Rad things do not come any more rad than a TRAX windsurfer. Just look at it's awesomeness.

This was my Uncle Soren's first board which he used in the '80's to pull heaps of hot '80s chicks. (like the ones on Aerobics OZ-style) You should have seen him it was amazing. Sometimes he had to stand up and shake them all off like a wet dog so he could walk without being smothered.

When I pulled the TRAX out of the garage to take photos of it some hot 80's chicks just turned up out of nowhere. It was weird but it proved this thing's definitely still got it. They taught me some aerobics moves which was nice of them.

Soren is actually spelled with two dots over the first O but I don't know how to do that without a danish keyboard. And before you get worried, no he's not from Iceland he's just named after his dad Soren senior (who is also supposed to be spelled with two dots.)

I have included a photo of Soren (Junior not Soren senior) he is famous for inventing flap-hats. I miss flap-hats.

The TRAX board is complete, it has a new mast foot and a new skeg. A skeg is a fin on the bottom, not one of those half dinosaur half turkey things from that scary as movie The Dark Crystal, those are called Skexis. Same but different.

It has it's original TRAX sail, mast, boom, centre-board, basically everything you need to become awesome like my uncle Soren.

You don't even need to know how to use it just turn up at the beach and reap the benefits.

P.S I typed this with my toes.