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Mini MOLLY THE MINI 1976

  • Reserve met Reserve met 
  • Closed: Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:32 pm
Listing #: 458137340
Features: Alloy wheels
My name is Molly and I'm looking for a new home.

The sound of my engine at full noise strikes fear into the hearts of V8s and converts devout athiests to religion. I turn heads like Kermit the frog riding a chariot made of bacon being drawn by the lovechild of a unicorn and a dragon through a showroom of baby grand pianos, while engulfed in flames.

I'm loved by the ladies. Wherever I go, I'm greeted by smiles, waves, cheers, and/or full frontal nudity. My driver took me to an abandoned lot, when suddenly a most beautiful brunette and her photographer (all the prettiest women have photographers in their retinue) turned up and started taking photos. She was all over me, touching my bumper, climbing on my bonnet.... I had a great view up her dress!!! Naturally my driver was quite pleased about this, and while he was distracted trying to get her number and fight off the onlookers, I smuggled the photos for my own use.

I love the open road, and I can go so fast that I pass parked cars as if they were standing still, sometimes fast enough that it seems they are going in the opposite direction. In the later case they often see me coming and get pull to the other side of the road just to let me through. This congestion-easing technology is just one of the many benefits you could soon be enjoying. In fact, my driver likens the sensation of being behind my wheel to being the Black Stig winning the Hamilton 400 whilst riding Phar Lap across the flight deck of the USS Enterprise as it passes through a time warp simultaneously launching A10s. This dichotomy of hyperbole illustrates the power and beauty I am rightfully reputed to have.

So, if you want to see what it's like to meet the closest thing to a unigon (that dragoncorn thing I mentioned earlier), come pay me a visit and lets get to know each other. Who knows, I just might like you.

Love, Molly

Shipping details

  • $200.00  Delivery to Auckland
  • Seller allows pick-ups
  • Seller location: Bulls, Manawatu, NZ

Payment details

  • NZ bank deposit
  • Cash

About the seller

  • 100% positive feedback
  • Member since Jul 2004

Closes: Thu 29 Mar, 10:32 pm. 2012 This auction used auto-extend.