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A Teen's Guide to Modern Manners
Author: Sam Norman

ISBN: 9781472151452
Format: Hardcover
Number Of Pages: 144
Published: 29 November 2016
Country of Publication: GB
Dimensions (cm): 20.5 x 13.6 x 1.7
Description:
There's little that's been written yet

Concerning teenage etiquette,

So as a sort of useful guide

Some gruesome cases lie inside

Of teenagers who lost their way

And ultimately had to pay.

You'll read about the tragic fate

Of Pete, who couldn't get a date,

And Jen, whose hopes and dreams were quashed,

And James, who staunchly never washed.

This book could be, and no mistake,

The best investment that you make,

So quickly - pluck it from the shelf!

Or suffer some such fate yourself...

About the Author

Sam Norman was born in London in 1995. After spectacularly failing to assert himself on the child prodigy scene, he spent his early teens writing impressively pretentious poetry, mostly in heroic couplets, and the odd novella. He has won various limerick competitions, been listed in the National Theatre Young Playwriting Competition, and won the Stephen Spender Prize for Poetry in Translation in 2014. He i...

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