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The Listies - Ickypedia by Kelly, Matt

ISBN: 9780143308645 PUBLISHER: Puffin FORMAT: Paperback PAGES: 200 PUBLICATION DATE: 23.09.2015 DIMENSIONS: 19.8 x 13.1 x 1.5 centimetres

DESCRIPTION: From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING,** the ICKYPEDIA has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC*** words you've never heard. FRUIN To ruin a perfectly unhealthy snack by adding fruit to it. SPEWTIFUL A beautiful spew. See also POOTIFUL. UDDER PANTS Undies for cows. ICKYPEDIA A disgusting book you should never, ever read. 'It's full of snot, vomit and jokes about flatulence. Children will hate it.' Roald Dull**** 'This is the worst dictionary ever published.' A teacher 'You will actually get stupider by reading this book.' A scientist. 'Delicious!' A donkey. 'The best book ever written!' The Listies, who wrote it. *To burp the alphabet. **Freaking people out by rubbing tinfoil on your teeth. *** Fantastically gross. **** The world's most boring children's author (not be confused with Roald Dahl).

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