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The pearfect booty doesn’t exist.... till now. Prepear yourself for the perfect fruity tooty booty.

At first this may appear like a regular fruit, but this thicc pear is very round and voluptuous, some might even call it pear-shaped.

I would love it to go to a safe pear of hands. It has been pear reviewed by my colleagues who agree that it is 100 pearcent pear-bottomed.

Please note there is a one of a kind, you cannot purchase a pear of these.

Please share this listing around and pear pressure your friends to donate.

As pear usual for interesting fruit and veges here on Trade Me, 100% of proceeds will go towards a charity - I have chosen endometriosis as this as an illness that affects me pearsonally, and also can have detrimental affect on bowels.



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Destination & descriptionPrice
To be arrangedN/A
Pick-up available from Wellington City, WellingtonFree

This seller is located in Wellington City, Wellington

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Cash, NZ Bank Deposit

Questions & Answers (55)

  • Is it squishy or firm?jen358(45)11:15 am, Thu, 17 OctShe’s a firm one, but I doubt that will still be the case in a weeks time 🙊🙈katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Hey there. Do you know if this is the keister variety? . Also does it have a best before date . Either way it would apear to a sweet one 🍐.mrtimo(56)01:04 pm, Thu, 17 OctSorry, there is no sticker on this pear, it’s a bare pear bottom. It was fresh in our work fruit bowl yesterday morning, it’s a bit underripe for my liking, I like my pears soft and juicy 🍐katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Seller added 3 photosSeller comment Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • by itself or does it come as a pair...toshh(314)01:14 pm, Thu, 17 OctAs per the description, it’s a one of a kind and does not come as a pair. 🍐🍐 But it does have two cheeks 🙈katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Damn she THICmichaelp7572(20)02:06 pm, Thu, 17 OctThey’ll need to rename Apple Bottom Jeans to Pear Bottom Jeans, and also recall the usage of the peach emoji as the bum fruit as it appears the pear the real winner here 🍑🍑🍐🍐katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • 😍😍😍😍michaelp7572(20)02:14 pm, Thu, 17 Oct🍐😍🍐😍katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Thank you all bidders for your pearseverence, it is much appearciated 😉Seller comment Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • This is awesome! Passed on to Stuff, such a grape cause.greateft(97)02:22 pm, Thu, 17 OctThanks! I’m all about raising awareness for endometriosis, it’s more than just bad peariods! I hope they pearcieve this as good quality content ☺️katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Definitely! I have a couple of friends and an ex-girlfriend who are afflicted, its horribly debilitating at its worst. Doesn't get nearly enough understanding or attention!greateft(97)02:28 pm, Thu, 17 Oct1 in 10 women are affected by it! Crazy that it’s that common but receives no funding! It can be very pearsistant coming back for many after multiple surgeries and can cause pearmenent damage. Hopefully this can peark up some of us who have it and bring a smile to their faces :)katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Is this just one or are there a pair of themgrantb3(60)02:51 pm, Thu, 17 OctHi Grant, there is only one! Pearhaps you can look out for another in the supermarket :)katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • I want to eat it 😄warstrike(6)04:59 pm, Thu, 17 OctThat is a pearsonal choice, you’ll have to get bidding if you want to pearform such a thing!katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • It's a perry good cause.brian.r(122)05:18 pm, Thu, 17 OctIt is indeed! Hopefully this can pearsuade some change and raise awareness :)katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Hi, I didn't know what this was so I went to and learnt about it. so good job already for creating an awareness. I was a bit surprised in the text on the site it said and I quote"Many doctors use ENZ as their resource because our information is peer reviewed."saafen(641)06:48 pm, Thu, 17 OctI’m so glad to hear that! It’s so common that I bet you know someone who has it! They might not even know themselves as it takes invasive surgery to diagnose which many can’t afford, which means many go for years suffering without knowing why! It pearplexes me that we don’t do more about it! I am thrilled to hear the information is pear reviewed 🍐👩🏽‍⚕️katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Seller added 5 photosSeller comment Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Close inspection reveals the need for a bit of a wipe. Have you toilet trained this otherwise gorgeous 🍐?klaatu(294)06:58 pm, Thu, 17 OctUnfortunately we were out of toilet pearper, I was wondering what the pearculiar smell was...katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Pearnographic. Plain and simple. 🍐mrtimo(56)07:37 pm, Thu, 17 OctI hope no pearverts see this 🙈katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Seller added 2 photosSeller comment Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • They may end up in the can 🍐🌽mrtimo(56)08:25 pm, Thu, 17 Oct😂😂😂katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • Those close up shots though 😂😂😂jmike_222(73)08:27 pm, Thu, 17 OctPearfection 🍐katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • I need a break from the internet lmao😂😂🤦‍♂️dt4297(1)10:07 pm, Thu, 17 OctOr to break the internet? 🙈katy-nz(29)• Thursday, 17 October 2019
  • I came across this video a while ago, I have a friend who is also suffering from endometriosis. If you're interested to take a look, here is the link: pm, Thu, 17 Oct
  • I'm loving the comments 😂😂cgarratt1604(7)06:01 am, Fri, 18 OctThese pear puns have stripped me to the corekaty-nz(29)• Friday, 18 October 2019
  • The eyes are similar to Evita Pearon and Pears Morgan.🍐🍐mrtimo(56)07:05 am, Fri, 18 OctThey must be from the same family tree 🍐katy-nz(29)• Friday, 18 October 2019
  • This is awesome 😂😂😂cgarratt1604(7)07:23 am, Fri, 18 OctPlease bid and share! For a great cause :)katy-nz(29)• Friday, 18 October 2019
  • Hi, I'm Dr. Pierre Pearshaip, this just might be the pear-reviewed pear I'm looking for. 😁bob1221(5)07:23 am, Fri, 18 OctHi Pierre, thank you for your question! I think you’ll find this pear has a lot pearsonality and despite being pearishable, I think it will be peartinant to your studies 👨🏻‍⚕️🍐katy-nz(29)• Friday, 18 October 2019
  • Thats not even a THICC, Has no CHUNKave_satanas78(12)08:47 am, Fri, 18 OctChonk is in the eye of the beholder 😍😂katy-nz(29)• Friday, 18 October 2019
  • My ex had endometriosis. Her menstrual pain was crippling and unbearable. I remember her not wanting to see a doctor because she did not want to hear the "bad news". And now 12 years later she was told she couldn't have children. I wish I did more for her. Good luck with the auction and for raising awareness.warstrike(6)09:32 am, Fri, 18 OctThanks for sharing! So sorry to hear that. Unfortunately even when you talk to doctors, there’s an average of 7 years to be diagnosed because doctors are so uneducated about the illness and so patients are often mis-diagnosed or just told that bad period pain is normal! Thanks for your support, please share this listing so we can raise awareness :)katy-nz(29)• Friday, 18 October 2019
  • And you know what's worse? An employer who does not understand that this is a real thing.warstrike(6)09:55 am, Fri, 18 OctThat’s horrible! That’s why we need to raise awareness and end the stigma around women’s health :)katy-nz(29)• Friday, 18 October 2019
  • It ap-pears to be fine but ap-pearaces can be deceiving so a little ap-pear-hensive,, good luck in your action _pete661(734)12:34 pm, Fri, 18 OctI can assure that it’s in pearfect condition! 🍐🥰katy-nz(29)• Friday, 18 October 2019
  • Next builders will be auctioning their buttcrack shots :/jonsplants(62)01:33 pm, Fri, 18 Oct
  • I’ve seen better 👀8chico8(160)03:28 pm, Fri, 18 Oct
  • Damncolin_2001(8)04:54 pm, Fri, 18 Oct
  • What a fantastic cause. I've heard that endometriosis can be as painful as pearitonitis!violet.11(409)05:49 pm, Fri, 18 Oct
  • I’m no expert but I think this one may have gone a bit pear shaped.madeng_nz(121)07:01 pm, Fri, 18 Oct
  • That’s made my day loljamie318(299)07:42 pm, Fri, 18 Oct
  • When did trade me turn to straight entertainmenttexas23(170)08:36 pm, Fri, 18 Oct
  • Oh my, these pearvocative images have had quick the affect on me! Is she a prude or more on the pearmiscuous side? I do have a thing for pear-shaped pears, yum!dennycranne(45)09:10 pm, Fri, 18 Oct
  • Good on you for doing this. I wish you all the best for this auction. Hope you raise a lot of money and well done for raising awareness of such a disabling painful condition.vladdie(260)04:44 am, Sat, 19 Oct
  • Seen to have gone pear shapedsailor2017(60)07:59 am, Sat, 19 Oct
  • On all appearances this pear appears to be peariodically correctmikeypatt(83)10:06 am, Sat, 19 Oct
  • I like big butts and I cannot lie... :-)falcon551(1340)10:26 am, Sat, 19 Oct
  • Lol, funny comments :)annmarie.colyns(780)09:40 am, Sun, 20 Oct
  • We have established that it is thicc, but would you take it a step further to say that it is dummy thicc?napalm350z(188)11:33 am, Sun, 20 Oct
  • Is this pear edible? 🍐drwhovian(70)11:54 am, Sun, 20 Oct
  • Very hard core way of raising money, hope no one gets the piprich216(72)01:57 pm, Sun, 20 Oct
  • 🍑🍐🍑tendoma(0)03:05 pm, Sun, 20 Oct
  • She got me sweatin, I'm about to pearishsabaton(5)06:46 pm, Sun, 20 Oct
  • Is this an Original Budweiser Pear??. AKA This Butts For U.lesmond(327)07:19 pm, Sun, 20 Oct
  • I see you haven't got to othe BOTTOM of its q&a's. I like that this is a very tasteful auction :) Is the best bite the bottom or the top?antze(542)09:48 pm, Sun, 20 Oct
  • Which supearmarket did it come from?filmos(783)05:51 am, Mon, 21 Oct
  • This item apears to be small and pearfectly formedfilmos(783)03:00 pm, Mon, 21 Oct
  • I like em big, I like em chunky.colin_2001(8)08:03 pm, Mon, 21 Oct
  • Looks like it’s had some diarrhoea going ongowgirl(120)01:15 pm, Tue, 22 Oct
  • We'll need a Pearamedic in a weeks time.russell_petaia(27)02:21 pm, Wed, 23 Oct
  • Loser.terri01(803)01:53 am, Thu, 24 Oct

Big booty pear $1 reserve proceeds will be a donation to Endometriosis NZ

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Reserve met •

Closed: Thu 24th Oct, 9:35am
Seller located in Wellington City, Wellington
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