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Don't Arm Wrestle a Pirate
Author: Dave Skinner

ISBN: 9780340951064
Format: Paperback
Number Of Pages: 101
Published: 1 November 2007
Country of Publication: GB
Dimensions (cm): 14.7 x 13.5 x 0.9
Description:
Don't arm-wrestle a pirate. Don't go grouse shooting dressed as a giant grouse. Don't remove a stray eyelash with a vacuum cleaner. Don't claim you're a brain surgeon because 'It seemed like that's what people wanted to hear at the time'.

101 Things Not to Do that will result in severe embarrassment, excruciating pain, untimely death or a wickedly funny book.

About the Author

Dave Skinner is a comedy writer, actor, and comedian who has worked with, among others, Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon, Armando Iannucci, Reeves and Mortimer, Ant & Dec and Richard & Judy.



About the Illustrator

Henry Paker is a cartoonist who is regularly published by Prospect and the Spectator and whose strip, Write Off, runs in the Observer.

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