Want a voicemail from Paddy Gower that'll make your Grandma blush? Well, now's your chance. The legendary broadcaster is offering to record a personalised, profanity-filled message just for you.

Not only will you get a hilarious voicemail you use for whatever nefarious purpose you like, but you'll also be supporting a great cause. All proceeds from this auction will go directly to the Prostate Cancer Foundation New Zealand for Blue September, and you can have a laugh while helping fund vital research and support services for men affected by prostate cancer.

The highest bidder will also receive a signed copy of Paddy's new book, "This is the F#$%ing News" when it comes out in late September.

Remember, swearing isn't just about shock or offense. Sometimes it's about blowing off steam or expressing frustration. Let's use that energy to raise awareness around prostate cancer, New Zealand's most diagnosed cancer, and encourage more men to speak up.

So, what are you waiting for? Place your bid and help make a f#$%ing difference.

T&Cs: Must be redeemed by 30 November 2024