CAPTURED GHOST, REAL EVIL GHOST FOR SALE!

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for one lucky soul to own an EVIL GHOST.

It was haunting our house, and getting fat, so we had it excercised. The minsiter of the spiritual church had a hard time capturing it, so it is a very strong evil ghost. It was originally captured in a small vial of blue holy water which proved to weak to hold it, as it kept escaping.

The minister then used a bigger bottle, with the more powerful red holy water. It is currently being kept in an old Thriftee bottle quite well. The minister told me that the concentration of red holy water was responsible for weakening the ghost, ensuring that it could not escape by simply floating back out of the bottle.


Please be aware that I do not take responsibility for the actions of the ghost should it be released. It is not a pet. It will not wash your dishes, scrub your floor, mow your lawns or give you a foot rub. It WILL haunt you, stick around and be a complete nuisance. You've been warned!

BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

This ghost is the REAL DEAL GENUINE ARTICLE. IT IS NOT A TOY.