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Old Ones are the Best Joke Book Author: Mike Haskins

ISBN: 9781853758577 Format: Hardcover Number Of Pages: 352 Published: 1 December 2014 Country of Publication: GB Dimensions (cm): 19.8 x 12.9 x 2.9 Description: The essential joke-teller's bible, collecting the wisecracks that have made us laugh aloud for decades"A man bumps into a friend as he comes out of the dentist's. "Oh," says the man, "I've just had all my teeth taken out. Never again!"A termite walks into a pub. And the termite asks, "Is the bar tender here?"A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing a pair of see-through cellophane underpants. "Well," says the psychiatrist, "I can clearly see you're nuts."This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, top 10s, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags on all sorts of subjects, all of which have stood the test of time. There's even a section on what makes those in other countries laugh--even the Germans!

About the Author

Mike Haskins is a comedy researcher and writer of books, jokes and sketches. He has written for comedians Smith & Jones, Hale & Pace and Rory Bremner, as well as for the following television and radio shows: Dead Ringers, It's Been a Bad Week, Smack the Pony, Bruiser, TV To Go, The Right Time, Man Stroke W...

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