Look guys, we feel sorry for you really. I mean we are having a fantastic summer here too, but we have space, and beaches we can ride bikes to and rivers we can play in. So given you are all stuck in a traffic bound city, with no space to move, no air to breath, I'm going to offer up my beat up old fan to ease your woes.

Mortgage a few cms of your section to fund it, and this evantair floor fan can be all your once you pay for shipping as well.