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1001 Funniest Things Ever Said
Author: Steven Price

ISBN: 9781599211954
Format: Paperback
Number Of Pages: 352
Published: 1 April 2010
Country of Publication: US
Dimensions (cm): 17.5 x 15.4 x 2.3
Description:
Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone.

There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue from favourite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups.

Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery."-Rita Rudner

"I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto."-Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe

"I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died."-Malcolm Forbes

"The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could...

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