This Puppy's a real Doer Upper,
NOT TEDDY...he's my handsome Director,
But the dresser he sits on,
I so need your bids on,
be the next owner,
and renovate this old boner!

Dirty and dusted;
Neglected and busted;
Look at the photos;
Ms Glamourpuss can be trusted;
To tell it like it is;
No rose tinted glasses!


A fine set of pins;
The torn 2 get thrown in;
You can't have the books;
Cos' I need them to cooks.

Borer you ask?
What's a dresser without a past?
Friendly wee mites that don't sting or offend me,
They're only in the backing boards,
the taste must be zingy :)

She's all made of oak,
No veneer for this bespoke,
The era is sturdy,
Sort of Art Deco Edwardy.

This old girl once had class;
Now she's become a pain in the ar..,
Please take it away soon,
I so need the room,
My husbands a bit shirty,
Cos' I tend to collect dirty,
One day I'll buy new...but then I'll probably sell that too!!


MEASUREMENTS...roughly of course :0)
87cm high
1.2 wide (side to side)
47cm deep
legs are 26cm high and 6cm wide at foot
inside frame of Left front cupboard cavity is 24cm sideways x 51cm high
inside frame of right front cupboard cavity is 28cm sideways x 51cm high

PICK UP ONLY FROM ONEHUNGA WITH GOOD ONSITE PARKING or happy to help load if you are sending a carrier.