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Never Give a Duck a Pen!
Author: Chris White

ISBN: 9780956523945
Format: Paperback
Number Of Pages: 190
Published: 31 December 2010
Country of Publication: GB
Dimensions (cm): 19.8 x 12.9 x 1.2
This is Chris White at his very best - a mad journey through the past ten years of Chris' favourite poems such as 'Bitey The Veggie Vampire' and 'Never Put Curry Up Your Nose'. Whatever Chris writes, his unique sense of humour seems to hit the funny bone every time.

Children of all nationalities and cultures seem to have one thing in common - they all like to laugh! Chris White is the king of the belly laugh - you have been warned!

About the Author

Chris White is a writer, illustrator, and poet.

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