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The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)
Author: Anna Pulley

ISBN: 9781250072641
Format: Hardcover
Number Of Pages: 160
Published: 19 April 2016
Country of Publication: AU
Dimensions (cm): 18.1 x 13.3 x 1.5
Description:
Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly?The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!), a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.

From lesbian pick-up lines:

Pronounce Annie Proulx's
name correctly-watch lady's
cargo pants fall off.

To icebreaker haiku for first dates:

It has been MANY
years, but I'm not done griping
about The L Word.

To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:

It's like straight sex but
afterwards we ask ourselves,
'We just had sex, right?'

Lesbian sex is
like water polo-no one
really knows the rules.

This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your ...

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