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Everyone has wanted to squeeze Trump at one point or another (both hands around his neck, anyone?).

Well, now you can squeeze the sh#t out of him - literally! - with the Pooing Donald Trump Keyring! Squeezing this squishy Trump is ever-so-satisfying: watch as gooey brown rubber oozes out from his behind.

This squishy rubber keyring is designed in the image of the tweeter-in-chief, complete with questionable comb-over, ill-fitting suit, and his hand up in the air pledging allegiance to The United States of America.

You've listened to sh#t pour out of his mouth for a good solid year; now, squeeze away your stresses and watch the sh#t come out the other end!


  • Squeeze & he poos!
  • Sh#tty, just like the real deal!
  • Satisfyingly squishy
  • Carry him with you everywhere


  • Dimensions: 2 (L) x 3.5 (W) x 6.5 (H) cms

Material: Rubber

  • Ages: 3 and above. Not suitable for children 3 years and under due to choking hazard

PLEASE NOTE: Purchasing this item may incur NZ customs import duties. Find out more at

DELIVERY: Please allow 5-10 business days for postage.



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