Man-tastic gift for Father’s Day.

Got that fussy father in your life that’s just too hard to buy for?

Is his socks and undies drawer overflowing with uninspiring gifts?

Does he complain of a sore bum from sitting on inferior crates with no cushion? And is he always losing track of time in the garage because he doesn’t have a manly clock to look at?

Look no further. No man cave/garage is complete without a crate seat. Be the talk of the street with the best kiwi beer crate seat on offer. Sure to get the grunt of approval.

Ergonomically designed for the kiwi bum. So fancy in fact, you may want it in your lounge!

When reclined from tool box mode to seat mode, the crate becomes a comfy seat with a high quality smooth brush metal finish bottle opener. Finally someone put the two together! No more using two bottles, keys, teeth, the edge of a bench or your eye socket. No no no, with this elegant seat, those methods are a thing of the past.

It looks different to a normal crate I hear you mutter? You better believe it’s different! No more gaps in the crate means no more losing stuff.

Because all men are romantic this also acts as a picnic basket and so much more. So it’s a tool box, a comfy seat, a bottle opener, a magazine rack, a foot stool, a cat carrier, and a picnic basket? Believe it.

And the clock? Yes you are bidding on the crate clock also. It’s easy to kick those pesky mates out that hang around and sit on your crate seat by pointing to this sweet crate clock and saying “bout time you went home aye”. Now because it’s one of those flash modern clocks with no numbers they probably won’t question you and leave. With “ABC” written all over the face, this clock would not look out of place in the nursery. It ticks all the boxes. No pun intended, because it has sweeping movements.

Both the seat and clock have been finished with Tung Oil. Fancy aye. And that cushion is also custom…my wife made it!

Pick up is in Beachlands, but I'm flexible in South Auckland.