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Noah Can't Even
Author: Simon James Green

ISBN: 9781407179940
Format: Paperback
Number Of Pages: 320
Published: 1 August 2017
Country of Publication: GB
Dimensions (cm): 19.9 x 12.9 x 2.7
Poor Noah Grimes. His father disappeared years ago, his Beyonce-impersonating mother is an embarrassment, and he's slowly losing his gran to dementia. He only has one friend, Harry, and Noah's geeky inclinations mean that together they're located firmly at the bottom of the social hierarchy. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are interrupted when Harry kisses him at a party.

That's when things go from bad to utter chaos. A madcap coming-of-age (and out!) story sure to have readers cringing and snorting with laughter to the very last page.

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