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This canvas print is a hilariously perfect gift for the bearded man in your life. This wall art is a tribute to the fact that beardy boys are epic, and so are the rest of their bodies.

Text says:

"I love your beard*"

Then lower down in smaller text "and your penis"

A3 = 297 x 420mm (16.5" x 12.0")

- Our canvas prints are "giclee" prints - PREMIUM, high end photographic art prints NOT cheap reproductions.
- Crisp, clear, and incredibly accurate colours, true greys and deep blacks.
- The semi gloss archival varnish (imported from the USA) on your canvas prints will preserve, enhance and protect them from moisture, abrasion and UV.
- Canvas stretcher bars are clean, straight, NZ sourced and kiln-dried pine. Fixed together with steel V-nails, wood glue (no finger joints) and their corners hand sanded to prevent damage to the canvas wraps.
- Canvas prints are packaged in bubble wrap, sealed with a smile and boxed or wrapped in cardboard (depending on size).
- Printed, stretched & packaged by expert craftsman in Wellington, New Zealand.

Your canvas print will not crack, sag or fade over time.

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  • Store location: North Shore, Auckland, NZ

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