It's bill paying time again and times are tough - therefore I am forced to let go of my most prized possession.

This genuine Garlic Impaled with Plastic Fork is a real beauty. It's been in my possession since I picked up a clove of garlic the other day at the produce store down the road and impaled it with a plastic fork I had lying around - which FYI is more difficult than it looks.

At $1 reserve, what have you got to lose??? Buy a genuine, state of the art Garlic Impaled with Plastic Fork TODAY!!!

I'll even travel to any town or city in New Zealand and personally hand-deliver your Garlic Impaled with Plastic Fork for the low, low price of $200.