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I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. Rita Rudner.

"Keep Calm and Carry On" has been leaking its way into the public eye words from a World War Two government poster slogan that have proven helpful in these modern stressful times. Now that weve absorbed the message, its about time somebody lampooned it.

Stepping up to the challenge is this little handy book, featuring timely advice for a milestone birthday. This book is pocket sized, so you can easily carry your own personal guide to growing older disgracefully. And all the while, you'll be laughing so hard you won't even notice how many candles are on your cake!

Full of quotations from celebrities and great minds, youll learn that life is all about excuses, shrugging your shoulders, blowing out the candles and keeping calm.

Keep Calm You're Only 40 features:

160 pages of quotes. Hardbound pocket-sized book. One quote per page, printed large. Perfect small gift for a daily laugh.

Dimensions: 10 x 14.5 x 2cm.

Prices: All prices are in New Zealand dollars ($NZD),

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