Super Hero in disguise costume

Thats right, not only do you get a pair of SUPER HERO onsies AND most excellent size 8 Rocky Slippers you also get SUPER POWERS The first time I tried the suit on I travelled 5km's and only took about 20 steps - HONEST, and I have witnesses to prove it!

Don't be deceived by the cool and calm look of these as they also come with a really big bonus - SUPER POWERS and thats why I've had to disguise myself because when you wear these, if a girl looks in your eyes then thats it - shes hooked and will want to spend the rest of her life looking after you!

I heard, and it hasn't actually been confirmed, that a girl once got pregnant by just looking at this SUPER HERO costume!

Our Super Hero needs to sell his costume that I've so carefully modelled for you because he's outgrown it, and to raise funds for charity, in fact all our pyjama wearing super heros (see www.nbb.org.nz) are auctioning there costumes for charity, and its really important that I raise the most because if I don't I will not win a pink tassle immunity card and don't you think that wearing the onsies in public for a start was embarassing enough?

There is nothing scarier to a grown man than the thought of pink tassles on his bike so please help me from suffering hideous nightmares and long-term mental scarring (although seeing Glenn in a pink nightie almost tipped me over the edge) by making my auction the winner.

And as a bonus, when the bidding hits $50 I'll remove the strip from my face to even further embarrass myself.

Please help - I am pleading for the sake of my sanity, my children, my childrens children, your children, the Easter Bunny, my charity, and most of all because I have to beat auction 286430498