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William Valentine

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FUN FACT: Zombies are similar to pigeons in that if you feed one, before you know it you'll have hundreds milling around you begging to be fed. But unlike pigeons, which are relatively harmless save for the occasional avian faeces ruining your fav blouse, zombies are fucking dangerous! They're not muttering 'graaaainnns' - Douglas in accounting, you idiot - they're muttering 'BRRRRAAAINNNNNS!' and they will fucking EAT YOU given half the chance.

Which is why I've found this sign so helpful. I mean, sometimes people ignore it (R.I.P. Douglas, what a guy) but most people heed the warning and stick to the pigeons.

Mount these around the office grounds and you're sure to lower the zombie death toll considerably. You may want to also consider digging a rather deep moat around your workplace.


- Distressed Zombie warning sign design

- Reads 'Warning: Please Do Not Feed The Zombies'

- Faux rusty edges

- Corner holes for easy mounting

- Comes gift packaged



Dimensions: 29 x 20.5 cms


Material: Tin


Care instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth

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