make up to something more friendly??
robbie_in_nz (43 )
3:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hey - can I be the 41st unanswered question on your auction? Pleeeeease...
jeffreyweir (75 )
3:54 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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3:54 pm, Fri 30 Sep
how many gadgets can be used? is compatible with the model below?
http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/auction_detail.asp?id=36973310
robbie_in_nz (43 )
4:07 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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4:07 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Does your time machine cover up any traces of hyper space speed camera's out in space?
robbie_in_nz (43 )
4:31 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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4:31 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I recently Purchased the Dolphin that was for sale on trademe and was curious if your Time Travel Machine can transport mammals of this size ?
or i can offer you a 50% share in the the following business oportunity:
convert the time machine you have for sale into a dolphin canning machine that can send Canned dolphin meat into the future....as i am sure that they will be extinct shortly
geniune 50% business offer let me know
importedgear (170 )
4:37 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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4:37 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Does it have an inbuilt DeJaVue inhibitor to prevent time from looping. Needing to know desperately. Thanx
boardgamer (37 )
4:39 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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4:39 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi, with regards to the time travel.. How much would the depature tax be if I wanted to go back in time and witness the birth of Jesus? With the oil prices going up in the world, prices just seem to rise higher and higher! And as there is no BP, Mobil,Caltex etc in Bethlehem in the year 0000, I take it the depature tax would be too steep to get back to the present?? Cheers The Pope
ajmarsters (98 )
4:41 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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4:41 pm, Fri 30 Sep
hey does this thing come with an instuction manual? i mean...theres a lot of buttons...and i wouldnt want to screw up...also the last car i got, the instuction manual came in chinese...do you have an instruction manual for my car?
brokenlegg (115 )
4:44 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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4:44 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Can I use this to go back in time 10 yrs to get my I lost my viginity back?
braveheart (451 )
4:57 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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4:57 pm, Fri 30 Sep
The 36 dolphins have already been captured....in my swimming pool and will be shorlty put up for sale on trademe as i have no space to transport them in the Time travel machine......cat food could be a good option too...i told you the dolphin business is gonna be HUGE...so Final offer of 35% as i have now realised the true business potential..get back ASAP as i have lots of offers
importedgear (170 )
5:01 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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5:01 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I notice that some others (http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/auction_detail.asp?id=36973310 and http://www.trademe.co.nz/Electronics-photography/Other/auction-36971201.htm) seem to be offering similar or adjunct products. Can you please specify how we can confirm that yours is the genuine article (and one that Gordon Elliott would be happy to say so). Thanks
hamath (23 )
5:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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5:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I've got an old welding helmet, will the built in eye protection help me if I accidentally look into the time/space vortex? Also, I have a thing about rompers... but mine tend to ride up a little when mowing the lawn - any suggestions?
whozyadaddy (23 )
5:05 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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5:05 pm, Fri 30 Sep
hello? just because it's 5pm, you shouldn't stop answering questions! remember that if you're able to time travel with this puppy you could always ask the buyer to bring you back to friday 5pm so you can have the beers after work AS WELL AS keep on giving us the answers so we can decide how much to bid! I have opened my friday beer hoping I can get more info tonight before I start seriously bidding come tuesday.
maria1000 (76 )
5:06 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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5:06 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi, id like to know where you got all those incredible materials..did you dig those ULTRON CRYSTALS up? They are very rare. Would you like to sell them on there own? How many buttons does this mechanism have? One fact, did you know that exact Timemachine was used in the Startrek Badies Ship. It was used for a highvelocity ultro turbo teleportation device. I have noticed that you have added alot of fancy extras to it since the Startrek owners...am i correct?
vin05 (75 )
5:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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5:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
If the mice are now in the loop, things have got VERY serious. Personally I think you should try very hard over the weekend to get the thing going and either send all the mice FAR away, or get yourself as far as you can out of their influence. If you stuff up their grand experiment they will not be pleased.
garbutt (43 )
5:54 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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5:54 pm, Fri 30 Sep
what if you wanted to travel to the future but where the time machine in future time is 100's of metres underground? does it have a fribulater equlator so that when u time travel you wont get stuck in any objects?
pandoras-reaper (0 
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6:16 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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6:16 pm, Fri 30 Sep
like DOC BROWN did you recieve a `bump on the on the head` to get the inspiration to build this???
mr_e.nygma (87 )
6:20 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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6:20 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Just got in touch with Rakon here in Akl which manufactures GPS crystals. They rakon you'll need one of their oscillating gryration GPS crystals to make it work. An alternatiev is to get one of those Navman GPS direction finders. Hope this is useful info to the winner.
nzebiz (181 )
6:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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6:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I am an Expert at Time travel you may know me as lloyd banks the scientist (very well known) im from the TOP SECRET lab of G.U.N.I.T. now im sorry but time traven is a dangerous thing and you dont have a permit, we are going to have to confiscate that illeagal, sorry excuse for a time mechine.
pandoras-reaper (0 )
6:27 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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6:27 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi there are no banks in the future how it works is: We give all our sheckles to the Politicians & they in turn spend it on silly projects like seperate Schooling for people in differant universes & we sue them for more than we gave them in the first place 7 usualy win.
Oh there are no lawyers either.
wampro (257 )
6:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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6:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi - just been analysing the picture of your machine before dinner and I am wondering if you should stick with it. Your big problem seems to be that there is little or no Mac componentry involved - making the machine quite unevolved. Word on the street is that Steve Jobs is just adding the finishing touches to what the pundits are calling iTravel... I'd sit on it for another 3 months - try and get some time and a half at work and save some coin. Just a thought - good luck either way.
shardul_nz (194 )
6:52 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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6:52 pm, Fri 30 Sep
This auction is illegal and should be taken down like the dolphin auction was - see s.8 Time Act 1974 http://www.legislation.govt.nz/browse_vw.asp?content-set=pal_statutes
..it is an offence for unlicenced persons to sell, trade, give away or otherwise dispose of, or attempt to sell etc any device which will facilitate, or is purported to facilitate travel in time.
angophora (36 )
7:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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7:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I have an anti-grav machine I would swap, but its missing its discombulator CX-421. Without it, it often works in reverse multiplying gravity by up to 1000X, it has killed a few people. Since the discombulator CX-421 is only built by the Zorax of planet Iconon-9, which as you know was recently destroyed by Rii Clan - they're pretty rare. Also, whats the shipping to Alpha Centauri?
pulse (184 )
7:11 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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7:11 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi there. In the near future I would like to buy the rights to the questions and answers to this auction to use as the basis for a book. Can you please put the copywrite to all of your answers up for auction? Thanks.
samgabriel (115 )
7:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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7:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I am the winner of this auction. The machine is indeed faulty and can only go back in time. If you don't refund my money immediately I will be forced to not make my winning bid and therefore not be in need of the refund in the first place. Either way you won't receive bad feedback and you'll still get a healthy price from the next best winning bid. Actually forget about the refund. I'm off to buy a lotto ticket for last week opps... I mean this week. Thanks
motomi (218 )
7:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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7:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
One last question, except for the others I haven't asked yet:
ONE POINT 21 GIGAWATTS!!! How can we generate that kind of power???? Will I need to harness the power of Rita?
samgabriel (115 )
7:30 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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7:30 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I often have to restart my Millennium Falcon with a hard bash on the bulkhead with my fist - constant modifictions have made for an extremely realcitrant hyperdrive - does the time machine suffer from this, cause I'm a bad arse one armed bandit and can't do 2 things at once...
looped (165 )
7:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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7:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
RE: Monkeys. I do have infinite monkeys that have been playing with pencils and typewriters for a while trying to come up with the entire works of "Shake Spear", so I guess I could spare a few of them. These ones don't perform space explorations, however, sorry.
samgabriel (115 )
8:06 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:06 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Would you consider swapping a Mk3 Cortina Aerial for your Time Machine.
yankeekiwi1 (373 )
8:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
You asked: "Do you have photos?"
Yes. Yes I do. The trouble is, the monkeys are currently all on Monkey Island 2. I could take a vote as to which ones are keen to Escape from Monkey Island 2. They might be willing to succumb to your unusual ...requests. But this is all aside from the point, namely, will you auction the rights to the answers to this auction? I would not like to breach copyright. The monkeys don't like that.
samgabriel (115 )
8:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:19 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi My dearest Mike.
i have to tell you that you have captured my mind and soul.
If only I were a clever woman, I could describe to you my gorgeous Inventor, how you unite in yourself the beauties of phisics .I would tell you that you are the greatest genius of all ages, and I should only be speaking the simple truth. But to put all this into suitable words, my superb one, I should require a voice far more harmonious than that which is bestowed upon my species - for I am the humble owl that
westminsterchch (232 )
8:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:21 pm, Fri 30 Sep
what processer do you use to opperate it? e.g. pentium 3...
can it connect up to the net?
pandoras-reaper (0 )
8:24 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:24 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I have a copy of the REAL 'hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. (as in the one published on Ursa Minor.) Would you consider swapping the time machine for an entry from the guide (eg, directions to the restaurant at the end of the universe, information on Vogons, etc).
grassyhill (49 )
8:43 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:43 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Sorry to harp on and off about this, but due to the gravity of the situation the monkeys would like to know if you would be willing to swap the time machine for an Atari. And a harp. Let me know, and I'll pass your message on.
samgabriel (115 )
8:56 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:56 pm, Fri 30 Sep
so, does this machine works well with the remote control of
http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/auction_detail.asp?id=36973310
robbie_in_nz (43 )
8:56 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:56 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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Hey Dude.... Your in the Waikato Time's!!! Wicked huh... I work here and saw your auction... great stuff mate!!! - Gave us all a good laugh here :)
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fancytricks (96 )
8:59 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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8:59 pm, Fri 30 Sep
since this auction is doing so much success... I am single,sexy, smart, 6'1, golden color... and available for tonight... call me...
robbie_in_nz (43 )
9:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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9:02 pm, Fri 30 Sep
if i was blind what would i dream of?? could i possibly go back in time and change my blindness?? what about if i was down syndromed becoz my mum dropd me on my head could i go bak in change that?? OMG COULD I CHANGE MYSELF COULD I BE OSAMA IN BR A GOOD CATHLIC BOY?? OR BE PARIS HILTON OR THE PRESEDINT? or could i eat a sandwhich go bak 3 minutes b4 and eat it agen? thanks im very interestd in ur contraption
shuntz (124 )
9:14 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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9:14 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hey Dude this looks a lot like the time machine I built back in 1911 about 48 hours ago.Some bugger stole it one night while I was out with Napolian and the boys.How do I know this is infact not my one .Can you Guarantee this is another feeble attempt to copy my invention or it is infact another design all together.
buss (176 )
9:20 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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9:20 pm, Fri 30 Sep
I have one initial question: Is it possible to attach a Reality Distortion Field Generator (RDFG-Unit)to this particular Time Machine? I know it attaches to the RDFG-panel on the TM6000 with 4 X 8mm Hex bolts, but this being a custom built, I wanted to be sure before bidding again... And also, not unlike yourself, I'm a bit shocked by the number of people who don't seem to be taking this auction seriously. Good "luck".
samgabriel (115 )
9:45 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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9:45 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Seller Comment: Ahem, I am off to bed, but rest assured all questions will be answered in due course. Thanks
9:48 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hi there. Please check here: http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/auction_detail.asp?id=37001043 for a picture of me with the monkeys, actually ON Monkey Island. This photo was taken a little while ago, before I escaped. I didn't have a time machine back then. Those were the days. Anyway, If you want to come to some arrangement...
samgabriel (115 )
10:08 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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10:08 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Hey man it works .. You've done it.. I started reading all the above and WHAM, Im now 1 hour in the future and cant remember the time in between. Im gonna read it all backwards now and get back to when my coffee was hot. BTW If its an anti gravity machine ya want then sit in the back of a boyracers car, this would also double as a time machine if done in the presence of the law.
smc (1033 )
10:14 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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10:14 pm, Fri 30 Sep
did you know the whare house has one of these for just $39.95,? .....or was that last week....perhapes it was a special (if only I had a time machine) guess my timing is out....
smokinguns (1008 )
10:26 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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10:26 pm, Fri 30 Sep
My older brother says that them your “closed timelike curve” may be able to overcome the chronology protection conjecture but the question still remains as to whether it utilises perturbation or rather, does it restrict an objects relativistic mass in order to enable an object to travel near the speed of light and thus travel forward in time? I think he's just being a smart pr1ck - shall I punch him for you?
katekelly (63 )
10:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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10:50 pm, Fri 30 Sep
What will you do wth your time when the auction finishes and you dont have to answer all these questions - will you create another machine?
paynepirates (118 )
11:09 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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11:09 pm, Fri 30 Sep
Sorry to tell you, your polaron capacitor is oviously destabilising the phlogiston matrix of the translucidated fnark-inhalor, making all left quarks spin right and tachyons behave like leptons. This will cause trouble in your calpirinated zetasiser Nano, which renders the time machine useless. In short, it looks like a dud.
aoc7 (441 )
11:58 pm, Fri 30 Sep
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11:58 pm, Fri 30 Sep
By the look of the picture I think its wired it up wrong. Everyone knows that the hard drive to give a physically possible lorentz factor has to be wired in *parallel* to the EFTPOS machine, not in series. How else is the quantum temporal tunnelling perturber going to collapse into an eigenstate of the Hamiltonian spanning the local spatual Hilbert Space???
jamez_bull (251 )
12:21 am, Sat 1 Oct
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12:21 am, Sat 1 Oct
Ah, I have just come up with an emergency fix for your polaron capacitor and send it back to you, I can see you incorporated it last week, so you are nearly in working condition. Pity you will have given up and sold it. Then again, you have not sorted out the problem of the variable speed of light yet, which we will have been discussing yesterday evening or was that the day before tomorrow after it will have been too late because you sold your time machine? Time travel is sooooo confusing some
aoc7 (441 )
12:27 am, Sat 1 Oct
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12:27 am, Sat 1 Oct
I've made a mew fuckups during my life, and how many trips aprox, can this machine do? More than 1000 trips?My mates older version, back in the 1980's (i think it was an old V100 upgrade delusional machine) and he seemed to get around, back 'nd fourth quite easily. So yeh, does it come with the latest users manual, personally i havn't yet gone in one, but i have heard great things. Do you recommend me selling my old 90's version the V1250, WITH AN EXTRA MOISTURE EXPOSURE PAD, FOR THOSE WET TIME
camjam002 (7 )
12:33 am, Sat 1 Oct
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12:33 am, Sat 1 Oct
I have an anti gravity machine but i am up in the air about swapping it. will put you on my watch list!!
usualsuspect (229 )
12:44 am, Sat 1 Oct
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12:44 am, Sat 1 Oct
1:We are keeping you busy arent me. 2: Is it possible to go back into time and find out who killed JFK? 3: With timemachines how do you know WHERE you will be when you go back/foward - will you be in the same spot the machine was when you turned it on - eg in your bathroom, so in 100yrs time if your bathroom is now a road you'll be on the road?
kiweaze (979 )
1:39 am, Sat 1 Oct
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1:39 am, Sat 1 Oct
So if I win this auction, does this mean I can finally Figure out the meaning of the TV show L.O.S.T and therefore become a GOD to its followers.
destroyednz (186 )
4:47 am, Sat 1 Oct
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4:47 am, Sat 1 Oct
Also is this Remote control http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/auction_detail.asp?id=36973310 compatible with your Fantastic Machine, as I have been burnt by this type of machine and if this will really work without being reprogrammed I would be very interested, also if there is a power failure during Travel will the Time clock flash 12:00 to inform me of this, also why did you decided not to use a Flux capacitor.
destroyednz (186 )
4:54 am, Sat 1 Oct
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4:54 am, Sat 1 Oct
Hey Mike, We've been monitoring your auction from our mirror site TradeMe.Mars, and we feel obliged to tell you that those beta version hyper-dimensional resonators can become a little unstable if you set the travel destination beyond about 50 years. You could end up + or - a few hours from where you intended, and if the earth, as you call it, has moved as per normal you could end up a few kilometers under the crust, or else very high up in the atmosphere. Could this be a problem for your purc
geophilus (322 )
8:53 am, Sat 1 Oct
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8:53 am, Sat 1 Oct
Have you solved sub-atomic orbital warp? My Searle -effect based Acme Time 401 went missing along wityh my girlfriend Sam but I glimpsed a snatch of her in "Blow-Up" (1966) The time machine keeps going past in the background disgised as a floral Mini-Moke. Can you help retrieve either or both?
autumn13 (158 )
9:19 am, Sat 1 Oct
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9:19 am, Sat 1 Oct
How much does one of these babies cost in the future? I don't know whether to hold out till the prices come down or not? Cheers.
croftfamily (230 )
9:49 am, Sat 1 Oct
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9:49 am, Sat 1 Oct
Congratulations on inspiring so many potential time travellers. My own version containing similar componentry proved too costly to run as energy was derived from continuously passing a credit card through the slot of the eftpos-type charging converter. Although able to travel forward in time I found myself financially going backwards and regretfully abandoned the project. Have you overcome this problem?
mikem22 (96 )
10:56 am, Sat 1 Oct
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10:56 am, Sat 1 Oct
Seller Comment: Ok checked the Saturday Waikato Times, i am indeed in it, shame its not the cover though.
10:56 am, Sat 1 Oct
this is all becomming very stressfull to me .First I get my time machine stolen when im on a boys night out with napolian(fairly Chubby really)Then I see this one up for auction .I ring np my russian mate Gorby to see if he thinks this one could be mine and the bastard starts bidding on it.So I ring another mate of mine old george and bugger me dead Nasa starts bidding aswell.All I can say now is dont sell it to the russians pleeeeease
buss (176 )
11:59 am, Sat 1 Oct
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11:59 am, Sat 1 Oct
From asecret location in the Buller Gorge I have mined a small amount of Uranium 234, What i need is an uranium enrichment centrifuge, I have contacted the Aotolah but he swears he has none for sale, and Sadams have not come up on trade me yet, If i can locate a UEC then i believe i can solve your power supply problems.
gahedino (86 )
12:01 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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12:01 pm, Sat 1 Oct
What about a board powered by hydrocarbonite, im a dealer in anti-gravity boards and i am very interested in buying this time machine so i can go into the future and buy some Playstation 3's and some xbox 360's come to the past and sell them for heaps making megaloads of profit.
ayzee33 (212 )
12:15 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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12:15 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Does this theory help you finish your Time Machine ? When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning
inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a perpetual motion machine. Adding in the temporal co-efficient o
guym1 (9 )
12:20 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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12:20 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Can you tell me if the time machine has a catalytic convertor as the SPCA outlawed those in the mid 23'rd century and I'de hate to get done by a couple of catscan machines waiting behind the superhighway roadsign for some sucker to go warping past with an illegal moggie convertor ! The fine could be more than the price of the time machine. Meow.
ixplorer1 (225 )
12:27 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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12:27 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Some of the bidding on this auction confuses me. Why would NASA be interested in this auction? This isn't a space craft, it's a friggin Time Machine. I can understand Jason Guns interest with his prediciment (that goes without saying)Some other people just have no idea. Geeks !!!
mrshin (558 )
12:29 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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12:29 pm, Sat 1 Oct
I have mastered the art of jumping down n up rather then jumping up n down, This has defied gravity therefore not actually needing an anti gravity machine, I am willing to teach you this skill personally for the time machine
seasme_street (144 )
12:47 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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12:47 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Seller Comment: I would seem i typed an error earlier, we are indeed on the front page of the Waikato Times. Hope this will add to more serious bidders.
1:01 pm, Sat 1 Oct
I think you are being a little hard on NASA as it is obvious they indeed need the time machine to go back in time to save there space shuttles from a premature ending.After all space shuttles dont grow on trees you know.As for the crew of the space shuttles well they are required back it the good old USA to help clean up from the effects of a the storms they have had.Just between you and me I heard these storms were the results of the Russians testing a new weather machine.
buss (176 )
1:22 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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1:22 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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studio1 (551 )
1:56 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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1:56 pm, Sat 1 Oct
I wish I had seen this before.. you may have been interested in my flying carpet.. I recently lost my M.A.L (Mat Aviation License) due to exceeding the weight to mat ratio.. shouldnt have eaten that last yak burger in Tibet.
crashparrot (103 )
2:16 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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2:16 pm, Sat 1 Oct
You mentioned on a thread on the message board that money raised from this auction will go to a charity. Good on you if you are genuinely donating to a charity, would that be minus the TM fees you will be charged? If this is true, what charity were you looking at? Would you me thinking the SPCA in light of your guinea pig mishaps?
24mitch24 (2348 
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2:32 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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2:32 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Do you think you'll be able to clock the page view counter by the time this auction ends?
squidsquad (165 )
2:37 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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2:37 pm, Sat 1 Oct
This looks suspiciously like my time machine that was stolen from its park outside my home in Dunedin next monday. I am contacting Trademe yesterday to warn them that you will be placing an auction for stolen goods. You can expect a visit from the police last Tuesday unless you return the vehicle within the next 3 minutes. You have been warned!!
shane-0 (41 )
2:53 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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2:53 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Seller Comment: Ahem, Due to the recent publicity a proffessor of quantum physics got in touch to have an inspection of both my therom and the machine. He has confirmed that my theory is fatally flawed, and in fact my machine is just a phone attached to an old computer and an eftpos machine. I am incredilly embarrassed and would like to apologise to everyone who took an interest. As such the Auction will be withdrawn today at 6pm. My sincere apoogies to all the genuine time travellers out there.
Peace out !
4:50 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Hey would you trade it for a 1979 TARDIS? Its all up to date in regards to service history and another question is why didnt you switch to plutonium like the DOLORIAN? seems more efficient as Uranium is hard to find at the warehouse-always sold out.give us a buzz about the trade.TARDIS just had a paintjob and upgraded the FLUX CAPACITOR.yours looks pretty mint though....Newer model?
tfl (371 )
5:20 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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5:20 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Man... Why are you pulling it out? Do you have to? Because it's funny shit... if you are getting taken down by the government or some shit tell them to shove it... everybody knows its not a real time machine and if they are not happy with it being false advertising them they can fuck off
steelboy (21 )
5:28 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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5:28 pm, Sat 1 Oct
Aha, it seems you have a fever, and the only prescription ...is more cowbell.
Thank you.
samgabriel (115 )
6:30 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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6:30 pm, Sat 1 Oct
hey wat happened? Why has this auction becme a joke? i dont kno why people have bidded so much? they are not going to pay and theve just wasted your time!
randompunker (106 )
6:38 pm, Sat 1 Oct
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6:38 pm, Sat 1 Oct