Brain Band (RARE)
Listing #: 1184530187
New Plymouth, Taranaki, NZ
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Have you been looking for the ultimate addition to your home or workplace? Do you just need that extra shine, that splash of colour, that finishing touch? Don't you want that special, unique, one-of-a-kind thing that will just go that much further? Then I bring you a rubber band, made out of 99.99% rubber. But that's not it! It's also made out of 0.01% frontal lobe. This band thinks, always calculating how much it can stretch and how fast it can do it and if its going to snap. That's right. This band hardly ever snaps, because it stops stretching when it thinks it's about to snap. Thats why I like to call it Brain Band.This is also the stretchiest band in the world. It can stretch Four hundred metres before its 0.01% frontal lobe kicks in. Thats ten brachiosauruses all lined up head to tail! This Brain Band also has feelings. Don't be surprised, of course a band with with 0.01 frontal lobe has feelings. You have to make it a nice room and tuck it in bed every night, and read it a bedtime story. Oh, and make sure you don't read it the same one over and over again, because then it might get sad. It also likes mint ice cream and jelly with passion fruit sauce in a fancy cup with a cherry and a wafer. This is a great opportunity to make a new friend. You need to buy this, we all need to buy this. Authentic makeup, antique stripes, and a whole world of opportunities. Just think of what you could do with this amazing Brain Band, this spectacular Brain Band, this fantastic possibility creating Brain Band. Do you want this? I know that I sure do. But this Brain Band could be yours, that's right; yours, for a very special price. Only catering for your needs, this once-in-a-lifetime offer will only go once. Take the chance, cause if you don't, you'll never be able to live with yourself not trying to acquire this rare breed of band. Come on, you know you want it, you know you need it, so start bidding, and pray that your wallet is bottomless, because you're gonna' need it, and it will so be worth it. (No refund.)
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