50% of winning bid to go to Gumboot Friday charity

Two years ago, on a warm but whimsical summer evening, I was strolling past my local merchant located in a back alley of a long forgotten neighbourhood . I happened to see he had a small golden safe marked ‘not for sale’. Curiosity got the better of me and I proceeded to make my enquiries. Over the course of the next seven weeks I visited aforementioned merchant and coerced him into showing me what was inside the box. He was finally beaten down and showed me. The holy grail. Perhaps the last one in existence. The greatest energy drink of all time.

The following three months involved a heavy bartering process. We finally reached a deal in which I traded the following items

1x graded pokemon card 3x lemons 1x 1989 Honda Civic (registered but not warranted) 24 x tui beer 2 x tins cat food 4 hours of lawn mowing And $12.50 in nzd

It has been kept in a cool dark area for the last two years and is currently in my fridge chilling for its new owner.

It is chilling so spectacularly that all my other beverages are jealous and I have to find it a new home.

$1 reserve takes it to its new home Enjoy