SATURDAY NIGHT'S TEST MATCH ALL BLACK'S VS IRELAND STREAKER'S BIKINI UP FOR AUCTION:

AS A CONSEQUENCE OF MY BIKINI PARADE OF BAD BEHAVIOUR WITH TAKING TO THE RUGBY FIELD IN MY TINSI WINSI GREEN AND BLACK RIPCURL BIKINI IN THE FREEZING COLD, I DISRUPTED THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF THE 1ST 2006 TEST MATCH RESULTING IN BEING DRAGGED OFF THE FIELD BY SECURITY GUARDS, LOCKED IN A POLICE PADDY WAGON <IN MY BIKINI ONLY> AND GOT LOCKED UP, FINGER PRINTED AND PHOTOGRAPHED AND A CRIMINAL RECORD.

AS A RESULT MY BIKINI IS UP FOR SALE TO ASSIST IN PAYING FOR MY COURT FINES AND COSTS.

COME ON PEOPLE HELP ME OUT!

Please note: This bikini HAS been washed

Also included in this auction will be a signed copy of the newspaper article as proof that this is the actual bikini.