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Farter's Survival Guide

Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781782434603
Author(s): Bruno Vincent
Format: Paperback
Year: 2015
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd
Dimensions: 129 x 12 x 198 (w x l x h)
Pages: 192

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Most of us have experienced moments of wind-based humiliation we'd prefer to forget. This light-hearted survival guide for the digestively challenged will provide you with all you need to know about dealing with such mortifying occasions. In hilarious farting scenarios, from the standard wedding-day guff to the not-so-ordinary operating-theatre explosion, you will be offered three courses of action: the sane route, the more adventurous option and the kamikaze approach. Interspersed with these, you will also find chapters packed with fascinating and absolutely true farting facts, proverbs and 'words of windsdom' from around the world. The unapologetic guffer can also test their life skills in two different fartventures of equally humiliating proportions to see if they can emerge unscathed from potentially life-changing situations threatened by a desperate need for a colossal blow-off. At the end of this guide there is also a beautifuly illustrated game of Big Trumps to be played - pit yourself against your friends to collect society's farting superheroes.
Highly entertaining, The Farter's Survival Guide is the perfect gift to publicly shame the culpably flatulent, and essential reading for all aficionados of this varied and most natural form of expression.

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