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Published by Trumpet of Puffin of the Penguin Group, UK & elsewhere in 1996. This stiff card cover 64 page copy is in top order- no marks seen- has a few cartoon style line drawings to illustrate the text- most suitable for the younger set.
About this title-
This takes no time at all to read
You're done in half an hour
It shows how far a man will go
to prove he has some power

To win the love of Mrs. S.
He pulls a clever ruse
If he can make her tortoise grow
He knows she won't refuse

Tortoises with matching shells
He plays his clever game
It takes an awful lot of work
To win his dizzy dame

ESIO TROT (spelled backwards please)
Gets larger as he'd said
And when he even shrinks it down
He gets inside her head

The moral of this leery tale's
"All's fair in love and war"
If you really want your lady's heart
Then it's worth cheating for

ISBN 0 590 03178 3
Collect or NZ Post $2.
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