This auction is hosted by Shooters Saloon Bar, 330 New North Road, Kingsland, Auckland. All proceeds will be donated to the Auckland City Mission.

Using the strength of a crowbar, a few hammers and my mighty muscles I managed to strain and heave until eventually tearing these old, retro nails from their house...

Where I cooked up an evil laugh and a few ideas floated around my head, until I decided what to do with such a nail.

My first idea was to throw them off of the belcony onto people walking by.. though of course that is illegal. Tho, the joy...

My second idea, ha, was to simply throw them in the bin... which to be honest would have probably been among the most easiest tasks to do of all my amazing ideas I put such effort into thinking up.

My third, oh my third idea... was to create them as a Charity Auction... Now, I understand... why would anyone in their right mind want a rusty old nail. Exactly. Well, maybe this idea might not be the most successful but hey, you only live once. Lets give it a shot.

All proceeds will go to the Auckland City Mission.

Payment: The Buyer will meet the Seller (Myself) at the Auckland City Mission, where the Buyer will pay the Auckland City Mission the winning price, and the Seller (Myself) will hand the Buyer the three nails from roughly 1820.