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How did this L&P bottle get here? It’s kind of a long story.

A while back, L&P asked the country to describe our famous lemony taste.

Check it out here:

To cut a very long story long-ish, it’s turned out we’ve ended up with one of the lengthiest product descriptions for a lemony tasting drink in the world, probably.

Spirits at L&P HQ were at an all-time high. Until we tried to fit our new taste description on the back of regular bottles and discovered the print was so tiny you practically needed a microscope to read it. We set about attaching miniature microscopes to bottles. After many trial and error attempts, the tough decision was made to side-line the whole miniature microscope thing and just make a taller L&P bottle instead.

As far as tall orders go this was pretty up there, so when the first limited edition glass bottle came off the production line spirits were once again at an all-time high. Standing at 70.5cms tall, our latest product innovation was a sight to behold. We rushed them down to the nearest dairy only to find someone had miscalculated them fitting on the fridge shelves by roughly 50.5cms.

Due to unforeseen circumstances out of our control, production was halted at just 10 bespoke bottles. In a journey of highs and not so highs, we prefer to remember the highs.

On the upside, you lucky folks now have the chance to get your hands on AN INCREDIBLY RARE, PRICELESS, HISTORIC, PRICELESS, NEW ZEALAND ARTEFACT!!

All proceeds will go to community-run not-for-profit, Positive Paeroa, which promotes Paeroa as a destination and supports local businesses and community organisations.

Note: delivery address must be in New Zealand. No PO boxes.
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