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The (im)perfect girlfriend - Lucy-Anne Holmes

From the author of 50 ways to find a lover.

NEW. Purchased at NZD 28.99. In excellent condition.

Story:
We kissed until it became necessary to stop so that we could breathe, by which time my lips were so swollen it looked like I'd been pleasuring a brillo pad. We grinned at each other again and I felt the urge to utter something brilliantly intellectual. 'Have I mentioned that I'm hopelessly in love with you?'

Actress Sarah Sargeant has finally landed the perfect boyfriend. But as she leaves London for L.A, Sarah finds herself morphing from the perfect girlfriend, baby-voicing 'I love you's, into a nutty one who throws phones and screams a lot.

Where did it all go wrong? Was it the photo of a semi-naked ex-girlfriend doing a downward dog she found in her boyfriend's Filofax? Or maybe it's the steamy sex scene she films with the handsomest man in the world, ever.

Laugh-out-loud funny and brutally honest, The (Im)Perfect Girlfriend is the story of one woman's search for her happy ever after. It is a novel that firmly establishes Lucy-Anne Holmes as one of the best writers of romantic comedy today.

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  • Seller location: Auckland City, Auckland, NZ

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