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Official Fart Book
by Ralph Masiello

ISBN: 9781936140497
PUBLISHER: Charlesbridge Publishing,U.S.
FORMAT: Paperback
PAGES: 128
DIMENSIONS: 152mmX178mmX13mm 181grams

A is for anonymous (who's the one who farted?)B is for bloated (watch out...coming soon!)F IS FOR FLATULENCE and...H IS FOR HILARIOUS! You've never seen an ABC book like this before! It's the wickedest, wackiest alphabet ever, all centered around the sound and smell of that always uproarious, occasionally uncontrollable bodily function: the fart. Colorful classic cartoons--including an ever-present ominous green, gassy cloud--bring out all the entertaining fun of Left Cheek Squeak; Noxious (people wearing gas masks); and the Fart and Run Technique. And don't forget "S" for Silent But Deadly! It's even more side-splitting than a whoopee cushion. Just be glad there's no smellovision, though!

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