The Story of Tana, Masoe and the Handbag

My story is about the night Masoe was struck with a handbag by Tana Umanga in the Jolly Poacher.

I delivered the pizza, I made the cheesecake, I messed with the toaster to trick JJ into thinking her toast was a sign, I saw Tana playfully hit Masoe with the handbag and even though I probably look like someone in the video security footage because of it's grainy texture...I'm not.

All I want is for everyone to know the real truth behind all this madness.

So if you want the truth behind all this..then bid for me because I want to try become rich aswell. I am going to tell you that all my proceeds will go to a charity even though they won't.

P.s. In 6 months time a $22000 handbag and phone won't be worth stuff all, and my million dollar story wont either because nobody will care.