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Crap CVs

Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781405918671
Author(s): Jenny Crompton
Format: Paperback
Year: 2014
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Dimensions: 131 x 15 x 178 (w x l x h)
Pages: 224

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Application for Employment I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager. Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate. Crap CVs is a hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable, including overly-honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, mortifying personal revelations, awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, self-aggrandizing gibberish, blatant truth-twisting and, of course, outright lies.

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