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"Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." Frank Sinatra.

"Keep Calm and Carry On" has been leaking its way into the public eye words from a World War Two government poster slogan that have proven helpful in these modern stressful times. Now that weve absorbed the message, its about time somebody lampooned it.

Stepping up to the challenge is this little handy book, featuring bad advice for good people. This book is pocket sized, so you can easily carry a wise words of drunk wisdom with you everywhere you go.

Full of quotations from celebrities and great minds, youll learn that life isnt quite as simple as "Keep Calm and Carry On".

Seriously, its time to grab a drink.

Features:

160 pages of quotes. Hardbound pocket-sized book. One quote per page, printed large. Perfect small gift for a daily laugh.

Dimensions: 14 x 10 x 2cm.

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