PLEASE NOTE: This auction started out as a joke, just to put a little joy into people's lives. I've decided to convert it to a real auction, with all proceeds going to St John Ambulance service in Wellington.

Keep this in mind when you bid - if you make the final bid, you get the foil and St John's gets the cash!! I will get St John to send you the receipt.

I will attempt to keep up the funny answers for the week. Please keep questions G-rated.

ENJOY!

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This is an almost complete 50m roll of military grade tin foil. Partially used because I made a hat last time I was interviewed on the radio. Probably about 47 metres left.

The foil is normally part of military field kits, and is EMF certified to protect against quantum discharge devices, LRAD, and EMF pulse weapons.

The manufacturing process uses a special quantum molecular alignment technique that ensures that the foil won't fail in normal field use.

This protection is not something you'll get with foil purchased at your local supermarket.

Strictly cash only, no refunds.

I will deliver to a protest site anywhere in NZ for an additional $2,000, provided I am allowed to wear a mask when doing so.