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Farts: A Spotter's Guide
by Crai Bower

ISBN: 9780811866095
PUBLISHER: Chronicle Books
FORMAT: Hardback
PAGES: 24
PUBLICATION DATE: 13.12.2008
DIMENSIONS: 209mmX163mmX18mm 358grams

DESCRIPTION:
Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. "Farts: A Spotter's Guide" will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. In the spirit of the famous and bestselling "Fart Machine" (No 2), this hilarious book features an attached battery powered fart machine that accurately reproduces ten common wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The text describes the habitat, range, voice, and 'field marks' of each emanation, and grossly hip 2-colour illustrations by The Fudge Factory's Travis Millard depict the offenders and offenders in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

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