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Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
Author: Louis Sachar

Product Details:
ISBN: 9780747589785
Format: Paperback
Pages: 224
Dims: 129 x 129
Pub Date: 05-03-07
Pub Country: United Kingdom
Condition: NEW

'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

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