Enjoy a glass of scotch with me - Rob Muldoon, the best Prime Minister this damn country ever had - at Saint John's Bar on Wellington's waterfront. I've recently come back from the grave to haunt some of the buffoons who are still around and to do what I do best: heckle.

As an intangible ghost it can sometimes get quite lonely drinking by oneself. Admittedly you won't be able to see me, but I'll be there in spirit & conversing with you the whole time via twitter.

I want to get some lucky person out there Thinking Big about this country and to sit down and have a normal conversation again. Of course over my favourite beverage: scotch.

All proceeds from the auction will be given to the Red Cross's Canterbury Earthquake Appeal

http://www.redcross.org.nz/donate?ad=652

Conditions The winner must be able to come to Saint John's bar on the evening of Friday 24 September. Exact time will be advised once you've won the auction. The winner must have a glass of scotch. The winner must be able to bring some form of electronic device to communicate through twitter as it is the only way I can communicate with the living. The winner must be comfortable with ectoplasm, as I tend to get a bit messy after a few rounds.

If you miss out on the glass of scotch you can follow our conversation on my Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/robmuldoon

Good luck heh heh heh