The Transmogrification of John Key
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Dunedin, Otago, NZ
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New Zealand Prime Minister, John Key, has performed many miracles since he became a disciple of the Almighty Dollar! King Key has roasted the leprous Labour Party, tossed the unholy Greens and made a butter-chicken out of the anti-Key, Kim Dotcom. His majesty has made all our lives safer and more secure through his unstinting efforts to help the GCSB(Government Communications Security Bureau) to spy on all of our seditious phone calls and emails. He has sold off the annoying and profitable public energy companies and led the sensible charge to expand mining activities in our dormant National Parks and unproductive ocean. And our mighty leader has championed the power of corporate might and right with his unwavering support for the awesomely enfranchising Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement. Emboldened by Mr Key's utter magnificence the agit-prop group, Toothfish Posters, has commissioned house artist Dojo Zen to paint an iconic portrait of the man in oil on board (254 x 203cm). A poster version of this deeply spiritual work is currently gracing the walls of the windy Capital City. The painting comes unframed and is signed on the back by both Dojo Zen and the creature known as Toothfish. Hail the dollar and Bless the Cash!
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