Finally, after 3 long years, I have been given the green light to sell my husbands magnificent purebred prize winning cock.

Faithful to morning rises and persistent flirting and strutting, I have to reluctantly admit that he is a big hit with the ladies - not to mention fertile. He seems to have taken a special shine to me, as he puts in an honest attempt every time I am within reach. I have had to stop going near him.

To prove a point about his splender, my husband insisted that we show his cock, to get a fair market evaluation. He has participated in the Canterbury A&P Show two years running, claiming Champion in Group on his first outing. To my horror, my husband proudly asks any new visitors to our home if they would like to see the best cock in Christchurch. His second show produced Reserve Champion in breed, but given he was only beaten by a girl, apparently he is still officially the best cock in Christchurch.

Apparently he is an excellent specimen - they all look the same to me, so I couldn't possibly comment.

If you would like to view my husbands cock, he is entered in the Canterbury A&P Show again this year - you will find him in the petting zoo area (cage number available soon). If you value your dignity, dont try to touch him - he has a wicked sense of humour and will get you when you least expect it!

Purebred Brown Leghorn, 3yrs. Light breed. NOT for eating.