Perpetual Motion Generator

This generator literally defies the first two laws of thermodynamics

Previously thought by scientists of the past and present, a generator such as this is impossible to create.
But here I have the impossible
**This generator is as real as any ghost in a bottle!

The basic principle of the device is that it generates energy from essentially nothing, giving the user unlimited free energy (literally violating the law of conservation of energy)

The design is really very simple, it uses a flux capacitor from an old DeLorean to 'snatch' energy from the surroundings and change it to useful energy i.e. powering a 'proton-pack' - a nuclear accelerator which fires a proton stream that polarizes with the negatively charged energy of a ghost allowing it to be held in the stream while active.

There is no easy way to describe how the generator actually works. Sort of like, I guess, there's no way to describe how one can catch ghosts in a bottle of 'blue?' 'holy water'

This is not a scam; you will truly be able to power your house with this (forever)

***Proceeds from this auction will ACTUALLY be donated to the SPCA***

I also have available:
-a prototype wheel-barrow that is capable of space travel
-a pen that can alter the space-time continuum
-goggles that allow you to see captured ghost ectoplasm

Sorry if I am slow to respond to questions, I am currently on holiday travelling through time, but should be back some time last week

Key words: You're all a bunch of idiots for believing utter bs and should all be ashamed of yourselves