Now I'm not saying Satan himself made it, but he definitely inspired it. Picture this You've been at work, a long wholesome day providing for your family like the lovely chap you are, and you volunteer to do the grocery shopping on the way home to give the old lady a break, pretty nice of you right. So you're journeying through the store trying to decifer the riddle that is the shopping list. "Meat"… yes but what sort. "Lunch stuff"... Well I guess we're all starving this week then. And when you get to "breakfast stuff" your eyes alight on your childhood friend, Vegemite, but you don't notice the insidious green band lurking around the top. So home you go, and away in the pantry it goes. Now the next day you wake up, and make yourself some toast, and butter it, apply Vegemite, you take a bite and bam! Your taste buds are sent straight to hell. It is truly heinous and satanic. Worst stuff I've ever tasted. So I'm passing it on to someone who either likes Satan or enjoys suffering, all the best to you, as it now lurks in my pantry and at night I swear I hear it whispering mean things. Please help Can come with a small vial of holy water and a Bible for in case the evil takes root. I genuinely do not believe it is safe for human consumption but the Vegemite people ensure me it is

Postscript : Received a call from the household survey people, and they were asking questions like do you have a meal with meat or veges at least once a week, and it hit me that this was the reality for some families and for some parents, that have to choose between feeding themselves and their children. I am blessed that the closest I've come is when my toddler wants my food and his :) With the proceeds from this sale, I will make up bags of food, and distribute them to our local food bank and kindergartens so that families who need it can have it, and hopefully offset the evil unleashed