(Dad I found a rock, mate thats not a rock) Hi I am Pacey and age 8 Me and dad walked to the park on day two of level 4 lock down it was wet but the sun made a small rainbow that looked like it ended at the end of the park, Dad this to run over to find the pot of gold from a little leprechaun I told dad they's no gold but I found a cool green rock thats glowing Dad told me to drop it quick he thinks its a leprechauns turd it is warm I this but you this leprechauns are little and this crap is big and heavy,he laughed I asked dad if i can take it home to show mum, he this yes but I will have to wash my hands when I get home(bugger not again) I this to dad mum can help she knows a lot about crap, she told nana she listens to you talking about it every day after work, he did not laugh we got home dad told me to wash my hands and hes going to talk to mum about her phone calls with nana I can not say it is officially from a leprechaun (is here an expert on leprechaun turds) but it is pretty cool(now)and hard All the money I make from this I will give to mum and dad because mum said to dad in three weeks we are going to be in the crap, I do not thick we need more crap, just more rainbows and a light at the end of the tunnel and maybe a pot of gold for me and for you Before I go who do you thick should own this thing? Dad this the successful guy from amazon jeff something and mum this the TVone breakfast morning crew, my brother this someone in a office to scare the crap out of the cleaners at night Who do you thick? Thanks from pacey look after oneanother