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Kids' Survival Guide
Author: Susan Berran

ISBN: 9781925520071
Format: Paperback
Number Of Pages: 180
Published: 20 September 2016
Country of Publication: AU
Kids will laugh out loud with the must have kids guide to getting away with stuff. You get home from school and before your bag even hits the floor ...

"Have you got any homework? You're not playing your X-box until ALL your homework's done!" OMG, enough already! Your ball accidentally hits your snotty-nosed little sisters big butt and breaks the TV. Your mum rants at you for the next two hours and finishes with, "And don't blame your little sister - she's just a baby!" Well thanks for pointing that out Mum, I thought that Miss Pong Pants was a sooky, seventy-five year old dwarf with diarrhea.

You ask for pocket-money and suddenly you hear those five terrifying little words ... "When I was your age ..." Your brain goes into instant melt-down. Yeah, yeah I know. When you were my age - six hundred and ninety-eight years ago when you had a dinosaur for a pet and you had to walk to school for thirty-two kilometres in blinding heat with bare feet over broken glass!

Your parents have zillions of these boring lectures to slowly moosh your brain into a cow poop slushie. But its for kids to strike back. My best mate Jared and I are going to ...

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